There's a many page but few paragraphs per page review of Vampire: the Masquerade - Bloodlines over at Tom's Hardware. Many, many, many pages. Too many for me to care to read at least. However, if you do read them all, or just keep clicking the links to see if there's anything interesting in the thing, you'll find yourself treated to an interview with some ugly chick who may or may not have anything to do with anything at all. Anyway, here's one of the paragraphs I selected at random, because I didn't care to read the whole thing:


And the patience of a Saint to muster up the will to do the sewer warrens more than once.

Thanks, smiffus!