Game News The Witcher :: Super-Mega Fucking Awesome Edition

[DarkUnderlord]

Tags: CD Projekt; Witcher, The

<a href="http://www.thewitcher.com/forum/index.php?topic=24841.0">Take it away CD ProjeKKKt</a>:
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<blockquote>CD Projekt RED is excited to announce the upcoming release of The Witcher: Enhanced Edition Director’s Cut, allowing gamers in North America to experience the award-winning RPG as the developers originally envisioned. The Director’s Cut is set for release as both a free update for existing owners of the North American version of The Witcher: Enhanced Edition and as a stand-alone product at various digital distributors.
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<ul><li>What is The Witcher: Enhanced Edition Director’s Cut?
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The Director’s Cut is the version of the game our developers originally intended for you to play. It is essentially the same game that gamers around the world have experienced – now available legitimately for the first time in North America.
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<li>Where will The Witcher: Enhanced Edition Director’s Cut be available?
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The Director’s Cut update will be available from TheWitcher.com and all applicable digital distributors in North America, including Steam, Impulse and Direct2Drive. We will announce the release date in the coming days, but as of that date, people who buy The Witcher: Enhanced Edition from digital distributors will be purchasing the Director’s Cut, as it will replace the existing Enhanced Edition on those sites.
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<li>Will The Witcher: Enhanced Edition Director’s Cut obtained from digital distribution contain 1.5 patch features (i.e. additional adventures)?
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Yes, Director’s Cut version of the game will have all features of patch 1.5.
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<li>Do I need The Witcher: Enhanced Edition to get the Director’s Cut?
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If you want to just install the patch to get the Director’s Cut content, then you do need The Witcher: Enhanced Edition. If you’re just buying The Witcher for the first time (<b>or feel like buying it again!</b>) then you can just purchase the product via Steam, Impulse, Direct2Drive, etc. as they will offer the Director’s Cut as a full product already patched to the latest version.
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<li>I don’t live in North America or I imported a copy of the game from outside of North America. Should I get the Director’s Cut?
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You really already have the Director’s Cut if you have the international edition of the game and have installed the 1.5 patch!
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<li>What is the age rating of The Witcher: Enhanced Edition Director’s Cut?
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The Director’s Cut has received an M rating from the ESRB, with Blood and Gore, Nudity, Strong Language, Strong Sexual Content and Violence.</blockquote>
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Or feel like buying it again lol!!!!!11!
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Thanks <b>Brother None</b>!

 

[nomask7]

It's easy to become blind to the essential mediocrity of your own puppy. I think that's what happened to the witch developers. What the game seems to promise is better than the game itself. As soon as the player realizes that, he will want to stop and go walk his dog.

 

[thesheeep]

roflolol.


No, really. roflolol

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

Milk them good CDP, for the fatherland.

 

[Fat Dragon]

Seems CD Projekt is taking some inspiration from Capcom's Street Fighter. Next version coming in December just in time for Christmas:

The Witcher: Enhanced Addition Director's Cut Turbo Extreme

and then for the summer:

The Witcher: Enahnced Addition Director's Cut Turbo Extreme Mega Remix

 

[skyway]

In before skyway =D

 

[Double Ogre]

WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW

 

[Darth Roxor]

The Director’s Cut is the version of the game our developers originally intended for you to play.

Again?!

Also, I find it funny how they didn't bother to mention what new things will the Director's Cut edition feature (except, perhaps, uncensored b00biez!1 Wonder if it does more than that, too).

 

[Brother None]

For those who don't get it through all the PR-speek; this is a nude patch for the Witcher's NA version.

Oh sorry, I mean

NUDE PATCH DIRECTOR'S CUT ENHANCED EDITION WITCHER!

OH MY GOD, TW'S POWER LEVEL IS AT 5000!

 

[VentilatorOfDoom]

I felt very sorry for our north-american friends, because they were deprived of the full glory of boobs and hairy dryad-pussies TW delivered so willingly. This grave injustice comes to an end now.

 

[Shannow]

This is getting ridiculous.

 

[Talby]

By 2050, we will finally experience TW in its ultra-mega-battle-ready form; The Witcher: Enhanced Edition: Director's Cut: Deluxe: Uncut: Bonus Version: Second Edition: Mega Bonus Ultra Version: Redux.

 

[Shoelip]

What exactly are people complaining about here?

Seriously, what?

 

[Stauff]

Because *ahem* we expected real hard core from 'Director's cut' not the same balls but in reverse angle. Sure there won't be better translation or content but if you stress how hardcore bad-ass etc you are, then add the appropriate content. For example improve all sex scenes to contain more sex for starters.

 

[Brother None]

The fact that they're referring to a nudie patch as "Director's Cut"?

 

[dragonfk]

Hahahaha

 

[Elwro]

BTW, patching the original game for it to reach the Enhanced Edition (TM) status (patch 1.4) is completely ridiculous. I did it yesterday and it took almost 2 hours! (I had previously downloaded all the needed files.)

CDP, it's time for something new and it has been time for something new for some time now. :wink:

 

[Darth Roxor]

Maybe this Director's 'Cut' thing is a hidden message indicating possible trannies?

 

[Elwro]

Director's Cut'n'Paste edition

 

[Shoelip]

Because *ahem* we expected real hard core from 'Director's cut' not the same balls but in reverse angle. Sure there won't be better translation or content but if you stress how hardcore bad-ass etc you are, then add the appropriate content. For example improve all sex scenes to contain more sex for starters.

Why? It's a free content update. A "Director's Cut" is just a version that the director would have liked to have released. If the only thing that was cut was boobs then all the Director's Cut will add is boobs...

And regardless of the semantics, it's a free content update! Why the are you wasting time and energy bitching about a free content update when you could be bitching about something that's actually worth bitching about?! Bethesda still sucks, EA still sucks, Bioware still mostly sucks, yet here you are bitching about getting free stuff from CDP.

 

[Brother None]

Frith. Every friggin' time the same lame reaction...

And regardless of the semantics, it's a free content update! Why the are you wasting time and energy bitching about a free content update when you could be bitching about something that's actually worth bitching about?! Bethesda still sucks, EA still sucks, Bioware still mostly sucks, yet here you are bitching about getting free stuff from CDP.

Nobody is bitching about getting free stuff, people are bitching about the way CD Projekt shamelessly tries to hype a meaningless free update.

 

[Elwro]

The PR-speak is hilarious, that's all :D

But the problem is this: if CDP had something interesting to show the world, they'd most probably have already shown it, to counteract the rumors and the company being in bad condition. The fact that they keep going on about the Witcher's "Now It's Finally How It Was Originally Supposed To Be But Watch The Headlines Next Month" Editions suggests some deeper trouble.

 

[Brother None]

But the problem is this: if CDP had something interesting to show the world, they'd most probably have already shown it, to counteract the rumors and the company being in bad condition. The fact that they keep going on about the Witcher's "Now It's Finally How It Was Originally Supposed To Be But Watch The Headlines Next Month" Editions suggests some deeper trouble.

Oh yeah. Word is they're fucked. No surprise there, really.

 

[nomask7]

a free content update!

...for a game that should be gathering dust — the best thing you can now use it for (less dust in your apartment air as a result).

They are wasting their time jerking off on their self-proclaimed masterpiece, when they should be moving on like real artists, which they are not.

 

[DriacKin]

I felt very sorry for our north-american friends, because they were deprived of the full glory of boobs and hairy dryad-pussies TW delivered so willingly. This grave injustice comes to an end now.

Actually, you could just download a mod to replace some of the textures with hot nude dryad... even if you had the NA version