Assassins Creed Valhalla - set in the Viking age - now on Steam

[Dishonoredbr]

It's fantasy. There were guns in AC2, that's the 15th century. Fucking guns, and you suck that game's cock. Go kill yourself, AC fanboi.

Leonard DaVinci was best girl tho.

 

[moon knight]

https://streamable.com/bj2g82

This game is more retarded than Odyssey

 

[AwesomeButton]

https://streamable.com/bj2g82

This game is more retarded than Odyssey

But it's fontasoy!

 

[Darkwind]

 

[Wunderbar]

Ivan Drago?

 

[Alienman]

Last of Us II crossover?

 

[ERYFKRAD]

It's a man, baby!

 

[Spectacle]

It's a man boy, baby!

Men have beards.

 

[Atlantico]

If that's their idea of a final model for the female protagonist, I they should get mocked outside the Codex as well.

The voice actress in this "beta" is very bad, and a departure from Odyssey where they had a Greek-speaking actress to voice the protagonist. This one just sounds like she's from Nebraska.

I'd forgive that if she was any good, but she's p. bad. Unconvincing. Voice acting is difficult and an art.

I've seen the spergs here post pictures and animations of the female protagonist in Odyssey, claiming she looks like a man, the bitter little incels don't realize they're declaring their homosexual urges in the most faggy way possible.

Screenshots and one-second-clips prove jack and shit, since I've played the game it's so obviously bullshit - but it helps them go to sleep as they hump their Ezio body-pillow every night, so who am I to rob them of their only pleasure in their miserable existence?

 

[Dishonoredbr]

but it helps them go to sleep as they hump their Ezio body-pillow every night, so who am I to rob them of their only pleasure in their miserable existence?

There's Ezio body pillow to buy? How much? I'm asking for a friend.

 

[eilef]

How they managed to go from Unity to this...

 

[vortex]

Assassins Creed: Space Odyssey when ?

 

[eilef]

Assassins Creed: Space Odyssey when ?

That would be actually very cool take on the franchise. Its like a decade since we had a interesting sci-fi rpg series.

 

[JarlFrank]

It's fantasy. There were guns in AC2, that's the 15th century. Fucking guns, and you suck that game's cock.

 

[Atlantico]

Two things:

One: In the fantasy game AC2, the "guns" I mentioned are pistols. Miniature, mechanical pistols. That's not a pistol.

Two: A hand cannon is not a gun, that's a hand-cannon. And certainly not a pistol, like in the game.

AC2 is garbage. Always has been, always will be.

 

[Dishonoredbr]

Release seems to have be leaked and it's November 17. Two days before Cyberpunk.
https://www.gematsu.com/2020/07/ass...vember-17-according-to-deleted-instagram-post

 

[Isak]

Yeah this looks predictably terrible. Just Odyssey with a new coat of paint. I hate that everyone seems to love this clunky new brand of combat where you slip and slide around like you're on magic roller blades and it's all vague hit boxes with loose animations.

I just want to see well animated combat that requires skill not a plethora of goofy moves to kick human beings 20 ft across the floor or teleport across a camp with a magic assassination technique. Just give me tight combat with realistic moves and enemies that don't take 30 hits to kill.

 

[Atlantico]

Release seems to have be leaked and it's November 17. Two days before Cyberpunk.

Going head to head against Cyberpunk is a courageous choice by Ubi.

Yet another installment into the AC franchise will have a very hard time grabbing headlines and youtube videos, compared to a GTA Cyberpunk - let alone sales.

But the proof of the pudding is in the eating.

I just want to see well animated combat that requires skill not a plethora of goofy moves to kick human beings 20 ft across the floor or teleport across a camp with a magic assassination technique. Just give me tight combat with realistic moves and enemies that don't take 30 hits to kill.

You expect to see something which never existed in the AC series.

"Tight combat with realistic moves" or Assassins Creed. Pick one you mega faggot.

 

[Dishonoredbr]

Going head to head against Cyberpunk is a courageous choice by Ubi.

Yet another installment into the AC franchise will have a very hard time grabbing headlines and youtube videos, compared to a GTA Cyberpunk - let alone sales.

Odyssey came out same month as RDR2 and still sold well. But yeah , two days before the big release of the year is certainly brave.

"Tight combat with realistic moves" or Assassins Creed. Pick one you mega faggot.

Parkour in Unity requires quite a skill to master it. Of course you don't need 99% of time but there's some depth to it.

 

[Dodo1610]

Really interested how successful Valhalla will be since the medieval setting is extremely popular in gaming and Odyssey was mostly positively received with 88% positive on Steam- So in theory, it could outsell Odyssey which was already really successful. Ubisoft is in dire need of a hit since all of their big releases in 2019 underperformed even Divison 2. Cyberpunk 2077 on the other side is expected to be the first RPG that wasn't made by Beth to outsell most AAA shooters so releasing your game anywhere close to that game is really risky.

 

[Kem0sabe]

The voice over for the main character, at least the female one haven't heard the male, is fucking atrocious. American... Really? Lol

 

[Dodo1610]

The voice over for the main character, at least the female one haven't heard the male, is fucking atrocious. American... Really? Lol

But she is a Danish actress
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm3158167/

 

[Kem0sabe]

The voice over for the main character, at least the female one haven't heard the male, is fucking atrocious. American... Really? Lol

But she is a Danish actress
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm3158167/

then its beyond me why they directed her with an american accent instead of a "Scandinavian" one

 

[duke nukem]

Release seems to have be leaked and it's November 17. Two days before Cyberpunk.

Going head to head against Cyberpunk is a courageous choice by Ubi.

Yet another installment into the AC franchise will have a very hard time grabbing headlines and youtube videos, compared to a GTA Cyberpunk - let alone sales.

But the proof of the pudding is in the eating.

I just want to see well animated combat that requires skill not a plethora of goofy moves to kick human beings 20 ft across the floor or teleport across a camp with a magic assassination technique. Just give me tight combat with realistic moves and enemies that don't take 30 hits to kill.

You expect to see something which never existed in the AC series.

"Tight combat with realistic moves" or Assassins Creed. Pick one you mega faggot.

These are two completely different genres.

But cyberflop is going to suffer more. Atleast AC will be relatively sjw free game. Cyberflop is going to have non-stop bombardment of sjw,tranny, alpabet propaganda.

 

[Atlantico]

These are two completely different genres.

They appeal largely to the same audience regardless and hyping two games at a time is just not going to happen.

But cyberflop is going to suffer more.

Oh shit, an edgelord with a crystal ball.

Atleast AC will be relatively sjw free game. Cyberflop is going to have non-stop bombardment of sjw,tranny, alpabet propaganda.

Clearly you're high or something. Every single AC game is an SJW extravaganza. Cyberpunk may well match that, but you are bananas thinking AC is "relatively sjw free".

They're both SJW shitfests.