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Gender:: Female

Birthday:: Apr 20, 1997 (Age: 24)

Location:: Hanging Rat

Occupation:: Occupation

pizza_microwave

Learned, Female, 24, from Hanging Rat

Adebisi lives! Sep 16, 2021

pizza_microwave was last seen:: Oct 13, 2021

1. pizza_microwave
  Adebisi lives!
  
  Sep 16, 2021
  1. agentorange brofisted this.
2. pizza_microwave
  Proudly announcing the sequel for "50,000 bands and 1 disgusting bathroom". "50,000 schizos and 1 disgusting megathread"
  
  Sep 15, 2021
  1. agentorange brofisted this.
  2. GrafvonMoltke
    Maxie, is that you?
    
    Sep 15, 2021
  3. pizza_microwave
    I'm clearly not maxie as my racial, trans or other slurs count on this website is too low to even be considered on a hypothetical level to be him.
    
    Sep 15, 2021
    
    agentorange brofisted this.
  4. GrafvonMoltke
    Tell it to the judge
    
    Sep 15, 2021
    
    NJClaw brofisted this.
3. pizza_microwave
  Death is coming for you, but you already knew that.
  
  Sep 14, 2021
  1. Sukhāvatī and NJClaw brofisted this.
  2. NJClaw
    You, I'm really sorry to hear that
    
    Sep 14, 2021
    
    Sukhāvatī and pizza_microwave brofisted this.
4. Frank Capicoli
  banana pineapple pizza
  
  Sep 13, 2021
  1. Sukhāvatī brofisted this.
  2. Sukhāvatī
    Had my first brigadeiro pizza yesterday; was good.
    
    Sep 13, 2021
    
    pizza_microwave and HeroMarine brofisted this.
  3. pizza_microwave
    tell me frank, do u ever look at yourself in the mirror and catch a glimpse of something you're not supposed to see that's not supposed to be there in you? are you afraid of losing control?
    
    Sep 13, 2021
    
    Sukhāvatī brofisted this.
5. zwanzig_zwoelf
  i thought you got kidnapped and forced to gather watermelons for georgian mafia
  
  Sep 13, 2021
  1. pizza_microwave and Sukhāvatī brofisted this.
  2. pizza_microwave
    after i demolished you on UT99, I saw little motivation to still be active here
    
    Sep 13, 2021
  3. zwanzig_zwoelf
    in other words, i lost the battle, you lost the war
    
    Sep 13, 2021
    
    pizza_microwave brofisted this.
6. puur prutswerk
  Are you alright?
  
  May 2, 2021
  1. Hóngwèibīng brofisted this.
  2. pizza_microwave
    why wouldn't i be
    
    Sep 12, 2021
7. Vincente
  dearest of all my friends
  
  Dec 31, 2019
  1. Dreed, thesoup, pizza_microwave and 1 other person brofisted this.
  2. Jonathan "Zee Cat
    I usually prefer oven pizza, but morning microwaved pizza is good too. :p
    
    Dec 31, 2019
    
    agentorange brofisted this.
  3. pizza_microwave
    no one asked you what you prefer, you absolute imbecile. this is your first and last post on my profile
    
    Dec 31, 2019
    
    agentorange and Vincente brofisted this.
8. Lithium Flower
  your status thing has a cowboy inside it. does that mean you will play hunt showdown with me? no one else wants to
  
  Nov 29, 2019
  2. View previous comments...
  3. Lithium Flower
    ok
    
    Nov 29, 2019
  4. Citizen
    :NUT:
    
    Nov 29, 2019
  5. pizza_microwave
    Thanks for the useless spam on my profile.
    
    Dec 6, 2019
    
    agentorange and Bumvelcrow brofisted this.
9. BANANA CONDUCT
  there's no putting black olives on THIS pizza
  
  Sep 24, 2019
  1. Dreed brofisted this.
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  3. BANANA CONDUCT
    w0w
    
    Sep 24, 2019
    
    Dreed brofisted this.
  4. BANANA CONDUCT
    that's the nicest thing anyone's said to me all day OwO xD
    
    Sep 24, 2019
    
    Dreed, pizza_microwave and Maggot brofisted this.
  5. Maggot
    no black olives cuz the spanish olives already takin up all the space
    
    Sep 24, 2019
    
    pizza_microwave brofisted this.
10. BANANA CONDUCT
  I'm so fucking hungry for some fucking pizza right now I'd even go for a microwaved one like an absolute lowlife and I'd feel no shame whatsoever while chomping down on that greasy filthy slab of ecstasy
  
  Jun 17, 2019
  1. pizza_microwave, Maggot and Sukhāvatī brofisted this.
11. Kalin
  TUUUUUUURN!!
  
