Chapter the tenth, Who Yamas the Yama? (first part)
In which our heroine shows post-apocaliptic Tokyo why that saying about never meddling in the affairs of scorned witches came to be. She also kills a whole bunch of thingies, makes lots and lots of really bad jokes, and stuff.
Last time we met our heroes, guided by the eternal will of a heavenly Black Cat, defeated an army of evil robots, frustrated some generic Mad Scientist's plans, and explored Neo-Ginza while listening to the best music ever. And today they will face a long chain of new and amazing adventures because i'm back at singledom, population me, and need something to do with my free time until my mood is game for having a life, meeting with friends, go clubbing, or do evil occult thingies again. So be prepared for one long, big, amazingly cool update, and later you all better post how much you liked it or there will be HELL to pay, yessir.
As we rejoin our heroes, then, they are preparing to go into Lower Ginza. What's lower Ginza, you ask? It is a big dungeon under Neo-Ginza, with some very bothersome monsters and stuff. Mind you, it is dead easy if you are going Chaos since the very bothersome demons are all aligned with chaos, but we are, like, Law. Meh. In any case we will no longer be Law when this update is finished, so i will be able to cuddle fallen angels 'till they go back to the Abyss just to escape from me, yay!
We sure want, old chap. Once down we meet two new demons: The first is Yama Chulruk, the most messed up little fucker this side of Hell. I mean, he has Mudo and likes to be in groups of four, though in the screenshot below he is alone, and lower Ginza is crawling with the little creeps, so you can't AUTO them without risking a journey to the temple for recovery and resurrection, like the second screenshot shows. And that screenshot was taken after trying to AUTO the single *bleep* in the first screenshot, not some big group or anything.
The later one is Datenshi Leonard, and you already know what that means, right? Of course you do! It's
Kuroi Neko teaches darke magick, nya! time, again! And i am happy they didn't mess up this one's name, because when you can't write Leonard as God wants it written not even final judgement will straight you up, i say! This one is a hard one, though: He is not from the Ars Goetia, nor from the Pseudomonarchia, nor from the Grimorium Verum, etc. He is from De Plancy's Dictionnaire Infernal, and i already told you finding a hard copy is really, really though. Lucky for you I'm the cutest grand master of Demon Lore, like, ever, so i need not those thingies to give you the short version.
Often called Le Grand Negre, Leonard is thought to be another version or form of the Goat of Mendes, also known as The Baphomet, since he also, like, presides over the witches' sabbath and has three horns, the upper body of a goat, and a face on his butt that the witches would kiss to pledge allegiance to the infernal forces. We no longer do that one, though, and i guess he doesn't care since as Demonic Lore has it he didn't like that part of his office in the least. Being the main agent of hell in all matters pertaining of sorcery and cute witches, though, the sabbath thingie came as a natural extention of his duties instead of being part of his office, i think. He is also said to be an amazing shapeshifter, being able to turn into almost anything without losing his sad, moody face: A tree trunk with a melancholic face carved on it, etc.
It is not that strange for a Demon to have an office, or an extension of his office, that he doesn't likes, though. A good number of Demons still have the souls of angels or are looking for redemption, and even those who doesn't still have strong and characterful personalities because, like, that was one of the things they fell to get. Or at least that's their version: It is a little hard to get a good, honest telling of the fall since as lore has it Angels do not answer to questions about the fallen nor the fall other than to say THINK NOT OF SIN, WITCH and the fallen aren't forced to always answer true like the angels do and also happen to have a reputation of being master manipulators to live up to... So yeah, so much for the hard experimental, hands on approach to demonology. There are so many diferent versions to the origin of demons, the fall, and other stuff that most witches and sorcerers end up going atheist, agnostic, or polytheist just to keep away from all the crap and the potential for messing up when choosing who to believe at face value.
That's Leonard in De Plancy's book, dancing with the crones. Lucky for us he always appears like a single demon in random encounters, and since he is a control caster we just go AUTO on his lower face and call it a day, or a night, or whatever. The third new variety of demon we find is an Ibaragi-Doji, an oni or ogre from Kyoto's own mythology if i am remembering it right.
We go around the maze opening treasures chests that either contain incenses or traps, and now the traps start hiting hard and there is a chance you will get a random encounter just after trigering the trap and before you can heal. After a while we again come across Steven, who is starting to get creepier than Yuriko. I mean, she is... well, SHE, so i can actually understand she being alive and still young and terse and pretty and stalky, but this guy is Stephen Hawkings demon-summoning alter-ego, so this isn't right at all.
I have to say, you're quite the impressive one! You haven't been possessed by any demons yet, despite getting your hands messy in that department. It appears my judgment of you was right!
Just as planned, eh? At this rate next time we meet you will take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!
By the way, have you ever wished you could stock more minions? Install a Memory Board in your handheld computer, and you can increse the number of minions it can stock.
Oh, that's a Memory Board that you have! To think there'd still be any left... Give that over to me, and I'll install it in your computer immediately.
...
Done! Now you can stock another two minions in your computer. My Demon Summon Program has gotten more convenient in that sense!
Thank you, creepy stalker disabled guy. Now we can go back looting for incenses and stuff. After many battles and exploration we come across another Demon Summoner! It seems most people in this line of work aren't as nice as we, though, and that most of them are jerks through and through.
