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1eyedking If you could live in a fantasy world, who would you be?

Discussion in 'General RPG Discussion' started by Bocian, Aug 17, 2018.

  1. fantadomat Dumbfuck! Dumbfuck Edgy

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    Mage rogue,leader of the whole crime syndicate including the pirates and the highway men! All shall tremble before me and pay protection money! Also the inventor of the hand bag and baths!

    Would be happy to hire JarlFrank and do industrial production of poisons,invisibility potions and other thievy items.
     
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  2. Harry Easter Learned

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    If I could choose: An adventuring knight, wandering around, learning about the worlds cultures and regulary kicks warlords into the dust and making the world a better place.

    If I am honest and lucky: Some kind of scholar (Monk, payed historian, a minstrel), that reads a lot, writes parchments and hopes that he can work on the one big book he tries to create until the third war in two years starts.
     
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  3. Poos Arcane

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    i'd be a rat in the tutorial dungeon

    in this day and age the rest of the game will be shit so kill me now
     
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  4. flabbyjack Arcane

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    Some kind of goblinoid. Scraping life by with a low tier level of intelligence, I'd toil a filthy life just barely making ends meet. Every year is slightly more bearable than the last, however. We build new farms and infrastructure, and cement our new society using our ancient gods and traditions. In a few decades our settlement would have turned into a small town... But then a party of adventurer's comes by, slaughters everyone, and torches the huts.
     
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  5. octavius Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    I want to be a dragon.
    Being able to fly and to roast groundhogs, what can be better than that?

    I would not amass a treasure to brood on, though, as that kind of behaviour will invariably attract the attention of bothersome treasure hunters.
     
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  6. Swampy_Merkin Dumbfuck! Dumbfuck Shitposter

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    I'd just be a guy living in a house by himself that drove (almost) all of his neighbors away with nothing but sheer orneriness, drunken guitar playing, and lots of feral cats.

    A guy that likes to antagonize people on the Internet with ideas that are backed up with literally millions of pages of well-thought-out arguments going back 2 thousand years or more, but that are, nonetheless, mocked because they're too scary for the simple-minded.

    Me.

    I would be me.
     
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  7. markec Twitterbot Patron

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    I would be a adventurer who would boldly go where no man has gone before, and by that I mean I would bang every type of monster girl out there.
     
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  8. Serus Arcane

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    I would be a God-Emperor in Dune's universe of curse.
     
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  9. octavius Prestigious Gentleman Arcane

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    You can't worm yourself higher than that, I guess.
     
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  10. Starwars Arcane

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    Some decently rich store owner in Toussaint maybe. Best thing would be an owner of a vineyard but I don't want to deal with the goddamn plant monsters.
     
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  11. ERYFKRAD Barbarian Patron

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    A barbarian and elf-genocider.
     
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  12. Commissar Draco KKKodex WCDS Commissar Patron

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    So much to choose from; From SF: An Imperial Guard Commissar, Inquisitor bringing exterminatus to planets full of SJW heresy, an Adeptus Arbites or Rouge Trader. From the traditional fantasy: Dorf War cleric with badass beard, Orc Berserker with harem of captured elf and human wymyn or Rouge of some sort. From real life/alternative History: Cossack serving under Mad Baron or Chilean Copter pilot.

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    Heck the standard bearer looks just as Commisar.
     
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  13. abnaxus Arcane

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    Alb bro on Magalan, ELEX.
     
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  14. Binky Learned

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    A Mercykiller cleaving people in two for jaywalking, loitering & other petty crimes.
     
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  15. Generic-Giant-Spider Arcane

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    Assassin with Noble lineage and specialized in surgical skills.
     
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  16. Falksi Magister

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    A healthy, wealthy half-elf noble who spends most of his days out on the piss with his mates, and banging the fuck out of all the sexy servant girls.
     
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  17. Sacred82 Dumbfuck! Dumbfuck

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    an NPC in Might & Magic VI - VIII. Basically sitting around my house all day waiting for someone to pop in so I can say "Looking for something special?" and "see ya misers!" over and over. Alternatively strutting around my beautiful fantasy town in arms and armor, getting some love from adventurers who wish to "hire" me to be their "companion". Just a random guy can be living the life there I guess.
     
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  18. HeatEXTEND Liturgist

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    .........pokemon trainer. Travel the world from age 12, free food and lodgings everywhere, non-dystopian high-tech........yup.
     
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  19. Roqua Prospernaut Dumbfuck In My Safe Space

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    I'd be Dolomite living in Queen Bee's harem.
     
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  20. Nekot-The-Brave Prestigious Gentleman Arcane Patron

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    Werewolf druid in the Woods of Sharp Teeth (Werewoods) of Faerun in the Forgotten Realms universe.
     
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  21. J_C One Bit Studio Patron Developer

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    Don't forget the part when every other week some random asshole destroys your village with Armageddon. :D
     
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  22. ProphetSword Arcane

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    If I'm wandering around the Forgotten Realms, I better be a powerful wizard or a dragon or a beholder.

    Or, you know, the Tarrasque. Because, go big or go home, bitches.
     
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  23. The Brazilian Slaughter Arcane

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    A Shaper:

    Pros:
    - Cool magical powers.
    - Shaping. I mean, magic is cool, but I can literally genetically engineer life to my content.
    - Above the normal mortals without the power of shaping, and superior to silly normal wizards as well.
    - Belonging to a order of cool Gene-Wizards
    - Did I mention the cool robes? The cool robes are important, its how I look mysterious, enigmatic and powerful.
    - Being half-mage half-scientist is dope
    - Can choose to obey the order, or say "Fuck you" and get drunk on canister power.

    Cons:
    - All the durability of a paper sheet.
    - The fucking Takers/Rebels want to kill me


    I'm unsure if I would remain loyal, I want to turn me and all my homies immortal. I'm not sure legitimate shaping is going to do it.
     
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  24. Stokowski Arcane

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    The inventor of toilet paper.
     
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  25. Alienman Arcane Patron

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    Made from Goblin skin.
     
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