  Apr 7, 2019
  1. Dreed and Sukhāvatī brofisted this.
  2. janior
    and spin
    
    Apr 7, 2019
    
    Dreed and Sukhāvatī brofisted this.
  3. Sukhāvatī
    https://youtu.be/W4ga_M5Zdn4
    
    Apr 7, 2019
    
    Dreed and janior brofisted this.
12. Kalin
  https://rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?threads/pizzaception.124139/
  
  Mar 25, 2019
  1. pizza_microwave, Sukhāvatī and Dreed brofisted this.
  2. pizza_microwave
    Finally a thread about me. It has been long due for the codex to appreciate me!
    
    Mar 25, 2019
    
    Dreed brofisted this.
13. pizza_microwave
  Orgy in the showers at Ram Ranch Big hard throbbing cocks ramming cowboy butt Like a breeding ram wanting to rut
  
  Mar 20, 2019
  1. Lithium Flower and Dreed brofisted this.
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  3. Excommunicator
    ok but whats rut
    
    Mar 29, 2019
  4. Semiurge
    "A period of sexual activity" i.e a breeding season. "Rut" can also be used as a verb just like "breeding" can.
    
    May 2, 2021
  5. Excommunicator
    informative
    
    May 2, 2021
    
    pizza_microwave brofisted this.
14. Maggot
  i am the globglogabgalab
  
  Mar 17, 2019
  1. Sukhāvatī, Dreed and pizza_microwave brofisted this.
  2. pizza_microwave
    I'm the Globglogabgalab
    I love cRPGS
    And this basement is a true treasure trove
    
    Mar 17, 2019
    
    Sukhāvatī, Dreed and Maggot brofisted this.
15. pizza_microwave
  Zulu somnambulist lair.
  
  Mar 15, 2019
  1. Sukhāvatī brofisted this.
16. pizza_microwave
  Listen to me iphone warriors in worldwide poverty-stricken hermitages, believe the picture and see the truth 2 + 4 = 6, 6 = 7, 7 = 8.
  
  Mar 7, 2019
  1. hoothoot and Sukhāvatī brofisted this.
  2. rusty_shackleford
    a = b
    a^2 = ab
    a^2 - b^2 = ab - b^2
    (a + b)(a - b) = b(a - b)
    a + b = b
    2b = b
    2 = 1
    
    Mar 7, 2019
    
    theSavant and Sukhāvatī brofisted this.
17. pizza_microwave
  one corrects customs by laughing at them
  
  Mar 5, 2019
  1. Dreed brofisted this.
18. BANANA CONDUCT
  https://i.imgur.com/BejollR.jpg
  
  Mar 1, 2019
  1. pizza_microwave brofisted this.
19. BANANA CONDUCT
  I heard you're depressed. Do you want someone to talk to? It's not good being alone all the time.
  
  Feb 16, 2019
  1. Sukhāvatī and pizza_microwave brofisted this.
  2. pizza_microwave
    She can say whatever she wants.
    BUT I DIDN'T TRIP HIS WIFE.
    I DIDN'T TRIP HER.
    SHE FELL
    
    Feb 16, 2019
    
    Sukhāvatī and Dreed brofisted this.
20. Vincente
  what's going on big guy you just tripped my wife
  
  Feb 16, 2019
  1. pizza_microwave and Sukhāvatī brofisted this.
21. thesoup
  It is true that I have killed pizza, yet I am not his killer.
  
  Feb 13, 2019
  1. Dreed and pizza_microwave brofisted this.
  2. pizza_microwave
    It is true that I impregnated Babitz's wife, yet I am not the father.
    
    Feb 13, 2019
    
    thesoup brofisted this.
  3. thesoup
    This is my wife's son you are talking about. Please show some respect to him, you're like a father to him.
    
    Feb 13, 2019
    
    pizza_microwave and Sukhāvatī brofisted this.
  4. BANANA CONDUCT
    My legs are OK
    
    Feb 13, 2019
    
    pizza_microwave, Dreed and thesoup brofisted this.
22. pizza_microwave
  You speak of us in certain circles, you will be dethroned or detained.
  
  Feb 13, 2019
  1. Dreed brofisted this.
  2. Barabus
    Tie me up
    
    Feb 13, 2019
    
    Sukhāvatī brofisted this.
23. pizza_microwave
  African American gypsy
  
  Feb 8, 2019
  1. Maggot brofisted this.
24. TheImplodingVoice
  Gypsy whore
  
  Feb 8, 2019
  1. pizza_microwave brofisted this.
25. Vincente
  faggot gypsy
  
  Feb 8, 2019
  1. pizza_microwave brofisted this.
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