10.000 Makka. Cough it up, or no dice.
I could be a nice witch and pay, you know? And later it would take me around three and a half random encounters to recover the Makka, but i am in a bad mood and all so a bunch of dices is what i will be making out of your bones, guy. That and a new set of runes since the voices tell me the ones made out of human bone are better for divining fortunes than those made of wood, nya. I may even scribe the symbols on your blood if my demons leave some of it undrinked.
Oh, so you think you can get through here for free, eh?
You are reading my mind, you wicked warlock! Magical Punishment Time!
Well now, I guess I'll have to rough you up a little then. Pishasha! Show this punk some manners!
This guy always reminds me of a Pokemon Trainer or, like, something. Jigglypuff, i choose you! Let's kick this bad boy's butt to high noon and beyond, i say! For love, justice, friendship, and cuddly things everywhere!
Okay, let's get back in line before we are banned or something. The guy summons three groups of pokemons to fight us: Pishashas, Baykoks, and Lakhes. Of those only Lakhes can as much as survive half a turn against my team: I could AUTO the battle with them and still win, but whatever. We go erradicating them as they come, then the guy whines a bit and summons the next team, etc.
Next I've got some Baykoks just spoiling for a fight! Think you can beat them?
Time to break out the big guns! You don't stand a chance against my Lakhes!
H-holy crap, you're good... Can I call you Boss? Can I? Let me be your apprentice! Ah, Boss! You want to go through?
Yes
Please, please, go ahead! Don't let me get in your way!
Beyond we find a passage leading to Shinagawa, headquarters of the Mesian Church and base of the forces of Law. Since I don't want to go there yet i turn back, and that guy takes the chance to be gentlemanly and stuff. A hint: When they had to kick the gentleman into you it is already a bit late for that.
Devil Summoner
Oh, if it isn't Boss Koneko! Welcome! Please, please, go ahead! Don't let me get in your way!
Leaving aside a bunch of chests with Incenses the only other interesting thing there is to do in Lower Ginza is a staircase leading us further into the depths of the Earth. After exploring the small complex of corridors and rooms down there we come across an old acquitance of us: Lao Tse! We are jet set like that.
While you were in the Kongokai, thirty years passed... Have you gotten used to the post-apocalyptic world yet? I've heard quite a few rumors about you... You're quite the active ones, aren't you?
Hmm... you seem to be get upon your chosen path, but do you really believe what you are doing is right and just? What is justice?
Justice? I just, like, acted like a civilized, caring, kind-hearted person and the game decided I'm a bloody zealot! Screw this game's alignment system, i say. Did you ever heard of Chaotic Good, bloody Japan? Did you?
Look deep into the recesses of your soul, and you will find the answer.
Whenever you feel you have lost sight of the road ahead, come see this old man again. If it helps, I will look into your sould and give you what wisdom i can.
Now, he knowing all that stuff and, like, all that would be even more creepy than Steven were it not the goddamn Lao Tse. It is a shame i brought not my copy of the Tao Te Ching so i can get him to sign it up or, like, stuff. That would be a laught, i say. But anyways, we Toraport back to the civilized world, recover at Shibuya's Healer's Dojo, use two Speed Incenses we got while crawling dungeons to raise Helena's Speed, and then go to Shibuya's Jakyo Mannor to fuse Rusalka and Elf into a Seirei Aeros, and then Seirei Aeros and Hobgoblin into a Yousei Senri. We also fuse Kwanca and Werecat to get a new Hobgoblin.
As to who Senri is, well... I would go and make a joke about how he is this guy from Vampire Knight who is always following Rima around and, like, fights with blood tentacles coming out of his fingers and stuff but then you would get angry at me and i would go sob-sob and be pathetic, so instead i will just tell you of how the Senri are another type of Bakeneko, those japanese shapeshifting ghost kitty-cats i told you about before. They take the shape of girls to seduce men and then eat their souls, nya.
As you can see she is a control caster other than by a spell of the ZAN line, the weakest among all the offensive lines. So i will not use her for a while: I'll have her on my team for a while, then send her back to my COMP and keep her there until i fuse her into something else near the end of this quite long update. I then Transmit back to Ginza, recruit a new Kwanca, and then leave by one of the four upper floor areas and into the overworld map.
Neo-Ginza, i believe, is suposed to be one of Tokyo's busiest subway stations, Ginza Station, which serves the Ginza district, a very upper class shoping district counted among the most luxurious ones in the entire world. Everyone I know would give fifty babies' souls to one of the merry guys from the Ars Goetia to go have a shopping spree around Ginza, but I do not think even black magic can get us that. A fun fact from the Shin Megami Tensei games set in Tokyo, either modern or Post-Apoc, is that if you aren't allergic to researching around the internet as you go you will actually get to learn a bit about Tokyo and stuff, and it is pretty cool since you get a pretty particular and amazing feeling out playing some weird game in a well known, identificable location you can recognize and later read about and see how they went and thought it would be a cool place to turn into an underground town or something. Those guys of Hellgate London tried to do the same by setting the game in London but failed because the city felt more like a randomly generated maze than a city with famous landmarks and sets and stuff.
