Community 128GB Codex USB 3.0 Drive

[DarkUnderlord]

Tags: 128 GB Codex Troll USB 3.0; 16 GB Codex Troll USB 3.0 2014

Do you want to possess an artifact of great trolling capability? A USB drive so large, that it blocks all nearby ports rendering them completely useless? Yes? Then you need our 128GB Codex USB 3.0 Drive.



We did this 10 years ago and now it's time to do it again.



On the left, the all new slightly more robust, slightly brighter red drive. On the right, the original 16GB drive from 2014.

Each drive is $65 USD. Simply contribute $65 USD to this campaign and we will find out where you live and send you one in the mail. Multiples of $65 USD will receive multiple drives based on this amazingly complex mathematical calculation: [your donation] / 65 = the number of USB drives we will send to you.

Any payment less than 65 and we will just assume you're too retarded to do basic math. If your donation / 65 has some rounding portion then we'll just keep the change.

Why so expensive? That's Bidenomics at works. Also the $65 covers the drive, postage anywhere in the world, and our fund for hookers and blow. And we spend a lot on hookers and blow to keep our moderators from going insane.

Don't miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, that we may just keep milking until the cows come home depending on how long it takes us to sell the initial 100 we bought.

Buy here.

 

[Arthandas]

$65 for a 128 GB drive? Is it full of child porn or something?

 

[ArchAngel]

Tags: 128 GB Codex Troll USB 3.0; 16 GB Codex Troll USB 3.0 2014

Do you want to possess an artifact of great trolling capability? A USB drive so large, that it blocks all nearby ports rendering them completely useless? Yes? Then you need our 128GB Codex USB 3.0 Drive.



We did this 10 years ago and now it's time to do it again.



On the left, the all new slightly more robust, slightly brighter red drive. On the right, the original 16GB drive from 2014.

Each drive is $65 USB. Simply contribute $65 USD to this campaign and we will find out where you live and send you one in the mail. Multiples of $65 USD will receive multiple drives based on this amazingly complex mathematical calculation: [your donation] / 65 = the number of USB drives we will send to you.

Any payment less than 65 and we will just assume you're too retarded to do basic math. If your donation / 65 has some rounding portion then we'll just keep the change.

Why so expensive? That's Bidenomics at works. Also the $65 covers the drive, postage anywhere in the world, and our fund for hookers and blow. And we spend a lot on hookers and blow to keep our moderators from going insane.

Don't miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, that we may just keep milking until the cows come home depending on how long it takes us to sell the initial 100 we bought.

Buy here.

Uh oh, that does not sound that good. Maybe you should pay us to find that out? :D

 

[Naraya]

Simply contribute $65 USD to this campaign and we will find out where you live

 

[mindx2]

 

[BlackAdderBG]

Still got the old one and use it. The most impractical usb you can have. It came with some DU artsy videos inside so be warned.

 

[lvl 2 Blue Slime]

A perfect way to hide all the questionable porn you possess from the police.

 

[Odoryuk]

Does it contain all the data from this forum, including the database of unsalted passwords?

 

[Lord of Riva]

I could.... but I won't because of what happened regarding moderation in the past, I even have the Pin for 100$, as I said before I think the 'dex has enough money since they would rather moderate arbitrarily than fairly.

 

[Gandalf]

That's a pretty cool looking artifact. Good luck with the campaign.

 

[mindx2]

It came with some DU artsy videos inside so be warned.

Didn't know that! I never plugged mine in for fear of some Codex VIRUS!!!!

 

[Anthedon]

Will the proceeds be used to fix the slowdowns/feed the hamster(s) powering the Codex server?

 

[Gilius Thunderhead]

Did Infinitron get you to do this? Yeah, sure, I'll buy your "merch". What could possibly go wrong?

 

[Haba]

Will it have DU's nudes on it?

 

[Louis_Cypher]

I think RPGCodex is a giant AI training machine.

DarkUnderlord trains AI on the high grade autism, prestigious opinions, of Codex members, creating the ultimate expertise source on niche topics, then sells this incredibly powerful autism powered AI to intelligence agencies like Mossad, as well as major investment firms, and marketing companies.

/joke(?)

 

[whydoibother]

Why so expensive? That's Bidenomics at works.

 

[Konjad]

It should've been based on

 

[ArchAngel]

Will it have DU's nudes on it?

No, but it will have videos of SDG jerking off to Tulsi's porn deepfakes.

 

[Habichtswalder]

It looks cool, but I'm pretty sure that transferring $65 to this site will get me on the homeland security watch list.

 

[ArchAngel]

It looks cool, but I'm pretty sure that transferring $65 to this site will get me on the homeland security watch list.

I am pretty sure you were put on it on Aug 30, 2023

 

[Melcar]

How many lolis can you cram in 128GB?

 

[SixDead]

How many lolis can you cram in 128GB?

1488

 

[Fenix]

A perfect way to hide all the questionable porn you possess from the police.

Porn with beavers?

 

[Maxie]

Tags: 128 GB Codex Troll USB 3.0; 16 GB Codex Troll USB 3.0 2014

Do you want to possess an artifact of great trolling capability? A USB drive so large, that it blocks all nearby ports rendering them completely useless? Yes? Then you need our 128GB Codex USB 3.0 Drive.



We did this 10 years ago and now it's time to do it again.



On the left, the all new slightly more robust, slightly brighter red drive. On the right, the original 16GB drive from 2014.

Each drive is $65 USB. Simply contribute $65 USD to this campaign and we will find out where you live and send you one in the mail. Multiples of $65 USD will receive multiple drives based on this amazingly complex mathematical calculation: [your donation] / 65 = the number of USB drives we will send to you.

Any payment less than 65 and we will just assume you're too retarded to do basic math. If your donation / 65 has some rounding portion then we'll just keep the change.

Why so expensive? That's Bidenomics at works. Also the $65 covers the drive, postage anywhere in the world, and our fund for hookers and blow. And we spend a lot on hookers and blow to keep our moderators from going insane.

Don't miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, that we may just keep milking until the cows come home depending on how long it takes us to sell the initial 100 we bought.

Buy here.

let me pose a counter-offer - host the pornography you've intended to upload onto these trinkets and i will not report you for tax evasion

 

[Fenix]

But it is rather blackmailing, you are not exactly offering anything...