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Tags: 128 GB Codex Troll USB 3.0; 16 GB Codex Troll USB 3.0 2014
Do you want to possess an artifact of great trolling capability? A USB drive so large, that it blocks all nearby ports rendering them completely useless? Yes? Then you need our 128GB Codex USB 3.0 Drive.
We did this 10 years ago and now it's time to do it again.
On the left, the all new slightly more robust, slightly brighter red drive. On the right, the original 16GB drive from 2014.
Each drive is $65 USB. Simply contribute $65 USD to this campaign and we will find out where you live and send you one in the mail. Multiples of $65 USD will receive multiple drives based on this amazingly complex mathematical calculation: [your donation] / 65 = the number of USB drives we will send to you.
Any payment less than 65 and we will just assume you're too retarded to do basic math. If your donation / 65 has some rounding portion then we'll just keep the change.
Why so expensive? That's Bidenomics at works. Also the $65 covers the drive, postage anywhere in the world, and our fund for hookers and blow. And we spend a lot on hookers and blow to keep our moderators from going insane.
Don't miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, that we may just keep milking until the cows come home depending on how long it takes us to sell the initial 100 we bought.
Buy here.
Do you want to possess an artifact of great trolling capability? A USB drive so large, that it blocks all nearby ports rendering them completely useless? Yes? Then you need our 128GB Codex USB 3.0 Drive.
We did this 10 years ago and now it's time to do it again.
On the left, the all new slightly more robust, slightly brighter red drive. On the right, the original 16GB drive from 2014.
Each drive is $65 USB. Simply contribute $65 USD to this campaign and we will find out where you live and send you one in the mail. Multiples of $65 USD will receive multiple drives based on this amazingly complex mathematical calculation: [your donation] / 65 = the number of USB drives we will send to you.
Any payment less than 65 and we will just assume you're too retarded to do basic math. If your donation / 65 has some rounding portion then we'll just keep the change.
Why so expensive? That's Bidenomics at works. Also the $65 covers the drive, postage anywhere in the world, and our fund for hookers and blow. And we spend a lot on hookers and blow to keep our moderators from going insane.
Don't miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, that we may just keep milking until the cows come home depending on how long it takes us to sell the initial 100 we bought.
Buy here.