From there we go west, first, until we come across the already cleared Police Station. Then we go south until we reach Shiba Park and the Tokyo Tower, where the Mesian broadcast station is located. For those of you who don't know Tokyo Tower is like one huge broadcasting center for television, both analog and digital, and radio. It is currently used by lots of important television and radio stations, so if someone were to find functional broadcasting equipment in post-apoc Tokyo a good chance would be in, or around, Tokyo Tower, though i do not know if it would survive nuclear war and stuff.
Inside Tokyo Tower there are mostly low level Chirei demons and the entire list, up to now, of Mesian guys. In the ground floor there is not a lot to do, so once we finish exploring down there we take the elevator to Floor 30, the only one we can pick. Up there we find the Mesian broadcast station whose programing we came across in Shinjuku and Shibuya. You can also find TV sets in Ginza and Shinagawa, but they transmit the same message we saw in Shibuya so i forgot to screenshot it back in Ginza. There are two talky encounters in this floor: A Mesian girl who recognizes us...
Since the world crumbled into ruin, the remaining people of the world live in fear and shadow. That's why we will save them through the teachings of God. If we broadcast our message from here, we can teach many, many people his blessed message!
By the way, I see that you're not just any demon summoner. You're a human that fights on the of Law, just like our Mesia church.
... and a Mesian guy.
We are working our hardest to spread the blessed teaching of God to as many people as possible.
While leaving we also come across a very interesting group of Mesian Zealots. Two images are worth several thousands words, i heard, so there you go.
An unscripted random encounter becomes an amazing and very honest rendition of the western religious institutions and their many hundreds years of history , because fate loves to have a good laught at the expense of mankind's self-steem, sigh. I riddle them full of holes and go back to Ginza, then to lower Ginza, then leave by the exit leading to Shinagawa. I could try to reach it from Shiba Park, but the path would be blocked so i did the faster thingie. Before we can once more breath fresh air we need to run a small dungeon where we get another Incense and kill lots of things. Then we go outside.
Once we enter, like, Neo-Shinagawa we save and record the local Terminal in our COMP for later Transmision back to this place. In the main hall of Shinagawa are all the stores and stuff, but we already know how those work and there isn't anything new other than buying things from the local Armour Shop: Draupnir, Dragon Boots, Robe of Law, and Masquerade for Koneko and Crimson Gauntlets, Crimson Greaves, Masquerade, and Robe of Law for Helena. The Masquerade and the Robe of Law are both aligned with Law and thus can't be equiped by characters aligned with Chaos or Neutrality, but if you suffer an alignement change while wearing them you can keep them equiped. Once you remove them, though, there is no way to equip them again.
Once we finish with the main hall we go into the corridors. This is one of the main dungeons of this act, so easy this isn't going to be: First and foremost, the demon bunches on this dungeon are bloody screwed and you get the whole set with big groups of hard hitting and ZIO immune Nagas, mudo casting Loas and Chulruks, physical-attack reflecting Datenshi Decarabia, and some other things. Second, the levels have traps that hurt all party members not aligned with Law for what i think is a whole lot of damage since one took a bit over three fourths of Werewolf's life in one go. Third, i had forgoten i can't defeat this chapter's Law Boss until after defeating this chapter's Chaos Boss so whatever, let's get this party started.
As soon as we leave the main hall we come across new Demons in the form of Yuki Sawobaks and Raja Nagas, of whom the later are those hard hitting and ZIO immune Nagas i just mentioned. The Nagas are snake people from Hinduism and Budhism, who in the Mahabharata are enemies of the Garuda, who are bird people, and stuff. Some people believe they can represent Primal Chaos since reptiles and sea creatures are usually related to the forces of Chaos, The Subconsious, and Darkness, like with the Babylonian Tiamat and her lover Apsu, while birds and the like are usually related to the forces of Heavenly Law and, like, boring stuff. Since in the game the Raja Nagas are aligned with Chaos and stuff i guess either the Shin Megami Tensei guys traveled forward in time and plagiarized my friends or both groups happened to read the same books. I will be going with the former theory since it's way more fun and colorful than the later one. Sawobaks, meanwhile, i have not the slightest idea of what they are suposed to be and neither does the Megami Tensei wiki, so we will just shot them to pieces on sight and forget about them, nya.
In some chests around the initial area we find a Core Shield and an Intelligence Incense. Core Shields do protect against Shinagawa's traps, but i will not be wasting several of those just because of one or two characters in my party since it is cheaper to just heal them. We also come across our first Loa, a general term for the spirits and entities of Voodoo and related faiths. In this one case the Shin Megami Tensei guys were somewhat bigoted or misguided, since to just create one generic demon called Loa and be done with Voodoo and related faiths is no diferent to creating a generic Fallen Angel guy and considering it should cover the entirety of western Demonology or puting some generic Orisha guy and thinking that covers the entirety of Santeria and Yoruba spirit-thingies. The Loa's art, though, would make a really cool tatoo if you are a big biker guy or something like that.
When i identify myself he seems to go all fanboy and stuff. I ask him to join my party and after some Maka and a Magic Stone change hands he becomes my minion. As you can see in his sheet he has Mudo, Samaricarm, and Toraport, making him a pretty cool support caster to have for an emergency but not a permanent member of the main party.
