The Witcher 3 Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Zeriel]

not trying to be a cunt but if your biggest literary disappointment is shitty genre fiction for young adults maybe you should broaden your reading

The Nvidia performance guide is pretty bullish:

"it's entirely possible that The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt will be crowned as the best ever RPG."

Gotta sell those 980's and Titans somehow.

 

[fizzelopeguss]

Are polacks getting a free sack of spuds for every favourable post for this game? You fuckers are everywhere, one would almost think it was a vital pillar of your nations economy.

 

[Kalasanty11]

Are polacks getting a free sack of spuds for every favourable post for this game? You fuckers are everywhere, one would almost think it was a vital pillar of your nations economy.

Yeah, I felt kind of embarrassed when our PM gave the copy of Witcher 2 to Obama. There is a lot of "it's good because it's Polish" crap everywhere in Potatoland.

 

[Doktor Best]

Are polacks getting a free sack of spuds for every favourable post for this game? You fuckers are everywhere, one would almost think it was a vital pillar of your nations economy.

Possibly. But it seems hating on a game none of us have even played yet also grants some kind of bonus powers in this board so it kinda evens out

 

[Immortal]

Are polacks getting a free sack of spuds for every favourable post for this game? You fuckers are everywhere, one would almost think it was a vital pillar of your nations economy.

Are polacks getting a free sack of spuds for every favourable post for this game? You fuckers are everywhere, one would almost think it was a vital pillar of your nations economy.

Yeah, I felt kind of embarrassed when our PM gave the copy of Witcher 2 to Obama. There is a lot of "it's good because it's Polish" crap everywhere in Potatoland.

You should.. That is the lamest gift ever.. did he pick it up at the airport before stopping off at the white house?

 

[Alienman]

I wonder if Obama fucked Triss

 

[Perkel]

I wonder if Obama fucked Triss

He is Ves guy.

 

[Alienman]

I wonder if Obama fucked Triss

He is Ves guy.

Maybe he plowed them both?

 

[Immortal]

I wonder if Obama fucked Triss

he is too busy ploughing America.

Spoiler

Political Derail

 

[Alienman]

I wonder if Obama fucked Triss

he is too busy ploughing America.

Spoiler

Political Derail

If I learned anything from watching House of Cards there is always time for sexual adventures... and murder.

 

[Perkel]

I wonder if Obama fucked Triss

he is too busy ploughing America.

Spoiler

Political Derail

 

[darthaegis]

"Chromatic Aberration" sounds like a type of D&D monster

Isn't that the second time you've said that in this thread? If so, nice brofist harvesting

 

[MicoSelva]

(and especially, "who is anticipating the game but hasn't flushed his own self-esteem down the toilet of dweebery so much as to need a fucking countdown?)

The countdown is for you guys, the Digital Download Master Race. My physical copy will not arrive before tomorrow (even if it arrived today, the game unlocks at 1:00 am my time, and I will be sleeping then),

Spoiler

 

[Merlkir]

I like how the Codex Pre-Release Edge turned from the game to the books for a moment. :D

Regis the worst character ever.

 

[Infinitron]

"Chromatic Aberration" sounds like a type of D&D monster

Isn't that the second time you've said that in this thread? If so, nice brofist harvesting

Not me, no, but...

Chromatic Aberration sounds like a D&D monster.

Whoops.

 

[Zorba the Hutt]

Brolapsed!

 

[Immortal]

"Chromatic Aberration" sounds like a type of D&D monster. Don't you guys think?

 

[MasPingon]

Nah, it sounds more like D&D monster.

 

[Perkel]

@Infinitron sounds like chromatic abberation.

 

[Zeriel]

Infinitron is a Brofist Aberration.

Feed not the unclean.

 

[Durandal]

Bloom casts Depth of Field on Chromatic Aberration!

 

[Zep Zepo]

Bloom casts Depth of Field on Chromatic Aberration!

That was funny..but..new fag.. so...Fake Bro fist



Zep--

 

[hivemind]

I didn't even find the post funny but you sound autistic for giving someone a "fake brofist".

It's a fucking like button not a nobel prize

 

[fizzelopeguss]

 

[hivemind]

lmao

 

[Durandal]

Nobody in that picture seems to care the slightest.

 

[Darth Roxor]

inb4 ewa kopacz sex card