A Game for the Cleve in all of us!

[TheLostOne]

Lol, Athlete's foot killed the world.

Played bacteria and put everything in resistances and carriers, sold coughing as too noticeable, but got sneezing to help spread.

Eventually added coughing again and had the whole world infected... with 0 deaths. Had to wait about a month to upgrade to tier 2 and get pulmonary edema before I saw my first death.

The game encourages turtling and its a crap shoot whether you infect every country or not. Kind of shitty design.

Greenland was wiped out first, but had the last hospital up fighting the disease up until they had 40 people or so alive. Guess all the scientists had great immune systems. Edit: Hehe, missed Trash's second strip. Those Greenlandenites are stubborn fucks

 

[MisterStone]

W00t. Humanity was destroyed by a parasite known as the MHD worm.

Pretty low score though.

My conclusion: this game is boring as fuck.

 

[User was nabbed fit]

And yet we play through it because we really, really want to destroy the human race, just once... because, you know, sometimes you really feel like it.

 

[SpaceKungFuMan]

I'm loving these Madagascar comics. Are these codex originals or is there a whole page of them somewhere?

 

[Lumpy]

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Madagascar

 

[DarkUnderlord]

Whatever you do, DO NOT CLICK ANY OF THE FUCKING ADS. I had the whole god-damned worled infected with :declineofthecodex: I accidentally clicked slightly off and hit one of the ads and I lost it. FUCK.





I'd bought sweating, fever, insanity, nausea and fatigue as well and had wiped out all the healthy people. FUCK.

All right, I did it.


:declineofthecodex: causes nausea, vomiting and insanity.


FUCK YOU MADAGASCAR!


Beware the ad links at the bottom. I also stopped the vaccine just in time.


Boring game is over.

 

[SpaceKungFuMan]

I've won as a parasite and a virus. Parasite just takes longer, but it isn't really any more likely to infect places like Madagascar. Its all a matter of luck. Seems to me like the best strat is to sell your starting symptom build up 50-70 evo points, then move up to level 2 for all resistances and buy all vectors. If you get lucky and infect everywhere, save points for tier 3 symptoms like hemorrhaging, or even just do level too, because pulmonary Edema can destroy the world on its own. Playing this game reminds me of when I used to leave a well functioning city in simcity on over night to build up money and population, minus all the gameplay that comes before and after the autopilot.

 

[Suicidal]

http://armorgames.com/play/1426/pillage-the-village

Here's a fun game. You also get to destroy the world, but this time it's a great deal more entertaining.

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

I had the whole god-damned worled infected with :declineofthecodex: I accidentally clicked slightly off and hit one of the ads and I lost it. FUCK.

I know your pain.

 

[Gold]

I was playing this non-stop for a couple days at work, the best score I managed was 150k, I got everybody but Greenland in about 2 months. The trick is timing when you get infectious and resistance levels. After that the trick is bumping your lethality with your last group of points, because once you have infected most of the world's population getting more evolution points take forever.

It can be incredibly gamey, ie the entire world's economy shuts down because half the world is infected with a virus with no symptoms is silly, but necessary otherwise it would be as easy as Pandemic 1.

 

[HanoverF]

http://armorgames.com/play/1426/pillage-the-village

Here's a fun game. You also get to destroy the world, but this time it's a great deal more entertaining.

OMGWTFBBQ OMGWTFBBQ is useless!!!1

 

[Suicidal]

Not really. I though so myself, but then I discovered that by slamming that shit against the ground it stuns ALL enemies on the map.

 

[Lumpy]

God I fucking hate this fucking game. If I ever go to Madagascar I'll make sure to take a huge fucking supply of blankets there.

 

[kingcomrade]

http://armorgames.com/play/1426/pillage-the-village

This game sucks and I wish people would stop spreading it.

 

[TheLostOne]

http://armorgames.com/play/1426/pillage-the-village

This game sucks and I wish people would stop spreading it.

 

[caliban]

Also, are "parasites" some alien shit or just something like tapeworms? The latter feels kinda dumb and underwhelming.

Tapeworms are pretty sweet monsters actually. Echinococcus worms can encyst in your brain, eyes, or even ass and leg, creating cysts the size of golf balls and to catch it all you have to do is pick up some berries an infected fox shat on. I saw freshly extracted cysts like that when I was going through a neuropathology course a while back. I was impressed.

 

[miles foreman]

Also, are "parasites" some alien shit or just something like tapeworms? The latter feels kinda dumb and underwhelming.

Tapeworms are pretty sweet monsters actually. Echinococcus worms can encyst in your brain, eyes, or even ass and leg, creating cysts the size of golf balls and to catch it all you have to do is pick up some berries an infected fox shat on. I saw freshly extracted cysts like that when I was going through a neuropathology course a while back. I was impressed.

Think you can make that fucking picture any bigger?

 

[fizzelopeguss]

What picture, i can't see anything.

 

[Dmitron]

What picture, i can't see anything.

You might have a CYST BEHIND YOUR EYE!

 

[WhiskeyWolf]

I had this EVIL feeling like playing this game again and... surprise! It has been rebalanced (ver. 1.18) - now you can forget about killing the whole world, the vaccine is developed faster... etc. any way hard as fuck.

 

[sportforredneck]

I only managed to beat the game once before, and now that it's upgraded or something I'll try it again. Not that it wasn't pretty hard before because of Madagascar.