In between the main hall and the begining of the long and winding trapped corridors leading to the ascending staircase there seems to be some kind of village where those of the Mesian faith live and wait for an adventurer to come and chat. That's us, now, so we go and while shooting things dead we go around and interview the locals. First we meet this guy who tells us more of the magic traps...
The halls themselves are designed to attack unbelievers that try to walk them. Though apparently a Core Shield can negate the traps' effects...
You really shouldn't be telling that to perfect strangers, you know?
... this old guy who tells me of a nearby dungeon or something...
However, the Americans directly targeted it, and the shelter took direct hit by a nuclear missile. Everyone inside it was burnt to a crisp.
I am getting some pretty intense anti-american vibes from this game.
... this other Mesian guy who tells me the location of another of those four Oni we heard mentioned already...
The priest said that it's already eaten several people! Oh, God, protect me!
... a kid who tells us of an item we should get when we reach Ueno...
But one of the Gaians took it and brought it to Ueno. Apparently they intend to feed it to the monster that lives in the sewers--perhaps they're trying to pacify it?
... a very long winded Mesian priest...
God needs all the strenght he can muster from his followers! Sacrifice your all to his divine glory!
Give all of your strenght to God by working towards completing our Cathedral! The time to work in the name of God is now!
When the Cathedral is complete, God himself will grant his presence there, and lay the foundations of the Thousand Year Kingdom, and all those who have sacrificed everything to him will surely be saved!
The time is now! Go to the Cathedral, and let us all lend our blood, sweat, and tears to its completion!
Where i broke the paragraphs the game asked me if i wanted to leave or keep listening to the sermon. I stayed because I'm a completist like that, but i do not know if to stay until the end or leave actually does something to your alignment. Given what will happen to my alignment once we go to that place Aquino told us to keep away from i doubt it.
... and finally we meet this woman who isn't precisely full of faith in the Lord.
I hope he's all right, but i fear the worst has happened...
While chatting the time away with all this people i also got to recruit a Mesian Temple Knight and a Youma Isora, who the Megami Tensei wiki tells me is a Shinto God of the seashore and stuff. He has Zionga, Diarama, and the Wall of Water skill, so he actually can get pretty useful. Once i finish with the interviewing i Toraport back to the main hall, fuse Dwarf and the Templar guy to get an Archangel, and then use two Luck Incenses on Koneko and four Inteligence Incenses on Helena, since Koneko has pretty much maxed it by now between Incenses, Level Ups, and Equipment.
Archangel is a pretty cool Tenshi with Agirao, Hanma, Diarama, and a fairly strong melee attack. In the original Hebrew cosmology, that of Archangel is not considered to be an oficial rank or order as much as a category into which all angelic beings with a developed, individual personality could be put. I would now make a joke about that including the boys and girls from the Ars Goetia since they are, in theory at least, also Angelic Beings but i do not wish to be burnt while still so young and kawaii, so i will just keep going with the explanation: On both the Catholic and Christian theologies, the one on which the Tenshi family i believe to remember was based upon, that of Archangels is the second order of the third sphere. Most traditions and denominations divide the Order of Archangels in two groups: The named Archangels, who would be very same thingies the jews had, and the unamed ones, that would be, like, a rank above your random generic angel but still below the Orders with the cool names and stuff. Islam also follows that division.
The named Archangels are also the most commonly mentioned, summoned, or call upon by western occultists that do not like to mess with things fallen and sinful, nor with things wild and primal like the Elemental Spirits or Fae and the like, nor with way too psychological thingies like Thought Forms or Larvae and other thingies along those lines, nor the weirder varieties of occult fauna like Egregores and Genius Loci and stuff like that, nor with pure crazy thingies like incarnated concepts and living symbols, etc. The most famous of the named Archangels (those being Gabriel, Raphael, Uriel, and Michael) are for example called upon on several varieties of Banishing Rituals, including Aleister Crowley's very popular Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Pentagram, and stuff like that. Since the Golden Dawn and other orders both Hermetic and Kabalistic in nature went around mixing occult paradigms and systems as they pleased it is not strange to get formal rituals and stuff written in a mixture of Enochian and Latin, calling upon the power of the four great Archangels to command the Elemental Forces, and then by the power of a Kabalistic symbol interpreted by means of John Dee's symbolism call the forces of hell, as described in the Ars Goetia, to comune with you... And they still don't understand why most modern witches and warlocks who dislike neopaganism and religion go either eclectic, Chaoist, or old-school Left Hand's Individualist, mixing and matching and making stuff up as they go and laughing their butts off every time the guys from the traditional orders tell them not to do that kind of thing because is disrespectful of the olde ways.
Bloody hypocrites, all of them traditional types.
Back to gaming now we can finally venture into the winding corridors of doomity doom. Along the way we find a statue of the New Messiah, as well as another two talkative guys.
Helena
Hey, Koneko, is it just me, or is this statue not the spitting image of Bardon!? Even if it's just a random coincidence, the similarity is downright uncanny!
There is no coincidence, young padawan. There is only synchronicity and cosmic perversity. Though i smile at the thought of Bardon being turned into...
... as the statue seems to suggest, nyahahahahaha. Later i will post Neo-Bardon's artwork when we meet him at the head church, but i just needed to make the bad jokes now so they stay out of the way from now on and stuff. Now, let's see what the two talkative guys have to say: The first goes on and on about the Cathedral, while i must fight a panic attack as memories from the future start flowing through my mind...
