ActionTrip: Dungeon Siege 2 is like a good blowjob.
ActionTrip: Dungeon Siege 2 is like a good blowjob.
Review - posted by Vault Dweller on Mon 15 August 2005, 22:38:17
Tags: Dungeon Siege 2; Gas Powered GamesActionTrip has posted a review of Dungeon Siege 2, giving it 80 for being so addictive, immersive, and generally awesome. Like a blowjob, apparently. Of course, stupidity of the reviewer casts some doubts on the score, so we can only pray and hope that DS2 is the bestest game evar. Like World of Warcraft.
Ever since World of WarCraft happened to me, I cannot help by measure every single RPG (online or not) against what I consider the pinnacle of an addictive gaming experience. Granted, for more reasons than one, this comparison is unfair in relation to single-player RPGs, but the way I see it, the truly great gaming experience (one that is truly addictive), is that which not only makes you lose track of time, but when you finally peel your eyes away from the monitor, you're still feeling that slight numbness in your body as your mind tries to adjust to the real world. Without sounding too crass, this is pretty much how I felt after I've gotten my first really good and sufficiently lengthy blow jobWorld of Warcraft and other games are mentioned so frequently, the review looks like a giant ad with keywords: "Dungeon Siege 2 is a high-profile PC game (Buy PC games at Dell!) being published by one of the biggest companies in the world... In a nutshell, Dungeon Siege 2 is far from a perfect game (Perfect games on EBay!!!)"
Here is another funny quote:
pets were hailed as a big addition to the game, but I never used them onceHey, Blizzard said they've added 2 more characters to the D2 expansion, but I never used them. What a rip!!!
Ever since World of WarCraft happened to me, I cannot help by measure every single RPG (online or not) against what I consider the pinnacle of an addictive gaming experience. Granted, for more reasons than one, this comparison is unfair in relation to single-player RPGs, but the way I see it, the truly great gaming experience (one that is truly addictive), is that which not only makes you lose track of time, but when you finally peel your eyes away from the monitor, you're still feeling that slight numbness in your body as your mind tries to adjust to the real world. Without sounding too crass, this is pretty much how I felt after I've gotten my first really good and sufficiently lengthy blow job
Here is another funny quote:
pets were hailed as a big addition to the game, but I never used them once
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