Rogues Don't Cry Bawls It's Way to Steam
Rogues Don't Cry Bawls It's Way to Steam
Game News - posted by Saint_Proverbius on Fri 1 November 2024, 01:16:15
Tags: Fun Enters the Chat; Rogues Don't CryFun Enters the Chat, who is apparently the developer, has notified me that his game has entered Early Access on Steam. It's on a 10% discount right now but the full asking price will be $14.99. What is it? I have no idea. I've watched the trailer six times now, and then realized I was stopped watching it to figure out what the game was about and was just watching it to see polygonal blobs explode to the background score. I might watch it a couple more times. Who knows? There are no reviews on this game, but there is an achievement with a picture of a crab. So, 10/10. Anyway, here's that trailer and some words from the author:
Well, colorful low poly critters getting exploded can't go wrong, right?
Oh, and I guess that's a Scorpion, not a Crab. Still, 10/10. If IGN can rate things on superficial things based on personal agendas, so can I.
- Customize your hero with unique abilities, skills and equipment.
- Build a team of different units ranging from the conventional soldiers to the wild crazy animals.
- Evolve a small party of elites units, or a big army. Or both.
- All your units gain experience and most of them have their own equipment.
- Fight real time battles with total control of your units.
Well, colorful low poly critters getting exploded can't go wrong, right?
Oh, and I guess that's a Scorpion, not a Crab. Still, 10/10. If IGN can rate things on superficial things based on personal agendas, so can I.
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