Indeed, it will serve as a marker for when God descends to Earth and incinerates them all in the holy fire of his wrath!
... and the second one tells us about the Messiah, Bardon.
Master Bardon sacrificed his own life to save his friends, and was brought to the foot of God. And God granted Master Bardon new life, reviving him as our Messiah!
Whatever. We keep the looting going, get some more incenses and an Emerald, and after much going around, steping on trapped tiles, banishing thingies back to the Abyss by means of lead poisoning, and recruiting a Zealot who decided not to run with our money we finally get to the staircase that will lead us into the second floor, nya. First thing up there is a new datenshi! So it's that time again! The
Kuroi Neko teaches Darke Magick, nya! super-duper-happy hour, yay!
Meet Datenshi Decarabia, known also as Carabia, floating star extraordinaire! This pretty weird guy is the Sixty-ninth spirit as listed in the Ars Goetia, and since he is a Marquis he likes the moon and silver. His card is the seven of swords and thus his element would be Air. He is most powerful during the nights of the Third Decane of Aquarius, from February 9 to February 18. His office in the Lemegeton is said to be revealing the virtues of birds and precious stones to the sorceress, as well as making all thingies with the shape of birds to act as they were living birds, singing and drinking and jumping and flying and stuff. That would be some pretty amazing and cool thingie, even if not the most useful one. He rules over thirty legions. In the Pseudomonarchia he also has the office of tamming all birdies for the sorceress and revealing to her the virtues and hidden powers of herbs, but there he only rules over twentynine legions, though.
Since he is a floating star i will not be, like, uploading pictures of him and stuff. I will, though, upload both his sigils... And was the plural of that Sigla or i'm mixing it up with something else? In any case you know what I mean. The first one from Duquette's, the second one from Mather's, even if in this particular case both aren't that diferent like the last one we did.
And also his sheet, though i will not be getting him until around this update's end. He has Tetraja, a spell that protects the party agains energy drain and maybe curses, and Tetra-karn, a spell that reflects all physical damage done to the party or the caster, i don't remember right now, back to the attacker. I mean, what the hell where they thinking! That's bloody evil, no punches pulled and no mercy given. You can't AUTO those creeps without running the risk of your party killing itself! And they are bloody everywhere in Shinagawa's upper floors, sob sob.
Leaving Decarabia aside, though, the second level will be a breeze to write about, even if i spent not a short time doing it. Look at the following image, for that's Shinagawa's second floor's floorplan. To get into the middle room with two outer doors and an inner one you need to find which of the rooms teleport you there, because the tiles in front of the outer doors teleport you to one of the side corridors you can see below. The other rooms either contain an Incense, a Trap, teleport you to one of the side corridors, or make you fall to the level below. If you are patient like this cat you will get some incenses and a Kusanagi-No-Tsurugi, whatever that is.
Once i did all that we go to the third floor. Look at the following image to make this one short. Each of the four rooms beyond which are two tiles i could not explore has a gate sealed by magic or, like, stuff in it. As you can also see, the corridors end in what is from one side a door and from the other a wall, so if you are attacked when going through those doors you can retreat, bloody sob. Right in the center of the level is the Mesian Head Church. Funny fact: Before entering i healed and prepared like i was going to fight one of the chapter's two main bosses. I didn't, because you can't fight Law Guy until you either defeat Chaos Lady or join her.
But let's keep going: The party kicks the door and run in the Head Church screaming bloody murder and preparing to go all the way back to a nice, warm, cuddly neutral alignment the hard way so the commanding Heavenly Cat can play with her Datenshi and stuffy stuff. They are being expected, though. Meet the Battle Pope, Bardon!
Through the miracle of God's power, I was brought back to life.
Yeah, Loa and some other guys can also do that one. It's great if you are a brawler, but if your main role is a caster you are screwed other than by saving you resurrection costs: You will need a priest or healer anyway because you revive without MP, though maybe God can get around that one with a Fiat Mana or something like that.
And he granted me his wisdom, teaching me the ideal of the great Thousand Year Kingdom! If established, the Thousand Year Kingdom will bring eternal peace to the Earth... After learning of the plan, I became resolute in my decision. I will fight for the establishment of the Thousand Year Kingdom as God's chosen messiah!
Aquino at least betrayed us to power and freedom, so it's all cool with him and we can keep being friends and, like, stuff. You are betraying us to the guy who went Global Thermonuclear War on our butts thirty years ago, pope guy. Really not smart of you.
... But even with the blessing of God himself, the demons are too numerous. Even i lack the power to defeat them all by myself. Therefore, I have a request of you, Koneko. The Jaryu Echnida has taken up residence in eastern Tokyo, and i would like you to defeat her. In her unthinkable arrogance, she opposes our divine plan, scheming to destroy the Cathedral and establish a fragmented society of many gods and their followers. Such a society divided against itself cannot stand! We need the people unified under one God!
Not being multikult is so totally not politically correct I'm almost tempted to join you just for the shock value, pope guy we used to be friends with.
Do you think it is right to let the demons gain any more influence than they already have? Think of how many people have already fallen prey to them.
