Where are the RPG Codexes of yesteryear?
I, Le Twin de Susaine, have been wading waist-high in the lake of shit that is the RPG Codex for way too long. I have grown tired of a steady diet of tubgirl, overzealous moderators and administrators, tragically fecund imbeciles and the nefandous horrors of the Codex hivemind. I am tired of witnessing the perpetual decline of a site I once held dear. I am tired of being gumfucked by the idiocy of the general majority of the Codex regulars. I am tired of being frowned upon by the rest of the Internet. I am not ready to embrace a future of buttfuck.
What's wrong with the Codex? What is its tragic flaw; the flaw that'll bring about its downfall? It is a wretched hive of scum and villainy nonpareil. It is a wasteland. You, its denizens, revel in the imbecility that so putrefies it. You relish the attention your silly little antics garner. You think of yourself as dignified Codex regulars, but you are in truth naught but mere specks on the windshield of the Internet. You refer to your little base as a last vestige of civilization in an otherwise uncivilized world, and to yourselves as lone bastions of ration in a world where imbecility reigns supreme. You lie to yourselves.
The Codex is a bowl. A bowl filled to the brim with prejudice, nazism, racism, blatant misogny, ignorance, idiocy, imbecility, tardiness, defecatory prose, maliciousness, effeteness, affectlessness. It is a cesspoll of buttfuck, an affront to common decency. I hereby aver that you are a bunch of total fags.
You occasionally swoop down from your soaring aeries to prey on whatever defenseless victims happen to happen by, but the brunt of your time is spent in self-indulgent orgies of navelgazing. Feeling reduced to flotsam on the seas of fate by a marked lack of intellectual capacity, you long for acceptance from your fellow man. A wish which you think would, if fulfilled, result in a utopian and carefree existence. Are you prepared to make a difference? Are you prepared to become part of something great, something ultimate? No. You're doomed to forever dwell in mediocrity.
You are a Codexer.
Also been six+ years since my last classes.
