A comparison of Oblivion and Dark Messiah

[LCJr.]

Blood? That's it? I knew it was going to be lame but I expected at least something a little better. There's so much altporn around now the whole blood thing is practically mainstream.

@Jasede Did you catch the video of a boy and his centipede?

 

[elander_]

In both games it adds to the believability of the game world and to the Roleplaying fun you can have [I'm the evil pillow thrower mwahaha!].

Sometimes i think that Tood Howard is cursed for every game he will make will eventualy become a joke where the most fun thing to do is throwing pillows or some other childish and retarded thing in a video game.

Now, the most important part of an RPG, choices and storyline. In this part Dark Messiah totally OWNS Oblivion. Oblivion has a cliché Fantasy story, which is also quite predictable. Not very interesting really. I still wonder why it won Gamespot's story award, but maybe Gamespot is just plain stupid and influenced by the mainstream media and the rich company that is Bethesda.

They brought a mental retarded to a top position and got rich. Now imagine when all other greedy bastards start following the same path.

 

[suibhne]

Dark Messiah's storyline and choices are probably the weakest part of the game. Then again, the same might be true for Oblivion.

 

[aweigh]

Why slam the choices in DM? It was never advertised as a C&C kind of game. It's a medieval FPS, something along the lines of Hexen, and in that regard it succeeds beautifully.

 

[Jasede]

Blood? That's it? I knew it was going to be lame but I expected at least something a little better. There's so much altporn around now the whole blood thing is practically mainstream.

@Jasede Did you catch the video of a boy and his centipede?

I am the one who linked to it.

 

[TheGreatGodPan]

Hey Jarl, you should check out populationpaste.com it's the best fetish site.

Oh, and don't make threads like this. Neither game is an RPG and trying to highlight rpg elements in DMMM just makes you look silly, as does your reaction to those that point it out.

 

[RK47]

*starts leeching DM to see what the big fuck-a-dee-doo is all about*

 

[The_Nameless_Prick]

Oh, man. That blood chick is my cup of tea. For real!

 

[JarlFrank]

Hey Jarl, you should check out populationpaste.com it's the best fetish site.

Oh, and don't make threads like this. Neither game is an RPG and trying to highlight rpg elements in DMMM just makes you look silly, as does your reaction to those that point it out.

Well, I just tried to proove that DMMM is not an RPG but still has more RPG elements than OB which claims to be one.
This prooves that Oblivion sucks as an RPG. Totally.

But meh, whatever, both are not real RPGs, but that was what I wanted to point out.

 

[cutterjohn]

You just got done writing a fucking report comparing two shit games. What other reasons do I need, douche?

Two shit games is your opinion about the games. They might not be good RPGs, but they are not completely shit games, at least not in my opinion.
And comparing two games is not a reason to be an idiot. Many professional reviewers [okay, many of these are idiots, but not all] do this, too. Oh, here in the forums they also compare.

Now go and find me another reason, fucktard.

Well, I do believe that he may just fit right in... He hasn't met Volourn yet, though has he?

 

[LCJr.]

You just got done writing a fucking report comparing two shit games. What other reasons do I need, douche?

Two shit games is your opinion about the games. They might not be good RPGs, but they are not completely shit games, at least not in my opinion.
And comparing two games is not a reason to be an idiot. Many professional reviewers [okay, many of these are idiots, but not all] do this, too. Oh, here in the forums they also compare.

Now go and find me another reason, fucktard.

Well, I do believe that he may just fit right in... He hasn't met Volourn yet, though has he?

Nope, trying to hard.

"Hi my names Skippy and I got banned on the ESFucktard forums. I'm so cool. I really want to fit in so the first thing I'm going to do is some fucking idiotic Oblivion post. I just want to be your friend."

 

[The_Nameless_Prick]

Frank, the trick is to make a thread about a woman you like but don't know how to approach her and work up the courage to ask, and she has to be already married.

 

[JarlFrank]

Nope, trying to hard.

"Hi my names Skippy and I got banned on the ESFucktard forums. I'm so cool. I really want to fit in so the first thing I'm going to do is some fucking idiotic Oblivion post. I just want to be your friend."

You know, you remind me of those intolerant guys with their prejudices who claim that all people from Poland steal, and all Italians can't drive cars.
Oh, and that all Germans would be disciplined. I'm not.
And also I'm not a stupid tennager who is a fanboy of a game which has so many obvious weak points. Live with it, idiot.

 

[OccupatedVoid]

Oblibian and Dark Messiah are action games, not RPGs, and by the Gods, Oblibian is DEAD. Period! Stop talking about it and stick to the Best Thread Ever.

 

[LCJr.]

Nope, trying to hard.

"Hi my names Skippy and I got banned on the ESFucktard forums. I'm so cool. I really want to fit in so the first thing I'm going to do is some fucking idiotic Oblivion post. I just want to be your friend."

You know, you remind me of those intolerant guys with their prejudices who claim that all people from Poland steal, and all Italians can't drive cars.
Oh, and that all Germans would be disciplined. I'm not.
And also I'm not a stupid tennager who is a fanboy of a game which has so many obvious weak points. Live with it, idiot.

Apparently you thought bringing attention to your getting banned on the ESFurry forums would get you some points with the crowd here. Otherwise you wouldn't have mentioned it. Likewise on the idiotic Oblivion comparison. Don't you think every single little fucking flaw in that game hasn't picked over a thousand times here? Do you actually believe you have some amazing insight that's been missed over the last year or so of Oblivion bashing? Again more feeble attention whoring and trying to fit in.

Also I believe we've already established I'm judgemental, close minded, whatever. Never had any problems with Poles other difficulties with some of their names. And I've never claimed Italians can't drive. What Italians seem to be incapable of is making a reliable engine.

For not being a stupid teenager you sure act like one, douchefuck.

 

[Excrément]

this thread reminds me when I lost my virginity.
I am sad now...

 

[JarlFrank]

For not being a stupid teenager you sure act like one, douchefuck.

I've been more reasonable than you until now.
So you're basically acting like a stupid teenager too. Actually even on a lower level. Let's say you're acting like a monkey. A very stupid monkey.

 

[The_Nameless_Prick]

you're acting like a monkey. A very stupid monkey.

Great, just what I need, another Voss, only stupider and probably prettier. GET THE FUCK OUT! NOW! ESF FAGGOT!

 

[sabishii]

this thread reminds me when I lost my virginity.
I am sad now...

I am sad for you.

 

[HardCode]

Claiming that absolutely everyone from that forum is like these stupid 13 year old fanboys?

Yes. That is why Oblivion was developed.

 

[TheGreatGodPan]

this thread reminds me when I lost my virginity.
I am sad now...

The other guy didn't even give you a reach-around? That's cold.

Italians can drive fine, otherwise they wouldn't have been able to pull drive-bys or have a good getaway back in the day. It's orientals that can't drive.

 

[Texas Red]

The Codex can be a harsh mistress.

 

[psycojester]

Aye the codex tis like the sea but with even more seamen and arseholes

 

[bylam]

this thread reminds me when I lost my virginity.
I am sad now...

Is it the blood, the furry pictures or just the fact that people are knawing at something that should have been dead a long time ago?

 

[D]

Both games suck.

Next.

Has anything truer ever been spoken?

Though I liked Oblivion for 3 seconds. I liked Dark Messiah for -7, because its' a Might and Magic game and those always suck.