Think of how many people went crispy when thirty years ago God went and decided to play Defcon with the real world and controling all players himself, and that includes your bloody girlfriend. Yeah, I thought so: Me being a silent protagonist is your only argument.
Should they gain power, do you think anything will change from the way it is now? The toll in human lives should Chaos get its "might-makes-right" system in place will be immesurable.
That's not really a problem since God will be sending us a bloody diluge to finish cleansing the world of all unbelievers by this act's end, maybe because he doesn't want those evil might-makes-right Gaians to have all the fun genocide for themselves. Oooops, yes, you are right. Sorry, my bad: Metagaming's against the rules and all. Keep telling me about how great this Thousand Year Kingom thingie really is and how big a bleeding heart, caring humanist this God dude really is.
That is why we need God--he wishes to create a society where humanity will not suffer, will not have to worry about being overtaken by those stronger than them. He will show us the way and give us all the guidance and support we need. Please, join us--fight with me in the name of God!
There's a question for you: What would God offers to the amazing Kuroi Neko instead of the traditional dark eyed damsels? Incubi? Cats? Archangels? What if our heroine prefers clear eyed rewards, would that be heresy since they actually mention the rewards must be dark eyed and thus that is God's heavenly will? Okay, okay, I'll stop before they kick down the door and burn me, sob-sob.
We now go to the fourth, and last, floor. There is nothing interesting here: Some teleporters, some rooms with alignment based traps, etc. The usual thingie. Look at the following screenshot.
Every time you enter one of the rooms on the points of the middle cross you get ported to one of the two-tiles long corridors, where you are hit by an alignment trap as you leave. One of the small rooms on the north part of the level teleports you to the center corridor, where you get an incense and some stuff in the two side rooms and then get teleported to one of the small trap corridors. The other one of the rooms up there i don't remember what it had: Either an incense or a trap or a whole lot of nothing. In one of those two niches at the sides of the central northernmost room we find the only unique thing about this level: Remember that renowned Demon Summoner we heard about while in Ginza? There he is. And in true Pokemon Trainer fashion he wants to duel with me, sigh.
I bet you think your minions are the strongest! But you're wrong about that. How do I know? Because my minions are the strongest! Come on out to play, Sir Nue!
Boys and their bloody toys, as they say. He has a pack of Nues, a pack of Sawobaks, and a pack of Barbegazi, a new kind of demon and, just like before, the last one is only one who can as much as scratch the paint of my current party. Again we defeat each of the two groups packs before they can even go blinkity blink, he talks a bunch before pulling the next Pokeball, and stuff. The Barbegazi survive, like, two turns, mostly because they have Maha-Bufu or something and thus freeze half my guys before they get a turn. They are weak to fire, though, so Archangel and Hobgoblin had a bloody party on the second, and nyahahaha last, one.
Ok, next up, it's your turn, Sir Sawobak!
No more pulling punches! I shall fight you with all my strenght!
Cry me a bloody river. It's not my fault you are a moron and a jerk who watches way too much shounen crap, i just wanted to chat and ask you about the four directional oni guys. In any case he leaves the Four-door gem behind, so now we can go to the four shrine thingies and meet the four directional oni guys. We'll do that either next update or the one right after, depending on how long i want to make the next one.
I now Toraport back to the main hall and go to the Jakyo Mannor. I fuse the Zealot i got and my Kwanca into a Seirei Sylph, and then i use her to upgrade Yousei Hobgoblin into Yousei Troll. I also fuse Senri and Loa into a Youma Ongkot. Let's see, first, Troll's sheet: He has Bufula, Maha-Bufu, and Diarahan. He also has a whole lot of HP and a pretty hurty punch. If you do not know what kind of creature a mythological Troll is you are a lost case and as such i don't really care. As an amusing but totally useless bit of trivia, though, those Trolls are blue brutes just like The Dreaming ones, yay! Does someone of you know if this is a coinc... synchronous event, i meant, or if there is some obscure piece of lore where Trolls are blue ugly brutes?
Then we have the Ongkot. According to the Megami Tensei wiki thingie he is an Ape Prince from some Thai Epic i not even knew existed before, so i should be gaining a free rank on Lore: Obscure Asian Mythology because of this one. Way to go, me! He has a force spell and a bunch of buffs, raising the party's Attack Power and Defense. And he is, as far as demons of his level go, a fast creep, so he would actually be pretty cool if having ZIO or BUFU spells, but he doesn't so meh. I mostly got him for the defense buff.
Before leaving Shinagawa, Helena uses incenses for both Magic and Speed while Koneko does so for Luck. Those are their sheets as they go to Transmit themselves back to Ginza:
As soon as we reach Ginza we leave back to the crossroads we came across when travelling from Roppongi to Ginza, and then follow the corridor to the exit Aquino told us not to go through. Again, before reaching the overworld map we must fight our ways through a small dungeon where we meet a demon that we should have crossed a long time ago, when between Shinjuku and Roppongi, but by random chance we didn't and thus as a encounter he is now awfully underleveled but at least gives me an excuse to show his art. While going through this mini-dungeon we recruit another Loa, too.
That's one really ugly creep, i say. Some random encounters afterwards we find the exit, leave, and come to the overworld map, yay! First step we take, though, we meet with Aquino-Kun, and he isn't happy to see us.
