Edward_R_Murrow
Arcane
I just don't understand it at all. Storytime!
I was going through Limbo (aka Bioware forums) for some reason, most likely mental impairment of some sort, and I came upon a couple of threads about people's favorite Bioware games and favorite RPGs. I went and read them, hoping to get a decent laugh. There were tons of people with "jRPGs" in their lists, Oblivion, Diablo, and all that nonsense.
But what actually interested me were the KOTOR fans. I expected a ton of people who had never touched a CRPG in their life to love these games. Heck, I bet if most of us had never been exposed to PC role-playing games we might find KOTOR the messiah of role-playing. What I found was a little more mystifying, a ton of people also had Shadows of Amn in their lists....below KOTOR. Even more mysterious were the people with games like Fallout, Planescape, and Arcanum in their lists.....also below KOTOR.
This made me wonder what the hell was going on here. Maybe it's because I really like complex answers or have a far too open mind sometimes, but I wanted to know if there was really something I missed about KOTOR.
Ok...so one of the first things I heard about KOTOR that was supposedly great were the characters. Alright. Let's look at this for a second.
-First character I met was Lieutenant Expendable who died in the first five minutes of the game. How Gorion of him.
-Next I meet this Carth fellow. First thing I think of when I see him is that he looks a hell of a lot like Anomen. After talking to him for a while and finding he is a whiney S-O-B, I'm thinking he is quite similar to Anomen. Moving on.
-Next I meet this blue chick with a big, hairy Chewbacca clone following her. This blue chick is apparently pretty young and speaks a lot like it. I got a serious Imoen impression off of her, except without the sort-of twisted jokes etc.
-Next I meet some Jedi chick who is ultra-pretentious, super-stuck-up, and an overall pain in the ass to deal with sending me off on stupid journeys. She's apparently of noble blood and she really gives me a Jaheira vibe....
-Then I meet a droid. He doesn't talk a lot. Real deep.
-Then I meet a big dude who likes to fight stuff and kill people. How unique.
-Next I meet a furry. I try to show mercy by not killing it, in the hopes she leaves me alone instead of haunting me, but to no avail, I'm stuck with it. The furry is angry and tormented, probably because she's a furry and apparently a lesbian. Wonderful.
-Next I meet a droid who likes to kill stuff and call people meatbags. Awesome. The two "evil" characters are just so deep and involving.
-Next I meet a senile, old man with crazy Jedi powers who sounds a lot like Sarevok....wonder why? He's actually pretty unique and kind of funny.
So out of 10 characters, 1 of them is actually decent while the rest are clones of Baldur's Gate people. Not getting it yet.
Next people say the dialogue and role-playing options are so deep. Not getting this one either.
-Basically everything in this game is Neo-Bioware morality at full scale. Your choices are be a saint, be a saint and give people money afterwards, or do the exact same thing the saintly person would do.....but ask for money......how evil.
-You can't even initiate fights. Past Bioware games let me go on a murderous rampage if I wanted to. Heck, even Oblivion does this. But not KOTOR.
-Korriban was quite possibly the dumbest place in the universe. If you really are a Sith Lord, wouldn't you just go whack the people in charge and seize control? Does it make sense for Mr. Evil Lord of Darkness to do a bunch of trivial tasks when he could easily just mop the floor with everyone?
Combat was praised as well for some strange reason.
-I loved the blaster fighting at first....then some guy with a sword started dominating me. A freaking sword. So somehow a beam of superheated plasma or whatnot is inferior in killing ability to a sharp piece of metal. Yep, perfect sense.
-People don't die in your group.....ever. I guess because there's no ressurrection spells, but still....maybe they could have....nanites or something. It was damn near impossible to actually lose.
-Speaking of difficulty....where is it again? After you Jedi-up everything dies like that. Sixteen Dark Jedi Masters? No problem! I can understand keeping the main fights easy enough for the general public that lacks patience, but at least throw in some good optional fights a la Kangaxx, the dragons, and Demogorgon. Blew this one big time with the Krayt Dragon.
-The big fight with Malak was exactly like the one with Aec'Letec in Baldur's Gate....except not a challenge.
Story as well was praised. I guess that makes Baldur's Gate a masterpiece by their standards.
-I'm the Dark Lord Revan? NO WAI! I totally wasn't expecting that I was secretly someone special....not in a Bioware game.
-Go get these four MacGuffins so we can find the foozle factory and shut it down ASAP. Obviously something like pulling the location out of Revan's mind with the same force magic that wiped the memories would make too much sense and somehow inexplicably fail.
-My love interest has been turned against me? Like turned into a vampire? Or baptized by an unholy lizard cult? Wow...so original!
-If you feel like seeing the good/evil ending but are going the wrong way, no need to worry! Just say something to Malak and you are now a full-fledged Sith/Jedi.
I just don't get it. What was so great about KOTOR? It did nothing better than Shadows of Amn, had a heck of a lot less role-playing in it, and less general content. Was it just the "3d graphix" and the "immurshun"?
