Luzur
Good Sir
he praises Bethesdas game to us while jerking to it?
thing is , "we" also jerk to it... and I mean literallyLuzur said:he praises Bethesdas game to us while jerking to it?
Ed123 said:Why does everything on the codex always come back to cocks
We know what we like. Nohomo.Ed123 said:Why does everything on the codex always come back to cocks
J_C said:To balance it out, here is Matt "Matt Chat" Barton's opinion:
http://www.armchairarcade.com/neo/node/4413
...on my 360 version.
Awor Szurkrarz said:They still have loading screens in Skyrim and even for tiny huts? What the fuck? 1993 called. It wants its game back.
And 3 fucking voice actors for 90% of characters?
Multi-headed Cow said:If he was a Codexer I'd say he was fishing for KKKs.
Matt Barton said:Overall, I give Skyrim a C-. Not a failure or bomb; just mediocre like Oblivion. Indeed, I'd give Morrowind a B+ and Daggerfall an A to give you a comparison.
You, Matt, are one of the reasons dungeons have been made mostly linear and you still can't find the door? Well apart from quest markers that can optionally float in the world and not only the compass you can always cast clarovoyance, which will draw you a line to walk onMatt Barton said:Where's the friggin' door to this place??? Oh, missed that little corridor. Probably because it's so dark in here...better cast candlelight. Pause...go into magic menu...greesashghsghs
blacklily8 said:Are you asking me? Morrowind.LuckyAmericanFilms said:What's your favorite Elder Scrolls game?
ksjav said:Stopped reading there. If you watched his videos, than you know that he did a "retrospective" on Daggerfall recently (playing it for the first time at that as well) and he couldn't really handle the starter dungeon, whining about the game along the way, and barely had any positives to say about it, now it's suddenly a solid A? Most likely he never even played Morrowind, but it's an older game, bros old games are awesome. KKK-- for doing a Skyway there Matt.
blacklily8 said:Are you asking me? Morrowind.LuckyAmericanFilms said:What's your favorite Elder Scrolls game?
Matt Barton said:I'd give Morrowind a B+ and Daggerfall an A to give you a comparison.
He says he hopes he isn't making the game look bad, because he quite enjoys it.
Overall, I give Skyrim a C-. Not a failure or bomb; just mediocre like Oblivion. Indeed, I'd give Morrowind a B+ and Daggerfall an A to give you a comparison. This game is a big case of "they could've done better" all the way through. The problem here is quantity over quality. I would have been happier with 50% of less content if it meant an increase of even 10% in variety and creativity.
Vaarna_Aarne said:Seriously, is that Christwire thing legit?
EDIT: It's pretty impressive how many different ways they have of describing cocks and assholes in that article alone.
Christwire said:The graphics of this game are way too realistic for the type of blood shed they ejaculate all over the player’s CPU monitor.
When a player casts a spell, you will see the hand gesture is that of how homosexuals fling devil DNA juices at each other after a long night of fecal frenzy ass assassinations. This is subliminally teaching your children that they need to go in their rooms, demon whack their sin staff and produce sin milk into their hands and than fling it in the face of the first person they come in contact with after their taint tugging session.
Once they player has finish killing all the people in Skyrim, his final battle is to have a mass dragon orgy with his fellow homosexual warriors he meets on his way and all take turns impregnating the dragon with homosexual dragon eggs. Once the dragon has been backdoor feasted, the player must kill it. The dragon needs to be killed, so the spirit of death and gayness can enter the new eggs and reek havoc onto the rest of the world. This new destruction will be playable in the next Skyrim saga.
SKYRIM LINGO: DOVAHKIIN – Is the supposed citizens of Skyrim, but is a code word that means:
D – Dirty
O – Orifice
V – Violation
A – Always
H – Hurts
K – Keep
I – Injecting
I – It
N – Naiant
attackfighter said:M4BE1R0 said:Best lines? Surely the angry spic has said something memorable praising this majestic game
"Bethesda has created the penultimate Western RPG!" - angry joe
Peter said:
That web site references their "Skyrim" story 16+ times on their home page, and not in the twitter section. They must be proud of that story, or fishing for Google hits.Humanity has risen! said:I've never seen so many horrible attempts at lampooning.
I liked this part:Surf Solar said:
What is Skyrim?
If you are a responsible parent, then the world of MMORPG first person shooters should be something of a foreign language to you.