I didn't want to have to be forced to take you in myself... *sigh* Oh well, there's no sense worrying about it now. Come on, it's time for you to be judged.
*fooosh*
Here, accused of maliciously manipulating demons, the trial of Koneko--in other words, you--will be held. Be sure to mind your manners around Lord Yama!
*fooosh*
Koneko, you cannot deny that you have been using a demon summoning program to summon, control, and bind demons to your will. The evidence is plain as day. Doing so is in flagrant disregard to the contract signed between demons and humans since time immemorial. Furthermore, not only do you flagrantly use demons to do your bidding but you cast your lot with the side of Law, that wishes to destroy demonkind!? Forcing your demons to work toward the undoing of their own race?!
I do not cast my lot with anyone, redish hell-judge thingie who was way lovelier and funnier in its Phantasmagoria of Flower View incarnation. It's the bloody alignment system who does, i am just an inocent victim of bigotred pigeonholing and, like, chauvinistic labeling and automated prejudice built into the way the system works, hai hai. So now just lecture me as your other you always does and let me go my way, there are universes to save and, like, stuff to do.
Outrageous!! I sentence you to death, your execution to be carried out at sunrise!
So totally not cute in this incarnation. Are you just, like, compensating because Pazuzu kicked your ass without even trying in Devil Survivor? How much HP did you take from him with your judgement thingie? I think it was measured in zeroes, nya-nya.
Get this miscreant out of my sight!
*fooosh*
You get to live until tomorrow morning.
So there we are, thrown in jail and due to be executed by dawn and stuff. That bigotred red guy with a holier-than-thou attitude was Enma Yama, the judge of the budhist underworld. Since those Budhist guys have a whole lot of hells and purgatories and thingies he must be super-busy and that would kind of explain the attitude, i guess. He gets around a whole lot: Anime, Manga, Videogames, etc. He also appears in Devil Survivor, where he kills a whole lot of sinful defenseless civilians off-screen and then goes get his butt handed to him by Pazuzu in a scripted scene and without even scratching the paint off Assyria's finest, so yeah.
Big though guy you are, Yama thingie.
The Yama is way cooler in the zuniverse, though. Here, have a look and learn how it is done from the very best, red guy thingie.
First, she is not red and she doesn't look like she has an itch she can't reach. Second, she does not sentence people to death because, like, thingie should judge you after you are dead and not before. Third, she gives long and funny lectures, written by a japanese hopeless drunkard so it can get really weird, about how you are a bloody sinner and then some time later she visits you to see if you have mended your ways and to keep lecturing you so you don't need to end in one of the three thousands and fifty budhist hells. Fourth, she does all that while throwing lots and lots and lots of thingies you have to dodge so Pazuzu would need to really get his act together to evade her attacks instead of just yawning and owning the guy without even trying. Fifth, she has a lazy shinigami as an underling who is so lazy and stuff that the every sixty years the dead, like, go on strike or something because they have been left to pile up on the world of the living, and who defeats people by throwing lots and lots of magical money at them. So yeah, you go girl! Show he red guy how it is done!
Yes, totally WTF moment. I fail at humor and i know it, just live with it. Let's go back to prison: There is not a lot of space to move around, and Toraport does not work if you try to just escape the easy way and LOL at the Yama guy. You can talk with Helena or try the bars, and the bars do not work so we go talk with the Girl. We need to talk several times with her to pass time.
*walks around*
*walks around*
*walks around*
Look, I owe you one so I'll let you go out of here. But whatever you do, DON'T go to Ueno. Listen to me this time!
You are the dashing prince with the worse fashion sense, like, ever, but it is kind of cute the way he tries to use the saving his butt thingie as an excuse to let us out and then goes to warn us about Ueno like the carebear emo ninja he really is, nya. Once outside we start meeting new demons straight away, and riddle them full of holes. The first one is Yuuki Sanni Yaka and not even the Megami Tensei wiki knows who he is suposed to be. He has some poison power and stuff, we just AUTO the bleeding crap out of them each time they appear and move out since Helena can heal the poison thingie and she has a load of MP by now.
Next in the new demon showcase comes Touki Mezuki, the angry horsie of doomity doom. I recruit him and stuff, then look around the Wikipedia and the Megamipedia and the Googlepedia for something to tell you about him but no luck so far other than he is chinese and has a Yugioh thingie so he must be pretty famous among Obscure Mythology Nerds or something. His sheet, meanwhile, shows me he has a mean right punch, Zionga, and the critical skill but too little MP to use him as a shocker other than in emergencies, so it's straight to the COMP with him until I need a brawler. He also has the accuracy buff i will never use until i get to fight the sequel's main bosses, meh.
Then we come across a Chirei Sarutahiko we also recruit. I will quote from the Megami Tensei wiki because what i know of this guy would be otherwise summed up in one word: Nothing.
Sarutahiko-no-Ookami (猿田彦大神) is an terrestrial god whose name means "Prince Of The Monkey Fields". He was the first to welcome the gods who descended to the earth, but refused to relinquish his territory to Ninigi-no-Mikoto until he was suggestively convinced to do so by Ame-no-Uzume, who later became his wife.
