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Completed Let's find out if Mistmare is the worst RPG of all time

Twinkle

Liturgist
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CHAPTER 8

Several commoners are standing nearby. But how did they manage to survive?

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Are they trying to insult intellectual capabilities of a little, proud nation that gave these very forums so many quality posters. :rage: Or maybe this guy is just Sapkowski's close sibling. :M

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Yeah, it's not like it's a fairly obvious tra... Oh, nevermind, let's proceed.

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And inside.

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So the writing basically says: If you wait to ruin something forever, ask a Polack to do it. : x

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Well, this explanation is still more satisfying than some retardo global "Church is teh evil" conspiracy the game hinted at in Rome.

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You bet. :lol:

As soon as they step outside they turn into huge, dangerous monsters. Shavier hastily escapes to the nearby cave complex while Isador is forced to retreat inside the cathedral.

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From there beating huge dino is trivial as stupid thing can't get inside while I bombard it with spells.

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The huge flesh giant Izzy just avoids and runs straight to the cave complex after Shavier.

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Need to find the control room.

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Why did you charge, moron? Get back!

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:salute: You died for good cause, but, man, that was stupid move.

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The entrance to the control room is guarded by four demonic looking guardians. They are very tough but slow and I have unlimited ability to resurrect so the chances are really not in their favor.

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I check Shavier's body just in case... Yup, dead.

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I pull them carefully one by one to avoid gangbanging.

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And only one remains, though he's bigger and badder than the rest.

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But for some reason he ignores Isador and marches inside nearby wall. :lol:

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Done and dusted.

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This is the end, my friends. Watch this awesum cinematic and congratulate me (and yourselves). We made it, after all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTsFV6jlUyM&feature=youtu.be

However, I must say the ending is not full rainbows and unicorns. Note the rats. When Isador banished the Fog, the plague returned and it's only a matter of time till it reaches civilized Europe again. Nice touch, IMO.

I rate this marvelous game

:troll:

out of

:butthurt:

As far as titular question goes: no, it's far from being the worst RPG I played. It's still above the level of genuine irredeemable turds like MMIX, at least with Mistmare I wanted to know how it ends rather than abandon it immediately. Truth to be told, "cRPG" is hardly the best term to describe it. It feel more akin to story-driver action/adventure with RPG elements which makes it sort of a proto-Witcher.

Thank you for reading, and expect me LP more obscure "bad but somewhat interesting" games in the future. :M
 

Brother None

inXile Entertainment
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That flesh giant looks p creepy!

Wait, so Shavier just keeled over right before the end? That's a little depressing. But...he's back for the cutscene? Oh well. Or was that Izzy?

Not a very good closing cutscene but yeah, good touch with the rats returning. A game with some decent ideas, at least it's got some original stuff, too bad it kinda sucks!

Or maybe this guy is just Sapkowski's close sibling

Hahaha.

Well, this explanation is still more satisfying than some retardo global "Church is teh evil" conspiracy the game hinted at in Rome.

Yip. Not bad!

Congrats to make it to the end Twinkle!
 

lightbane

Arcane
Joined
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Messages
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Finally managed to read this to the end. Not bad, good thing it wasn't an obvious "HURR THE CHURCH IS EVIL" plottwist.
The ending is not all good and shiny. But a plague is preferable to an eldritch fog that turns people into monsters... Right???

Either way, thanks for the lp.
 

vazha

Arcane
Joined
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ok, let me see what I can do. Whom do I send the archived pics to replace the dead ones?
 

vazha

Arcane
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First off, you'll need to explain to me how to do that in the first place. Like how did you get that image via archive.org? I suppose I should put a link to this thread in the archive.org, what then? tried and it gives me site error :/
 

Modron

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Infinitron

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