Top Ten Reasons Why TES V: Skyrim > Dragon Age II

[King Crispy]

10. Fact: single-player RPG's are actually better than party-based RPG's now, and have been so since the death of Black Isle Studios.

9. TES' fanbase, although severely retarded, has at least not been infiltrated by sexual deviants, odd fanfic weirdos and hairy dwarf fantasizers.

8. No gay romances.

7. Much deeper series history and lore. Yes, it's been feverishly raped by Todd and Co., but at least it exists in undisturbed format at such places as The Imperial Library, etc.

6. Even though both games will feature dragons, the ones presented to us by Bethesda will be much larger. And cooler. Of this I am certain.

5. TEH GRAFFIX!!!1

4. No more Gamebryo, no more SpeedTree, REAL RadiantAI this time... need I continue?

3. A distinct lack of anything resembling the Deep Roads. Thank GOD.

2. TEH GRAFFIXXXXX!!!!!!!11

and the Number One reason why TES V: Skyrim will easily dominate Dragon Age II:


























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1. Actually they'll probably both suck.

 

[Jools]

9. TES' fanbase, although severely retarded, has at least not been infiltrated by sexual deviants, odd fanfic weirdos and hairy dwarf fantasizers.

8. No gay romances.

That was enough.

 

[Mangoose]

Actually the one good thing I got out of the recent Todd interview was that he noted that Oblivion was very generic art-wise and there will be differentiated regions in Skyrim.

 

[DraQ]

Divinity 3 will incinerate both with it's fiery breath.

 

[Mangoose]

Divinity 3 will incinerate both with it's fiery breath.

You're just upset you can't ride dragons in Skyrim.

And you know what I mean by "ride."

 

[DraQ]

Divinity 3 will incinerate both with it's fiery breath.

You're just upset you can't ride dragons in Skyrim.

And you know what I mean by "ride."

I'm just upset over todd shitting in mah TES.

 

[gromit]

TES' fanbase, although severely retarded, has at least not been infiltrated by sexual deviants

I call bullshit.

 

[King Crispy]

Well, if you'd stop logging on there it'll be true.

 

[Volourn]

"10. Fact: single-player RPG's are actually better than party-based RPG's now, and have been so since the death of Black Isle Studios."

No.

"9. TES' fanbase, although severely retarded, has at least not been infiltrated by sexual deviants, odd fanfic weirdos and hairy dwarf fantasizers."

Bullshit.

"8. No gay romances. "

*shrug*

"7. Much deeper series history and lore. Yes, it's been feverishly raped by Todd and Co., but at least it exists in undisturbed format at such places as The Imperial Library, etc."

ES has no real lore. It's all shit and generic. While DA lore isn't perfect, it's MUCH better.The Fade backstory alone trumps anything the shitty ES can come up with.

"6. Even though both games will feature dragons, the ones presented to us by Bethesda will be much larger. And cooler. Of this I am certain."

Size only matters to a certain degree. Big but not too big. like tits.

"5. TEH GRAFFIX!!!1"

ES series will always have shitty graphics.

"4. No more Gamebryo, no more SpeedTree, REAL RadiantAI this time... need I continue?"

Boring. Banal. Bullshit.

"3. A distinct lack of anything resembling the Deep Roads. Thank GOD."

So, they'll lack things like fun combat, interesting interatcions, and awesome dark mood and setting.

"2. TEH GRAFFIXXXXX!!!!!!!11"

Ugly brown shit ala MW doesn';t equal goodness.


'Nough said.

 

[DraQ]

Actually Slof seems pretty normal and tame compared to what lurks in deep recesses of biowhore forums.

 

[King Crispy]

Yo'are contanst spamming is begining too uposet me.

 

[~*´¨¯¨`*·~-.¸-AIN'T]

"3. A distinct lack of anything resembling the Deep Roads. Thank GOD."

So, they'll lack things like fun combat, interesting interatcions, and awesome dark mood and setting.

 

[DraQ]

"Derp Volourns"?

 

[Ghoulem]

There was some gay romance in Morrowind today. I insulted a Deadra and it said it would try to gently rape my corpse.

 

[Genma:TheDestroyer]

9. TES' fanbase, although severely retarded, has at least not been infiltrated by sexual deviants, odd fanfic weirdos and hairy dwarf fantasizers.

*Blink*




I love the modding scenes in both Morrowind and Oblivion, but there are quite a few deviants running around the community. Hell, Morrowind has a mod introducing a hermaphroditic vampire sex guild. I mean, yeah.

 

[King Crispy]

Daedra are technically neither male nor female.

 

[DraQ]

There was some gay romance in Morrowind today. I insulted a Deadra and it said it would try to gently rape my corpse.

Infernal necro-bromance, you mean?

 

[King Crispy]

I love the modding scenes in both Morrowind and Oblivion, but there are quite a few deviants running around the community. Hell, Morrowind has a mod introducing a hermaphroditic vampire sex guild. I mean, yeah.

This is a common misconception. Those who make these kind of mods are really just utiliziing the flexibility of the Construction Set to mimic their sexual desires (ask racofer). Those same sexual desires, however, are beginning to appear in the Dragon Age games from right out of the box.

The deviants have extended to the developers themselves.

 

[Twinkle]

TES' fanbase, although severely retarded, has at least not been infiltrated by sexual deviants, odd fanfic weirdos and hairy dwarf fantasizers.

Do I really need to post pics proving how wrong you are?

 

[King Crispy]

Yeah, I was way off on that one.

Okay, so Top Nine reasons, then.

 

[DraQ]

In biowhore fandom scary shit is on the very surface, I'd love to think about all those gay bromance loving creeps merely as of free souls liberated from narrow confines of judeochristian morality, but I somehow can't - they're just creepy. Their chest-hair obsession terryfying. Their "chocolate fanpicks" downright scary. If this is the surface, official content and official forums, then I don't dare to guess what lurks beneath.

 

[racofer]

What a shitty thread.

 

[Xor]

Divinity 3 will incinerate both with it's fiery breath.

You're just upset you can't ride dragons in Skyrim.

And you know what I mean by "ride."

Modders will fix it.

 

[gromit]

Well, if you'd stop logging on there it'll be true.

 

[Varn]

1. Skyrim will feature the "Modomage" mini-game playable in taverns, whereby the player can spend days if not weeks downloading, installing and load-ordering 100's of usually completely mediocre if not downright trash mods, before booting the game proper up with keen anticipation.

Upon playing the game for 10 minutes it is then ordinarily promptly uninstalled, however the length depth and challenge of the Modomage mini-game is still considered to rival that of many AAA titles.