I was going through Limbo (aka Bioware forums) for some reason, most likely mental impairment of some sort, and I came upon a couple of threads about people's favorite Bioware games and favorite RPGs. I went and read them, hoping to get a decent laugh. There were tons of people with "jRPGs" in their lists, Oblivion, Diablo, and all that nonsense.
But what actually interested me were the KOTOR fans. I expected a ton of people who had never touched a CRPG in their life to love these games. Heck, I bet if most of us had never been exposed to PC role-playing games we might find KOTOR the messiah of role-playing. What I found was a little more mystifying, a ton of people also had Shadows of Amn in their lists....below KOTOR. Even more mysterious were the people with games like Fallout, Planescape, and Arcanum in their lists.....also below KOTOR.
This made me wonder what the hell was going on here. Maybe it's because I really like complex answers or have a far too open mind sometimes, but I wanted to know if there was really something I missed about KOTOR.
Ok...so one of the first things I heard about KOTOR that was supposedly great were the characters. Alright. Let's look at this for a second.
-First character I met was Lieutenant Expendable who died in the first five minutes of the game. How Gorion of him.
-Next I meet this Carth fellow. First thing I think of when I see him is that he looks a hell of a lot like Anomen. After talking to him for a while and finding he is a whiney S-O-B, I'm thinking he is quite similar to Anomen. Moving on.
-Next I meet this blue chick with a big, hairy Chewbacca clone following her. This blue chick is apparently pretty young and speaks a lot like it. I got a serious Imoen impression off of her, except without the sort-of twisted jokes etc.
-Next I meet some Jedi chick who is ultra-pretentious, super-stuck-up, and an overall pain in the ass to deal with sending me off on stupid journeys. She's apparently of noble blood and she really gives me a Jaheira vibe....
-Then I meet a droid. He doesn't talk a lot. Real deep.
-Then I meet a big dude who likes to fight stuff and kill people. How unique.
-Next I meet a furry. I try to show mercy by not killing it, in the hopes she leaves me alone instead of haunting me, but to no avail, I'm stuck with it. The furry is angry and tormented, probably because she's a furry and apparently a lesbian. Wonderful.
-Next I meet a droid who likes to kill stuff and call people meatbags. Awesome. The two "evil" characters are just so deep and involving.
-Next I meet a senile, old man with crazy Jedi powers who sounds a lot like Sarevok....wonder why? He's actually pretty unique and kind of funny.
So out of 10 characters, 1 of them is actually decent while the rest are clones of Baldur's Gate people. Not getting it yet.
Next people say the dialogue and role-playing options are so deep. Not getting this one either.
-Basically everything in this game is Neo-Bioware morality at full scale. Your choices are be a saint, be a saint and give people money afterwards, or do the exact same thing the saintly person would do.....but ask for money......how evil.
-You can't even initiate fights. Past Bioware games let me go on a murderous rampage if I wanted to. Heck, even Oblivion does this. But not KOTOR.
-Korriban was quite possibly the dumbest place in the universe. If you really are a Sith Lord, wouldn't you just go whack the people in charge and seize control? Does it make sense for Mr. Evil Lord of Darkness to do a bunch of trivial tasks when he could easily just mop the floor with everyone?
Combat was praised as well for some strange reason.
-I loved the blaster fighting at first....then some guy with a sword started dominating me. A freaking sword. So somehow a beam of superheated plasma or whatnot is inferior in killing ability to a sharp piece of metal. Yep, perfect sense.
-People don't die in your group.....ever. I guess because there's no ressurrection spells, but still....maybe they could have....nanites or something. It was damn near impossible to actually lose.
-Speaking of difficulty....where is it again? After you Jedi-up everything dies like that. Sixteen Dark Jedi Masters? No problem! I can understand keeping the main fights easy enough for the general public that lacks patience, but at least throw in some good optional fights a la Kangaxx, the dragons, and Demogorgon. Blew this one big time with the Krayt Dragon.
-The big fight with Malak was exactly like the one with Aec'Letec in Baldur's Gate....except not a challenge.
Story as well was praised. I guess that makes Baldur's Gate a masterpiece by their standards.
-I'm the Dark Lord Revan? NO WAI! I totally wasn't expecting that I was secretly someone special....not in a Bioware game.
-Go get these four MacGuffins so we can find the foozle factory and shut it down ASAP. Obviously something like pulling the location out of Revan's mind with the same force magic that wiped the memories would make too much sense and somehow inexplicably fail.
-My love interest has been turned against me? Like turned into a vampire? Or baptized by an unholy lizard cult? Wow...so original!
-If you feel like seeing the good/evil ending but are going the wrong way, no need to worry! Just say something to Malak and you are now a full-fledged Sith/Jedi.
I just don't get it. What was so great about KOTOR? It did nothing better than Shadows of Amn, had a heck of a lot less role-playing in it, and less general content. Was it just the "3d graphix" and the "immurshun"?