Game News APRIL FOOL: Bethesda: Obsidian To Develop Fallout Sequel

[Shagnak]

Hmmmm...I think technically we need a porn-bot to fuck an AI script .
Is Fez a porn-bot?

 

[Deathboy]

You mean...lick you clitoris...right? :wink:

She could have a strap-on, maybe she's a cross dresser and now your've hurt here feeling.
I keep telling you not to pick on her.

In fact I've told you a hundred times when the retarded bitch says something just say "fair enough" any thing else triggers her menopausal fury.

 

[Deathboy]

Hmmmm...I think technically we need a porn-bot to fuck an AI script .
Is Fez a porn-bot?

If what saran told me is correct "for the right money Fez can be anything you want"

Sarans words not mine

 

[Deathboy]

They're upto page eleven but I'm trying to calm them down in my....



" Political correctness such as this deserves to have shit thrown right back at it! Bah, the agreeable are boring.".....

sorta way :D

 

[Shagnak]

Having a conversation with yourself again, eh?

 

[Deathboy]

page 12 now and still helping

 

[Deathboy]

, the agreeable are boring.

Shit I think I bored misstris Volly into a coma

 

[Sol Invictus]

Volourn is a GUY. His name is Theodore/Teddy Bouchard.

 

[Deathboy]

Volourn is a GUY. .

You is such a practical joker Ex.

PS I'm still trying to clean up your mess over obsidian way :wink:

 

[Sol Invictus]

God. Visceris is STILL going at it.

 

[Shagnak]

She's no guy.
Honestly Ex, April Fools is over! :D

Edit: speaking of which, I dunno what Vis is so riled about. Slashdot has what seemed like a dozen April Fools news posts. Let's face it, he got all "hurty feelings" cos he was tricked. Nothing to do with professionalism.

 

[Sol Invictus]

Saint angerrrrrrrrrrr! I'm madly in anger with youuuuuu! RAAAAAARR!

 

[Deathboy]

God. Visceris is STILL going at it.

Yeah funny ay :D
upto page 13 now

 

[Deathboy]

Is that a photo of im?

 

[Sol Invictus]

Yep, that's him in all his rotund glory.

 

[Deathboy]

:shock: He's a FATTIE, :D YUMMY :D , what do ya say about eatin' im boys :twisted:

Shagnak, Saran, Fez ?

 

[Shagnak]

Yep, that's him in all his rotund glory.

Err, do you mean that is Visceris, or do you mean that is Saint?
Cos if it is of Visceris, we need Fez or someone to 'Shop it up real quick so we can spread some love around (if you get my drift)

 

[Sol Invictus]

That's Visceris.

 

[Saran]

:shock: He's a FATTIE, :D YUMMY :D , what do ya say about eatin' im boys :twisted:

Shagnak, Saran, Fez ?

I dont know, who knows where he's been.

But if you want you can have his head, becuase if he gets so pissed off over a simple joke he must spend most of his time with his head up his arse.

Edit: For fucks sake, what little fucking girls, yes it was a bit cruel but jesus, lighten up a bit.

"OH NOES TEHY ARE NOT GONNA LIEK TEH CODEX ANyMUREZ!"

Edit 2: Hmmm, thankfully it appears as if it starts to trail off towards the end, it looks like it was a gut reaction taken a bit too far, ahh well, hopefully some people will learn that its ok to joke about something even if you love it, some of what i saw over there reminded me of the sort of shit trekkie/warsie nuts spout out when ever someone makes a lighhearted joke about the fandom, as shatner himself said "GET A LIFE!"

Ohh, and where is my gay porn, i havent gotten a single pm with pictures of man love, im starting to feel left out.

 

[Shagnak]

I dont know, who knows where he's been.

Yeah, well I'm certain Deathboy has a few tricks that'll make the fucker safe for consumption. Something to do with a gas-axe if I remember rightly

Oh, yes, here it is:

as for hygiene a fire hose will remove the worst and a gas axe will clean, sanitise and do the crackling just butifully

 

[Deathboy]

Edit 2: Hmmm, thankfully it appears as if it starts to trail off towards the end, it looks like it was a gut reaction taken a bit too far

It's 'cause I went overthere and smoothed some ruffled feathers :D

 

[Shagnak]

Fucking hell I just realised that this Visceris chap is the spitting image of a geezer I kinda know. He went overseas a while ago.
Where is this Visceris meant to be from?

Edit: alas that picture is not enough to do anything substantial on. I made him look a bit like a fat Herve. But thats it

 

[Deathboy]

Do you know fuckas that fat and blurry?

Having said that with the amount you drink...... the world must be in soft focus

 

[Stark]

that thread reminded me why i stopped posting in obsidian forum. it might have been a good idea after all if they kept the obsidian forum closed.

 

[Shagnak]

Do you know fuckas that fat and blurry?

Not many, I keep inviting them over for tea and serving them up to guests :twisted:

Exitium: do ya have a better piccie than that?