A message from Ess Vee

[Stereotypical Villain]

Could the moderator, who clearly doesn't like me, please stop removing my posts.

What did I ever do to you?!

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

Since Gaysun or whoever is fucking around with my posts aren't interested in giving me an explanation, I'll just post this heartfelt plead: Friends! Codexians! Minions of the one true Blunderlord! I urge you to lynch the deviants which plagues us so! Find these men in real life and make them pay for their decadent ways!

No, not really. Just give me my explaination, god damn it.

 

[Melcar]

Because you're so stereotypical?

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

Because you're so stereotypical?

My reaction:

 

[Melcar]

Holy shit! That was my same reaction too. Unreal.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

Word up, bro.

 

[Konjad]

Jaesun now hates you, SV. At least he's done with me and doesn't retardo all my posts

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

Which proves just how shitty the supposed "moderation" of this place is. You're not that bad of a poster, Konjad, and yet you were targeted instead of retards like Prosper and Silly Mans Arse.

Get your act together and fire Jaesun. That moron has taken this too far.

 

[Jaesun]

 

[ironyuri]

Which proves just how shitty the supposed "moderation" of this place is. You're not that bad of a poster, Konjad, and yet you were targeted instead of retards like Prosper and Silly Mans Arse.

Get your act together and fire Jaesun. That moron has taken this too far.

LEAVE BRITNE... I MEAN JAESUN ALONE! LEAVE HIM ALONE! HOW FUCKING DARE ANYONE OUT THERE MAKE FUN OF JAESUN'S MODERATION?

 

[Jaesun]

I'm moving SV's threads?

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

Somebody is removing my posts from threads, and I think it's YOU! Nobody else who has the power to do so (seems) to hate me.

 

[Cowboy Dan]

it was me

 

[Shannow]

Somebody is removing my posts from threads, and I think it's YOU! Nobody else who has the power to do so (seems) to hate me.

Thing is, nobody actually cares as much about you as you seem to think. Sorry I had to be the one to tell you, villain of the story.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

I find it amusing that your simian mind has wrongfully deducted that I am Villain of the Story. I don't do alts.

At any rate, some asshole has been nuking my posts, and I want to know who the fuck it is.

 

[Xor]

DELETE FROM `phpbb_posts` WHERE user = 'Stereotypical Villain';

 

[Shannow]

I find it amusing that my simian mind has wrongfully deducted that you think Villain of the Story is my alt, although you just expressed how "important" I am to the average poster.

My pleasure.

At any rate, some asshole has been nuking my posts, and I want to know who the fuck it is.

And your proof of this is where...?

 

[Konjad]

i have an idea:

allow everyone to delete every post.

Also an additional bonus for the dice:
when you roll 20 you become automatically moderator
when you roll 1 you get perma banned

only for users pre 2011, so there will be no alts

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

I find it amusing that my simian mind has wrongfully deducted that you think Villain of the Story is my alt, although you just expressed how "important" I am to the average poster.

My pleasure.

And yet with your quote unquote "funny" edit of what I said you are so woefully unable to comprehend what this topic is about. Here's a spoiler: Somebody has been deleting my posts, and I want to know who it is. I don't give a shit about popularity... although it's clear that you do, which is why you bothered trying to be "funny" in the first place.

 

[Shannow]

And yet with your quote unquote "funny" edit of what I said you are so woefully unable to comprehend what this topic is about. Here's a spoiler: Somebody has been deleting my posts, and I want to know who it is. I don't give a shit about popularity... although it's clear that you do, which is why you bothered trying to be "funny" in the first place.

And your proof of this is where...?

But I feel like an ass poking fun at a person that's clearly socially retarded.
Sorry, I didn't take your assburgers seriously. I hope you find your lost dog, Timmy.

Let me help: Has anybody seen SV's posts? They're this big, don't handle humor very well and talk a lot about Prisoner of Ice and assburgers.

 

[DarkUnderlord]

It was morning. The sun was shining through the window like some sort of laser beam intent on cutting into my sleep. It worked and woke me up. I hate waking up in the morning. The morning is for other people. Working people. The types who wake at dawn to the sound of their alarms, get up and rush around before scurrying off to work - where they sit in traffic. That wasn't me. I didn't sit in traffic.

I'd usually wake around 1 in the afternoon. Fairly typical if you only got to bed 7 hours before. I worked the late shift at a local factory. Security detail. It sounded important but it was the kind of job you'd expect a slightly over-weight man with a gun and no training to have. If anything ever actually happened security wise, you'd never draw your gun or do anything about it. You were mostly a deterrent for kids breaking into the place to spray graffiti.

All of that was irrelevant now though. I was awake and it was fucking morning.

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

And yet with your quote unquote "funny" edit of what I said you are so woefully unable to comprehend what this topic is about. Here's a spoiler: Somebody has been deleting my posts, and I want to know who it is. I don't give a shit about popularity... although it's clear that you do, which is why you bothered trying to be "funny" in the first place.

And your proof of this is where...?

But I feel like an ass poking fun at a person that's clearly socially retarded.
Sorry, I didn't take your assburgers seriously. I hope you find your lost dog, Timmy.

Let me help: Has anybody seen SV's posts? They're this big, don't handle humor very well and talk a lot about Prisoner of Ice and assburgers.

Try as you might, you'll not get any more popular by posting stuff like that tonight!

Stuff

Point well taken. I'll make sure to post less retarded stuff in the future as to avoid the wrath of the moderators.

 

[Sceptic]

It was morning. The sun was shining through the window like some sort of laser beam intent on cutting into my sleep. It worked and woke me up. I hate waking up in the morning. The morning is for other people. Working people. The types who wake at dawn to the sound of their alarms, get up and rush around before scurrying off to work - where they sit in traffic. That wasn't me. I didn't sit in traffic.

I'd usually wake around 1 in the afternoon. Fairly typical if you only got to bed 7 hours before. I worked the late shift at a local factory. Security detail. It sounded important but it was the kind of job you'd expect a slightly over-weight man with a gun and no training to have. If anything ever actually happened security wise, you'd never draw your gun or do anything about it. You were mostly a deterrent for kids breaking into the place to spray graffiti.

All of that was irrelevant now though. I was awake and it was fucking morning.

This sounds like a CMB story. Is it?

Definitely sounds like a neanderthal, if he hasn't yet discovered how to use blinds