Game News APRIL FOOL: Bethesda: Obsidian To Develop Fallout Sequel

[Vibalist]

The shit got real. Amazing.

Hoax.

Would've been funnier if you said we were making them do it KOTOR2 style. Slam dunk!

IRONY OVERLOAD!

hah

 

[MetalCraze]

Well New Vegas was a joke. Judging by how retarded everything in it was it may as well have been done by Bethesda and they just slapped Obsidian logo on the box, so pretentious morons like in this here forum could put a monocle on and go like "yeeaahhh, quest compass owns, we were so butthurt about it for 4 years, crying on ESF about it and getting banned, spamming the shit out of Codex with cries about it, but now it rules cuz it's done by Avellone yeah"

I remember when I said at FO3 release that if it was done by Obsidian morons would've been praising all the dumb shit in the game

 

[Xor]

 

[Vibalist]

Well New Vegas was a joke. Judging by how retarded everything in it was it may as well have been done by Bethesda and they just slapped Obsidian logo on the box, so pretentious morons like in this here forum could put a monocle on and go like "yeeaahhh, quest compass owns, we were so butthurt about it for 4 years, crying on ESF about it and getting banned, spamming the shit out of Codex with cries about it, but now it rules cuz it's done by Avellone yeah"

I remember when I said at FO3 release that if it was done by Obsidian morons would've been praising all the dumb shit in the game

Do you ever get tired of trolling the Codex?

 

[Deleted member 7219]

Well New Vegas was a joke. Judging by how retarded everything in it was it may as well have been done by Bethesda and they just slapped Obsidian logo on the box, so pretentious morons like in this here forum could put a monocle on and go like "yeeaahhh, quest compass owns, we were so butthurt about it for 4 years, crying on ESF about it and getting banned, spamming the shit out of Codex with cries about it, but now it rules cuz it's done by Avellone yeah"

I remember when I said at FO3 release that if it was done by Obsidian morons would've been praising all the dumb shit in the game

Dumbfuck this guy now. Others have been Dumbfucked for less.

 

[villain of the story]

Well New Vegas was a joke. Judging by how retarded everything in it was it may as well have been done by Bethesda and they just slapped Obsidian logo on the box, so pretentious morons like in this here forum could put a monocle on and go like "yeeaahhh, quest compass owns, we were so butthurt about it for 4 years, crying on ESF about it and getting banned, spamming the shit out of Codex with cries about it, but now it rules cuz it's done by Avellone yeah"

But have you played it at least 7 times to reach that conclusion?

Either way, it's clear you are retarded. New Vegas had a good share of retardation, some stemming from being a Slam Dunk built on Bethesda's code and some from Obsidian being Obsidian, but the good outweighs the bad.

 

[gromit]

No, he's right! I suddenly fell in complete and utter love with the quest compass, and Bethesda's implementation of Gamebryo, as soon as New Vegas shipped. As we all know, every good RPG in the last, say, 15 years has arrived completely unhindered by buggy engines, interface annoyances, and questionable capitulations to the mainstream.

 

[Shannow]

No, he's right! I suddenly fell in complete and utter love with the quest compass, and Bethesda's implementation of Gamebryo, as soon as New Vegas shipped. As we all know, every good RPG in the last, say, 15 years has arrived completely unhindered by buggy engines, interface annoyances, and questionable capitulations to the mainstream.

Sarcasm doesn't translate well in written form
You only partly countered his point, by the way.
If quest compass was a major of the codex in the past then simply ignoring it and going New Vegas although it features it is pathetic. Now that assumption can also be easily countered (since this was skyway's worst post in a while), but I'll let you figure that out on your own...

 

[Suchy]

The first thing I did in NV was disabling the quest compass. And unlinke FO3/Oblivion, it was still perfectly playable, because NPCs give actual directions.

 

[villain of the story]

Indeed. Oblivion and FO3 sucked because the games relied on quest compass. In NV, it's more a leftover of the base Bethesda design of FO3. Drawing a parallel between between OB/FO3 and NV in regard to compass and complaining about it = sign of not having played the game or being a moron.

 

[Jasede]

BROS FALLOUT 3 NEW VEGAS YOU HYPERCRATES WOLOLO QUEST COMPASS HURF DURF SHLUPR AVELLONNE GULP GULP PLEASE RELEASE YOUR SEMEN ON OUR FACE PLEASE

HERPA DERPA
SHOPP DA WURP

 

[Jasede]

u mad?

 

[Xor]

 

[Shannow]

Skyway finally broke Jasede

 

[circ]

The first thing I did in NV was disabling the quest compass. And unlinke FO3/Oblivion, it was still perfectly playable, because NPCs give actual directions.

The first thing I did in NV was laugh at the bugs. And then uninstalling it.

 

[Xor]

There were bugs in NV? Huh. I didn't notice.

 

[DragoFireheart]

There were bugs in NV? Huh. I didn't notice.

Are you being facetious?

 

[Xor]

No. I phrased that poorly. I really didn't have a problem with bugs in NV.

Off the top of my head (I kept track because I had heard the game was buggy as shit), I had 3 CTDs and one quest bug where I had to load from an earlier save in about 50 hours of gameplay. That's not that bad for an unpatched RPG.

 

[Admiral jimbob]

Well New Vegas was a joke. Judging by how retarded everything in it was it may as well have been done by Bethesda and they just slapped Obsidian logo on the box, so pretentious morons like in this here forum could put a monocle on and go like "yeeaahhh, quest compass owns, we were so butthurt about it for 4 years, crying on ESF about it and getting banned, spamming the shit out of Codex with cries about it, but now it rules cuz it's done by Avellone yeah"

I remember when I said at FO3 release that if it was done by Obsidian morons would've been praising all the dumb shit in the game

Do you ever get tired of trolling the Codex?

His Soviet overlords and their Chernobyl brian-rays force him to stay here even though he hates it so much. We should look at him not with hate, but with pity. He would leave if only he had the choice, for how warped would you have to be to stay through choice in a forum when you spend all your time sobbing hysterically about how much you hate it?

 

[malko_sundervere]

if obsidian does another fallout game. i wan't it to be a fallout tactics. but i shouldn't need a squad to beat singleplayer.

This is the most inexplicable contraction ever.

Anyway:
Fuck you, thread necro'er - you got my hopes up. For a minute, I thought it looked like they had just confirmed that Fallout 4 is Obsidian's.

 

[Vibalist]

fallout 4 *was* obsidians.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

That's not that bad for an unpatched RPG.

And for an unpatched Fallout, that's plain amazing.

 

[Silellak]

BROS FALLOUT 3 NEW VEGAS YOU HYPERCRATES WOLOLO QUEST COMPASS HURF DURF SHLUPR AVELLONNE GULP GULP PLEASE RELEASE YOUR SEMEN ON OUR FACE PLEASE

HERPA DERPA
SHOPP DA WURP

Am I the only one who remembers the thread when skyway was accused of constantly repeating the same complaints in every single topic made about a game he doesn't like? And he replied saying he only bitched about games he didn't like "in two or three threads max"? I would dig up the specific quote but I'm lazy.

Anyway, good times.

 

[Mastermind]

No. I phrased that poorly. I really didn't have a problem with bugs in NV.

Off the top of my head (I kept track because I had heard the game was buggy as shit), I had 3 CTDs and one quest bug where I had to load from an earlier save in about 50 hours of gameplay. That's not that bad for an unpatched RPG.

The game shipped with a bug that deleted your saves.

 

[Xor]

Never experienced that.