The Brazilian Slaughter

it's -23C here

Well now, we're talking cold here, not frozen. Holy shit

Muh cum?

No, Muçum - pronounced as "Mú-Sum". Tupi word I think. Its a fish, a eel actually. It looks and moves like a snake, but its a eel. It can also breathe on air. Literally just displaced the drain covering and slithered out.

Sounds like me last year when I eliminated absolutely all of my former high school classmates and anyone without a userpic.

I probably have more lasting friends from high school than university. My high school classmates got their own whatsapp group now.
The big group I'm trying to remove is random women I added back when. Sometimes I do manage to know a fun gal, but most are bores or don't even answer back. Almost at 500 friends now, want to go to 200 max.

More like something right.

We need an expert opinion on this matter. TemplarGR

Yeah they surgically shorten the pornstar dicks so that the ppl watching don't feel so bad about them

I remember being like this in my youth, I now sleep at least 14h per day. + siesta.

I can't do sestas, just can't. I think my brain tells me sestas are lazy. Also sleeping 14h? No way man. I like sleep but honestly I wish I could sleep less. I sleep 6h-8h, sometimes wish I could sleep less. Sleep seems like such a waste of time.

Maracujá tastes like shit, makes you think.

Maracujá tastes great, you must be drinking shitty maracujá juice. Man, there's those women we used to buy artesanal fruit juice from, seven bucks a 2L bottle. Their maracujá juice was absolute perfection.

Like the pleasure in a nice long shit.

@Big Boss Indeed, that is deeply satisfying.

ctrl+f was pointing me to invisible words hiding inside your signature

Those are magical words. They are magical.

And did you like them?

What's wrong with the beard, they never do nothing wrong.

I like the sting of the aftershave. Would shave just to have an excuse to slap that on.

Kazuki I do not like having a beard, it makes me feel as if my face is dirty, and its itchy. Best face hair is no face hair

me too

What game is your profile pic from?

Fallout New Vegas, the pack of cards from the Collector's Edition. This is Jean-Baptiste Cutting' card. Strangely, he doesn't look like his cards' self... but it does look somewhat similar to me

Awww he actually called me a very kind man, I'm flattered yo

nothing he said is wrong though?

lol since I wrote that post, I kinda became a minor meme by WhiteNats and such. Pity they still use such a bad photo of mine.

Wait till it gets the same amount of dlcs lol

I think its because everyone thinks you are some weird channer and don't like your speech patterns. I can barely understand what you say.

Also, I am not from a favela. There are no favelas where I live. Favelas are for cariocas.

Thank you Brazilian Slaughter anon! Good strong legal friend anon! It does not matter anon weird channer anon or speech pattern anon if you do stand for justice freedom principle anon! Does not! You should stand justice freedom principle anon! You should! You are a good anon!

how its meant to be spoken
dilate esl

We're not using a mod yet because I couldn't be bothered to bully everyone into using one. AoW+ alters the game engine, so it can be combined with Rulesets, which are the more commonly seen, easier made type of mod - I like my own -Sword and Sorcery' ruleset a lot.

You have your own ruleset? How is it?

http://aow.heavengames.com/downloads/showfile.php?fileid=1206
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12hGTWgUQSqFzVo6nu3V6D82G3X5zopuNN3uSAApet_0/edit
The second link is the 27-page changelog. Lots of things are changed, but apart from a few units I changed dramatically, I tried to slightly improve everything. The changelog starts with an explanation of 10 main points I wanted to improve.

He is, thank God. I'm actually kinda glad he's on a pretty distant place right now, pretty remote so probably pretty safe from this epidemic shit.

I wish he was here, tho, so we could have lightsaber fights, play football and watch cartoons together.