Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 is Trash

[mediocrepoet]

We should nominate Swen for the most butthurt reward. Did you see him on stage stuttering about how mean publishers are to him and how he can't work on BG3 for a day longer because he and his team are burned out from shoveling shit all day? I've never seen a more pathetic display. What a fucking failure of a company Larian is.

You should post more so people realize the extent of your dumbfuckery.

Do you actually have anything at all to say about BG3 or Larian? Or are you just here to be my friend? Because I'm not interested, so fuck off.

Then why did you summon me? Quit being such a bitch.

 

[Drakortha]

Then why did you summon me? Quit being such a bitch.

I thought you might have had something to say about BG3. Go on, try it. I'll fuck you up!

 

[mediocrepoet]

Then why did you summon me? Quit being such a bitch.

I thought you might have had something to say about BG3. Go on, try it. I'll fuck you up!

Yeah, it's pretty good. You should play it.

 

[Drakortha]

Yeah, it's pretty good. You should play it.

Just as I thought. You have no opinion of any substance. Clearly you're just a Drakortha fan worshiping the ground I walk on. Getting my attention must bring you great satisfaction. Would you like to kiss my feet as well while we're here?

 

[Azdul]

We should nominate Swen for the most butthurt reward. Did you see him on stage stuttering about how mean publishers are to him and how he can't work on BG3 for a day longer because he and his team are burned out from shoveling shit all day? I've never seen a more pathetic display. He looked like he was going to burst into tears. What a fucking failure of a company Larian is.

According to the leaks, working with Wizards of the Coast was a complete shitshow and Larian will not work with them again.

Despite this, in my opinion the game turned out fine. It sold remarkably well, because it had not faced especially strong competition.

I cannot wait for Wizards of the Coast to hire some other company to do a sequel. Like Beamdog or Bioware.

 

[ShiningSoldier]

I don't like BG3, but I really can't understand, why would any RPG need a huge overworld map, sorry.
I mean, it's just a huge empty planes with some trash monsters. As for me, tthis is one of the most annoying things in any old game. On the same level of annoyance with "reroll attributes during the character creation until you get something suitable"

 

[Reinhardt]

this drakortha nigger is butthurt retard. i remember him calling me resident evil fanboy in dragon's dogma thread despite i dropped series after re3 and he played all of them.

 

[Drakortha]

I don't like BG3, but I really can't understand, why would any RPG need a huge overworld map, sorry.
I mean, it's just a huge empty planes with some trash monsters. As for me, tthis is one of the most annoying things in any old game. On the same level of annoyance with "reroll attributes during the character creation until you get something suitable"

It doesn't have to be huge. The size of the overworld map in POE1 is perfect.

 

[Orud]

Here I am, having enjoyed BG3 more than a year ago and now delving into some of the goldbox games, while this guy still has BG3 living rent free in his head and needs to make a thread about it.

Truly, it's the haters that get to enjoy things the most in the end, I guess.

 

[Drakortha]

Here I am, having enjoyed BG3 more than a year ago and now delving into some of the goldbox games, while this guy still has BG3 living rent free in his head and needs to make a thread about it.

Truly, it's the haters that get to enjoy things the most in the end, I guess.

You're right. BG3 is a masterpiece and I'm just a 'hater' for daring to criticize it.

Fuck you, loser.

 

[behold_a_man]

I cannot wait for Wizards of the Coast to hire some other company to do a sequel. Like Beamdog or Bioware.

I think they should consider collaboration with Golden Era Games if they want to move the series to the next level.

 

[Snufkin]

BG3 is trash because my computer is too old to run it.

 

[Old Hans]

I don't like BG3, but I really can't understand, why would any RPG need a huge overworld map, sorry.
I mean, it's just a huge empty planes with some trash monsters. As for me, tthis is one of the most annoying things in any old game. On the same level of annoyance with "reroll attributes during the character creation until you get something suitable"

It wouldn't be an actual open world you walk around in, but an overworld map with each place of importance separated by overworld travel, like pathfinder kingmaker or Baldur's Gate 1

 

[Falksi]

I really am gonna have to play this at some point, just to see what the fuss is about.

 

[NJClaw]

Man you raved about day/night cycles for like 150 pages with no end. Absolute legend

It's him! It's him! God, I loved him so much, he was one of my favorite pokémon in the early access thread.

Drakortha have you played the game in the end? Have you finished it? Have you bought it?

 

[Harthwain]

I am impressed this guy still doesn't have a special tag.

 

[NaturallyCarnivorousSheep]

The combat is the worst implementation of turn based combat I've ever seen in a game.

Old good new bad codexcore simping mode is active, I see.

 

[Doktor Best]

Did some belgian guy fuck your wife or why are you so angry?

 

[Rieser]

Last time I saw this much sperging, rusty wasn't banned.

 

[Silverfish]

Would you like to kiss my feet as well while we're here?

Bro, you're literally in the game.

 

[0sacred]

Bunch of triggered cunts ITT and I'm loving it

 

[Gargaune]

Did NWN win GOTY and was endlessly praised as the saviour of gaming?

Not yet, but I'm working on it. Currently waiting on the rat poison to ship.

 

[mediocrepoet]

Bunch of triggered cunts ITT and I'm loving it

Just Dorkatha I think.

 

[Ol' Willy]

If you mean the combat, at least those games allow you to set it to easy so you can breeze through it quickly and get back to the story. And as old and dated as the combat in those games is

While combat in IE games was always shit, "old and dated" is a particularly specific choice of words

 

[Iucounu]

there is a 46 page thread sperging about pronouns in Avowed when BG3 already did it first.

Half of the accounts are likely shills. Maybe adding pronouns and then stir up "online controversy" is the only way to get attention to these games?

I really am gonna have to play this at some point, just to see what the fuss is about.

The fuss about pronouns? It's not even creative trolling anymore, now that "everybody" do it. At least the bears were something new.