As a footnote i will mention he is called square-square-square-square-square just by people who like me and, i am willing to bet, most of fair Codexia doesn't have the Japanese fonts installed or something. Also, if that bit I quoted is to be believed, Fivesquares is such a bloody ogling dirty macho jerk so I'm regreting looking up his name. Finally, he is mentioned as having a third-rate side-part on Nocturne but he is so, like, totally forgetable I didn't remember anything about that until I read it in there so it's straight to the COMP with him. He has three nice spells and is a fairly good brawler so it is a bloody shame, i say.
Next in line we come across across Touki Gozuki, the angry cow of doomity doom, whom Wikipedia tells me is from the same chinese thingie the angry horsie was and, you guessed it, Google tells me he also has a Yugioh thingie. Other than that your guess is as good as mine so let's see his art and his sheet: He has Sibabu, so he can bind enemy demons while the other guys in the party laught at them and do bad things to them, and both the Fireball and Rampage skills. He also kicks backside in melee and has both good HP and STM so i will be taking him in the party for a bit since his two extras are good for against the endless stream of Random Encounters we get.
Since it seems we are in Furrylandia or something we also get of those Ongkots we already got through fusion back at Shinagawa and a Blue Fox thingies whose name I totally forgot to write down because i was too busy trying to cry away the fact he
reflects physical damage back at you as a natural, permanent hability so you can't AUTO him and by the end of the current area we will had come across him a couple hundred of times, screw you Atlus. There, have his art and a screenshot where he even laught at us while he is at it, sobity sob.
Around this one floor, as well as the next one, we will be comming across a bunch of cells containing other victims of the Yama's harsh and unreachable itchy thingie. In this floor we find two inhabit ones: One by this kid...
... and one by this guy.
I have no regrets dying for the advancement of the Mesia church. I only wish that i could have looked upon the Cathedral in all its glory before i died...
And really, the game threw my lot with those bloody zealots because I, like, wanted to give money to some random poor guy and I used a soul incense to free a girl who just was in the wrong place at the wrong time and I dislike to kill defeated thingies in cold blood and, like, totally inocent stuff like that? Since i already explored all of this floor i go down to the next one, and the first cell I visit has the creepy disabled stalker guy on it: At least the Yama's justice got a true pervert, right on!
The head of this place, Yama, is judging and sentencing all sorts of people. The judgement itself is indeed fair but it is based on the ethical standards of Chaos, so if you don't hold the same values, you could be in real trouble. If you evr need help from me, feel free to come back and see me.
No way, creep! Keep your distance, thank you. He then offers me to save, heals the party to max, and then tell me that to escape this prison i need to defeat a guy called Nio or something. Ta-ta, and stuff. I'm gone. Next cell in line contains a, let's say, champion of moral relativism...
What's the matter with stealing a little to do so?
Next door i try has a big Nio behind. I will not be making a round by round telling of the battle because he is suposed to be quite strong if you are not building attack plans made of ZIO and BUFU and Nerve Bullets. Since we do he never got a turn of his own, and in return for totally anihilating his backside Koneko and Helena got three levels each.
But we do not leave just yet since there are still thingies to explore and stuff. Appart from some empty cells we get a Mesian praying the bit about seventy two virgins wasn't just Bardon pulling his leg...
I was captured, but God will surely bless me for fulfilling his will!
... and a guy who went vigilante against the demons.
I was right, and I'm not afraid to admit it!
With me geting angrier and angrier because that Yama retard throw me in with a bunch of murderous weirdos we leave and start exploring the rooms and corridors outside the prison, where we come across a kid who more or less explains to us where we are now and stuff.
They say that It's been like that there for a long time. One person I met said that there used to be a "planetarium" and an "aquiarium" there, but what are those things? I've never even heard of them before.
This means we are either in the Sunshine 60 building or in the Sunshine City complex built around it, all in Ikebukuro. I don't think the building would survive a nuclear war, being a very tall skyscraper and all, but since it is build to resist earthquakes and thingies who knows? Both the Sunshine 60 building and the Sunshine City complex around it are built were once stood Sugamo Prison, and include all the kind of thingies you would usually expect to do when playing one of those Sims games were you build big-big towers, and then some, including a Yama and some thousand furry demons, yay.
We keep exploring, then go to the second floor and kill and loot and charm until we reach a door the game informs us leads to the Yama's court! It's payback time, Hell Boy! We kick the door and barge in, doing the bang-bang thingie and the Zio-Zio thingie and stuff. As soon as we are inside, though, I, like, go pale and panic, for I remember two very, very important thingies, sob sob: Thingie the first is that I had forgoten to buy magical artifacts protecting the party from Mudo spells and Energy Drain attacks since thanks to ZIO and BUFU i never had to worry of those during a boss fight. Thingie the second is that the Yama is immune to ZIO and BUFU.
Such insolence cannot be tolerated! I will destroy you myself!
By now i was going to just give up and re-do everything from Shinagawa, now stoping along the way to buy nine or so Anti-Curse thingies and call it a day. But then i remembered that this guy got his butt kicked by a very bored Pazuzu back in Devil Survivor, and i will not be put to shame within earshot of my very fangirled Assyrian and Babylonian and Akkadian demons. Also, our heroine's heroine would never retreat in face of injustice nor forgive any evildoing creepy thingie regarless of how strong it were! Here, have an inspirational speech by the best Megami Tensei character, like, ever: