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Still looks way better than Retard Scrolls: Cretinism.
exe said:ortucis said:NPC#908: "It's a suicide mission. Fate of the universe depends on this super-urgent-awesome-mustDoNOW mission."
... hours.. days later..
Shepard: "I am commander, this is my favorite store on the citadel." - Do I get the discount now? I need this gear to save galaxy from imminent destruction you guys. Can SOMEONE PAY FOR THE FUCKING GEAR OR GIVE ME DISCOUNT ALREADY?? ANYONE???
- FIN
Well, they only killed 9 million in one week, so I guess he has time.
Writers cannot into numbers/scale
StrangeCase said:The thing is, though, genuine Lovecraftian horrors don't make for good video game antagonists.
Korgan said:The Reapers are the most boring and fake "cosmic horror" imaginable.
GarfunkeL said:exe said:ortucis said:NPC#908: "It's a suicide mission. Fate of the universe depends on this super-urgent-awesome-mustDoNOW mission."
... hours.. days later..
Shepard: "I am commander, this is my favorite store on the citadel." - Do I get the discount now? I need this gear to save galaxy from imminent destruction you guys. Can SOMEONE PAY FOR THE FUCKING GEAR OR GIVE ME DISCOUNT ALREADY?? ANYONE???
- FIN
Well, they only killed 9 million in one week, so I guess he has time.
Writers cannot into numbers/scale
Quoted for truth. Considering modern population levels and the power of kinetic weaponry - 9 million in a week is nothing, if they intended to convey a sense of foreboding doom.
CraigCWB said:Shepard is Our Only Hope...
Nah. Obsidian is our only hope. Fallout New Vegas is so much better than anything either Bioware or Bethesda has come out with lately. I can't explain peeps who claim they liked Fallout 3 but don't like New Vegas except to speculate they may be pathological liars.
So anyway, Obsidian needs to hire some programmers and start doing their own stuff. They've already got the designers, and they've already seen first hand what happens to big bonehead companies that get too ambitious. All it takes is one original game that's a blockbuster and they'll have the budget for any projects they want to develop going into the future. Fuck Bioware. And fuck bethesda too.
HanoverF said:Trailer should have ended with
EvilIndie said:Over 9000 deaths in first week alone. Wait better make that er, 9 MILLION. Yeah.
Well, being JC Denton is better than being Jesus Christ.Oaken said:Quilty said:How the fuck did they get away with calling the main character Shepard? It's almost as retarded as calling him LEADAR instead of Leader. I guess you can't tell a story to the consoletards unless the plot is retardedly obvious: HE IS LIKE JESUS. HE SAVES. $50 PLOX.
It worked for Jesus Christ Denton.
Brother None said:We're evil because we're evil.
Hurray!
Azrael the cat said:Hence, we present to you for extermination another 687 million people we cannot afford to maintain at a level acceptable to our current development as a species.
Pay attention to the glorious writing. They're evil because it's too deep for you to understand.Brother None said:We're evil because we're evil.
Hurray!
commie said:Brother None said:We're evil because we're evil.
Hurray!
What's the difference between this and every necromancer/dragon/warlock that wants to destroy the world and kill everything? I always thought that whole thing was a pretty pointless exercise.
Genma:TheDestroyer said:Let's combine our two favorite new trailers into one, shall we?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=li5aDU9280c
Mass Effect Scrolls 3: Skyrim. That it fits perfectly is either amazing or pathetic.
Commander Shepard...Dragonborn!