Assassin's Creed 3

[potatojohn]

The extremely derpy story aside, I like the setting, the environments, the characters, etc, but I just can't play it.The gameplay is just so shitty. You hold RMB to jump around from quest pointer to quest pointer and mash LMB to kill things, and that's that. You could train a chimp to play it.

Anyway I thought it was ironic that publishers think people don't have the patience to play old games any more, and yet here I am with no patience to play their nextgen shit.

 

[Angthoron]

Soon: Publisher saying that the game was too oldschool and not next-gen enough, plan to streamline the series for the next installment.

 

[Kraszu]

I have no patience for long tutorials, and I don't see any problem with reading manuals. Part of the advantage of the manual is that you can check for info that you need, you aren't explained 99% of shit that you already know or that you would figure out yourself in no time.

 

[JarlFrank]

I have no patience for long tutorials, and I don't see any problem with reading manuals. Part of the advantage of the manual is that you can check for info that you need, you aren't explained 99% of shit that you already know or that you would figure out yourself in no time.

To move the camera up and down, move the cursor to the bottom or top edge of the screen. Try it now!
*pointlessly scrolls the map for a few seconds to complete this tutorial "mission goal"*
To move the camera left and right, move the cursor to the left or right edge of the screen. Try it now!

 

[Clockwork Knight]

The sad thing is when you realize they started to put these in when tards would skip the manual / optional tutorial and then get stuck because they don't know how to play.

 

[Brinko]

RMB to run? What fucking idiot decided that? Can that be changed in the settings or is this another slapped together PC port?

 

[Wirdschowerdn]

In other news, Popamolejohn doesn't like his day 1 AC3 purchase.

 

[Captain Shrek]

:facepalm.exe.mov.gz:

 

[Crooked Bee]

I couldn't play any of the AC games to the end. I loved exploring places like Rome or Constantinople, but it's no big news that the AC gameplay gets really repetitive after a while.

 

[Brinko]

So i got "gifted" this game when buying a new graphics card. Is this worth my time or should I try to sell this to my neighbor's dipshit kid?

 

[Metro]

Sell to some idiot for $30.

 

[Brinko]

That is seeming harder and harder to do as the day goes on as all my friends either have an integrated graphics card on their PCs or are exclusively consoletards.

 

[Metro]

Register at Cheap Ass Gamer forums -- no shortage of people there who would give you $30 for it.

 

[Weierstraß]

The Assassin's Creed series is such a wasted opportunity, they could take a giant step up with just slightly better mission design.

 

[Brinko]

I'll see if I can't pawn if off to some retard when I get back to college, probably a bunch of ex-marines who'll buy this shit for half price. But thanks for the suggestion Metro .

 

[JarlFrank]

I couldn't play any of the AC games to the end. I loved exploring places like Rome or Constantinople, but it's no big news that the AC gameplay gets really repetitive after a while.

Yeah, the one attraction about the AC series is exploring historic cities. Jumping over the rooftops of Venice, climbing the Colosseum in Rome, etc. The missions were usually rather mediocre and combat too easy.

 

[Rahdulan]

Because fuck you, this is getting remastered apparently.
https://www.ubisoft.com/en-us/game/assassins-creed-3-remastered/
https://news.ubisoft.com/en-us/arti...emastered-coming-to-nintendo-switch-on-may-21

Assassin’s Creed III Remastered Coming to Nintendo Switch on May 21
by Mikel Reparaz / February 13, 2019 / 1 minute read

Assassin's Creed III Remastered will launch on May 21 for Nintendo Switch, bringing two full Assassin's Creed adventures to Nintendo's console. In addition to Connor's titular adventure through the American Revolution – which includes all its original DLC, including alternate-history adventure The Tyranny of King Washington – Assassin's Creed III Remastered also includes Assassin's Creed Liberation Remastered, which follows chameleonic Assassin Aveline de Grandpre's fight for freedom in 18th-century New Orleans and Chichen Itza.



The Nintendo Switch version includes improvements to gameplay mechanics, as well as several exclusive features including motion-controlled aiming, a HUD optimized for the Nintendo Switch, a touchscreen interface, HD rumble – and, of course, portability.

Assassin's Creed III Remastered will arrive on Nintendo Switch on May 21, and on Xbox One, PS4, and PC on March 29. For more on Assassin's Creed III Remastered, check out our previous coverage

 

[DalekFlay]

Switch "remaster" probably looks significantly worse than the original on PC, which is amusing. If the remaster makes the first 5 hours or so of that game tolerable though it might be worth checking out on PC, for fans of the series.

 

[Outlander]

Apparently they added a piss filter all over it and it looks like shit now.

 

[Pound Meat]

Because fuck you, this is getting remastered apparently.
https://www.ubisoft.com/en-us/game/assassins-creed-3-remastered/
https://news.ubisoft.com/en-us/arti...emastered-coming-to-nintendo-switch-on-may-21

Assassin’s Creed III Remastered Coming to Nintendo Switch on May 21
by Mikel Reparaz / February 13, 2019 / 1 minute read

Assassin's Creed III Remastered will launch on May 21 for Nintendo Switch, bringing two full Assassin's Creed adventures to Nintendo's console. In addition to Connor's titular adventure through the American Revolution – which includes all its original DLC, including alternate-history adventure The Tyranny of King Washington – Assassin's Creed III Remastered also includes Assassin's Creed Liberation Remastered, which follows chameleonic Assassin Aveline de Grandpre's fight for freedom in 18th-century New Orleans and Chichen Itza.



The Nintendo Switch version includes improvements to gameplay mechanics, as well as several exclusive features including motion-controlled aiming, a HUD optimized for the Nintendo Switch, a touchscreen interface, HD rumble – and, of course, portability.

Assassin's Creed III Remastered will arrive on Nintendo Switch on May 21, and on Xbox One, PS4, and PC on March 29. For more on Assassin's Creed III Remastered, check out our previous coverage

No idea how it looked before but the character models range from okay to really weird. Half the time the injun princess you fall in love with looks like a negro. It's bizarre. She's also super sassy, speaks perfect English, and rolls her eyes and quips like she's in a Joss Whedon movie.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

She's also super sassy, speaks perfect English, and rolls her eyes and quips like she's in a Joss Whedon movie

Guess they didn't change her much in the remaster

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Half the time the injun princess you fall in love with looks like a negro

That's not the real player character by the way.

 

[JDR13]

I don't know how anyone enjoyed this series prior to AC: Odyssey. It was one shit game after another. Even Odyssey is shit in a lot of ways, but it was the first one I found bearable.

 

[good fucking shit happen]

I don't know how anyone enjoyed this series prior to AC: Odyssey. It was one shit game after another. Even Odyssey is shit in a lot of ways, but it was the first one I found bearable.

EZ, you can play exactly one fucking Ubisoft game before you've played them all. Imma let you in on a lil secret, peeps be having kids and they grow up. That shit means you can get new suckers to play it every time they remake the single game they have been making since fucking Far Cry 3 they cobbled together during the bronze age. Takes two games for gamers to realize they have been tricked into buying the same game twice. Do the math.

 

[Pound Meat]

So are all the good guys in this game supposed to be Muslim? Other than the opening nonsense about aliens and virtual reality there is no explanation for what my character is doing or why so many historical American figures are helping him murder random dudes.