Cyberpunk 2077 Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Tyranicon]

So is Ciri in the game?

100% garun-fucking-teed that Ciri sex mod will be coming in the near future.

 

[DalekFlay]

I will play cyberpunk 2077 1440p/144fps on gtx 1070ti.

PC Gamer review casually mentioned getting 80fps at 1440p on an RTX 2080 with DLSS on, so... I wouldn't bet on it.

 

[Naerydan]

I just want that feeling I had while playing SEGA Genesis' Shadowrun. Since I played the shit out of that game like a million times, in need of something new.

Don't disappoint, CDPR. Please.

 

[RobotSquirrel]

Kizuna didn't sell out. Her actress wanted to retire.

Well Kizuna did sell out why else was she shilling holywood films and samsung smart phones. That's why she was hard done by because when big money gets involved the suits turn into sharks.
Its the fate of all V Tubers and Influencers. They always get too big for their own good.

 

[TheDiceMustRoll]

fu7cking sony jews i will kill all japanese people

uh lets not. Id like to see dragon quest 12 someday, which would be kind of difficult if all the Japanese devs were murdered

Play Yakuza: Like A Dragon, it's basically Dragon Quest + Earthbound

 

[FranticDistortion]

just like bioware, CDProjeckt seems to have crossed the event horizon and attracted the attention of all the mentally retarded people who wear diapers and whine on twitter about how the flashing lights in the game give them seizures.

you are actually fucking retarded if you get this triggered by someone with epilepsy making a thread advising others with that condition how to better avoid a part of the game triggering it

making fun of people with inborn diseases to own the SJWs

just kill yourself you absolute subhuman

Or maybe those people should not play the game that can induce epileptic seizures with half of it's content? It's like eating generic yogurt, knowing that you have lactose intolerance- retarted.

 

[msxyz]

All the reviews I've read don't answer this important question: if I choose to play with a male body with a squeaky female voice and a *gasp* vagina, will I be considered male or female?

 

[oddech_wymarlych_swiatow]

Still no news of how it runs on Linux?

 

[hivemind]

Or maybe those people should not play the game that can induce epileptic seizures with half of it's content? It's like eating generic yogurt, knowing that you have lactose intolerance- retarted.

maybe the retarded management should have thought to go through all the certification methods that TV shows and movies have to go through lmao

 

[hivemind]

All the reviews I've read don't answer this important question: if I choose to play with a male body with a squeaky female voice and a *gasp* vagina, will I be considered male or female?

gender goes off voice

 

[CyberWhale]

Most impressive open-world game due to the sheer amount of details, verticality and ray-tracing effects. Can't wait for the optimized settings video that will probably come out tomorrow or the day after.

 

[hivemind]

1 SLEEEP BROOSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

 

[taxalot]

Still no news of how it runs on Linux?

You're funny.

 

[turkishronin]

it seems ppl really like wearing pink in this game

 

[Zer0wing]

You madlads actually hit 588 pages before launch..

 

[abnaxus]

 

[hivemind]

1 sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp

 

[hivemind]

btw if I experience a single bug I will go on an 8 months long shitposting crusade against the polish kuffar dogs

 

[Hellraiser]

You madlads actually hit 588 pages before launch..

After something like 8 years and multiple thread mergers? I think only Grimoire and AOD had threads created longer before release.

 

[hivemind]

dont blaspheme aod by including it in hte same sentence as that retarded blobber trash

 

[TheHeroOfTime]

Me tomorrow explaining my boss why I'm so tired at work

 

[msxyz]

All the reviews I've read don't answer this important question: if I choose to play with a male body with a squeaky female voice and a *gasp* vagina, will I be considered male or female?

gender goes off voice

Voice, really? So you can have the best of both worlds: a cool dudebro voice, bang all the straight ladies in the game and still see some nice tits and ass in all the mirrors (or in third person view, if it ever becomes available)



Damn, this is so fucked up on so many levels...

 

[Reinhardt]

retarded blobber trash

Nuke Iran.

 

[hivemind]

why is it fucked

I think it's nice and inclusive

 

[Tyranicon]

If I raise my cool stat enough, will panties start dropping spontaneously?