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Hobo Elf

Hobo Elf

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  • Kruno
    ur fake news
    im only pretending to be fake
    Hobo Elf
    Hobo Elf
    Hello you have reached my automated shitposting machine. Press 'Any Key' for me to shitpost you some more.
    have your competence at drinking free coffee vacantly while waiting for the shift to end improved?
    Hobo Elf
    Hobo Elf
    What kind of games do pirates like to play?

    Arrrr pee gees.
    Hobo Elf
    Hobo Elf
    *sips tea*
    Maxie
    lemme show you how does a real motherfucker motherfuck
    I have mogged you thoroughly. Not a single thing in life that you could have achieved that I did not, twofold. All the social standing of yours pales in comparison to my own. Mental faculties you've strived to train appear boorish next to mine. My body is peak performance, a constant threat to you and yours. Yes, I chose Yukiko in Persona 4 Golden.
    Hobo Elf
    Hobo Elf
    I'm really happy for you. Me and Chie will send you holiday cards.
    Lagole Gon
    Lagole Gon
    Maxie's mental health degraded even more...
    Do office workers consume coffee out of boredom or to fight sleepiness?
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    PrettyDeadman
    we came to the same conclusion in my office. sip.
    Hobo Elf
    Hobo Elf
    The consumption of coffee is the consumption of the human office workers soul. The brown sludge that gets processed and spurted out of unassuming machines stuck in convenient places is what the modern urbanite has to cope with on a daily basis, while working on overtime.
    Citizen
    ^ this is what zero sips does to a mfer
    Hobo Elf
    Remember to eat your veggies and free Maxie
    PrettyDeadman
    meditate daily to free your inner maxie and ascent to maxiehood.
    noita40k is pretty good. I recommend playing this mod if you are a patriot of finland.
    commie
    For the aspiring Hobo, what brand of cardboard box do you recommend?
    Hobo Elf
    Hobo Elf
    Zalando boxes are readily available as women constantly order tons of clothing from them.
    Citizen
    It's my destiny to be here... in the box
    chief project engineer reporting from the office.
    Hobo Elf
    Hobo Elf
    *straps on a utility belt with a wrench, drill bilts and a wife-packed sandwich*
    PrettyDeadman
    *stirs cheap office coffee with a plastic fork*
    Hobo Elf
    Hobo Elf
    Bro, are you an invisible gnome hiding in my office now? Kinda eerie how much you know of what I'm doing..
    Hobo Elf
    I'm glad that Muse and Killers aren't relevant anymore.
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    NJClaw
    NJClaw
    CryptRat high pitched tones to alert the population of a Russian invasion, I guess
    NJClaw
    NJClaw
    Hobo Elf
    Hobo Elf
    No male ever liked a single song by Muse or The Killers. Everyone pretended only because it was the way how you got laid with club chicks 10+ years ago. Now that we've moved away from that we needn't pretend to enjoy their nasally wailing.
    i will now invade your dreams by saying keywords: luxury, wonder, the gift of flight, bloodshed, five hundred soldiers marching in a war they don't understand
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