Baldur's Gate Baldur's Gate 3 Pre-Release Thread [EARLY ACCESS RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

[Reinhardt]

But if orcs are just supposed to be blacks... then what the hell is Dynaheir?

RussianRashemi cosplayer in blackface.

 

[Lacrymas]

Just as long as they don't have a non-existent familial bond by way of her knowing and being friends with his adopted father!

Gorion also doesn't have a familial bond with a female PC, but would a sexual relationship between them be appropriate?

Since people are saying my shit didn't load, again NSFW -

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Someone spent hours of their life drawing this.

I was going to guess minutes, but ok.

Every female party member in every BG is included in this comic + a female PC and female Edwin. So yeah, hours is a very conservative estimate.

 

[Reinhardt]

Now Sailor Woedica must share her collection of Deadfire porn just to prove it's more popular.

 

[Lacrymas]

Now Sailor Woedica must share her collection of Deadfire porn just to prove it's more popular.

This is the only good one, mostly everything else is of Eder and of dubious quality.

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When the selection of porn for your game is so poor, does the game even have fans?

 

[fantadomat]

Now Sailor Woedica must share her collection of Deadfire porn just to prove it's more popular.

This is the only good one, mostly everything else is of Eder and of dubious quality.

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When the selection of porn for your game is so poor, does the game even have fans?

By the rest i take it you mean thisL

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As there is no other porn/hentai ones i managed to find.

 

[LESS T_T]

An excerpt: https://kotaku.com/the-ranger-class-is-getting-some-changes-in-d-d-and-ba-1835659585

The Ranger Class Is Getting Some Changes In D&D (And Baldur's Gate 3)

 

[Vulpes]

When the selection of porn for your game is so poor, does the game even have fans?

A game doesn't need to be good or have a fanbase to have some porn of it, all it needs is some attractive female characters. Just look at Agony as an example. It was a crappy horror game, yet it still had some decent SFM

 

[Lacrymas]

As there is no other porn/hentai ones i managed to find.

Oh, there are others, but like I said, they are mostly of Eder.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

This comic is actually very funny.

I like the last page where the orcs just brofist and leave.

I'd like to see more creativity in the high fantasy field when it comes to quality porn art. You have a Monster Manual, people, USE IT.

found a creative one of a Displacer beast

Why is it that seeing a girls uterus always makes me hard as hell?

I volunteer as bait

These beastiary entries are actually very cool (and weirdly educative)

I'm more curious about their biology, I want a detailed diagram of a dissection for these beasts, possibly even a vivisection if possible. I wish to learn how they are capable of displacing with what organs they house.

https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3204589

 

[Lacrymas]

I like the last page where the orcs just brofist and leave.

That's not the last page, that's only when they are done with Imoen and Jaheira. They move onto Edwina next. Here's almost the full ensemble being ...worked over -

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[Sentinel]

Interesting thread.

 

[Vulpes]

I like the last page where the orcs just brofist and leave.

That's not the last page, that's only when they are done with Imoen and Jaheira. They move onto Edwina next. Here's almost the full ensemble being ...worked over -

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How does one let their tastes deteriorate so much to the point that they start fapping to orc gangbangs? I've gotta say, that comic is pure decline in more ways than one

 

[Infinitron]

Common Codex phenomenon:

1) A highly-anticipated new game is announced. It's the sequel or spiritual successor to a sacred classic.

2) But wait, there isn't really any concrete information about it. There's nothing to really talk about yet.

3) Still, it's a big deal! You can't just...ignore it, right? You have to keep on checking the thread and posting about it!

4) 150 pages later, you find yourself discussing Baldur's Gate orc gangbang porn.

 

[Lutte]

5) constantly post news threads nobody cares for, video coverage of E3 that are hour long that nobody click play on, still does it anyway because autism and no social awareness

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Last on-topic subjects were fanart confused for official and kotaku spreading wrong information. Hate the game, not the playa

 

[Cael]

5) constantly post news threads nobody cares for, video coverage of E3 that are hour long that nobody click play on, still does it anyway because autism and no social awareness

You need to go take a look at the Trump Immigration thread. I don't think you know what OCD is until you go there. Basically a guy, posting day after day, for dozens of pages.

 

[fantadomat]

Common Codex phenomenon:

1) A highly-anticipated new game is announced. It's the sequel or spiritual successor to a sacred classic.

2) But wait, there isn't really any concrete information about it. There's nothing to really talk about yet.

3) Still, it's a big deal! You can't just...ignore it, right? You have to keep on checking the thread and posting about it!

4) 150 pages later, you find yourself discussing Baldur's Gate orc gangbang porn.

It seems like you are learning,at least you didn't split in to BG gangbang orgy porn thread.

 

[Lacrymas]

How does one let their tastes deteriorate so much to the point that they start fapping to orc gangbangs? I've gotta say, that comic is pure decline in more ways than one

Nah, the comic is very fun and funny. "Hold up her legs, I'm going in dry". You can thank aweigh for bringing it up somewhere around here.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

You need to go take a look at the Trump Immigration thread. I don't think you know what OCD is until you go there. Basically a guy, posting day after day, for dozens of pages.

Yeah, Infi's tastes are pretty weird. I just don't get the guy.

*goes back to reading Mimic porn*

 

[Lutte]

5) constantly post news threads nobody cares for, video coverage of E3 that are hour long that nobody click play on, still does it anyway because autism and no social awareness

You need to go take a look at the Trump Immigration thread. I don't think you know what OCD is until you go there. Basically a guy, posting day after day, for dozens of pages.

Oh yeah, I've seen it a few times then promptly closed the tab when I realize there's no conversation but just infinitron blogposting.

 

[fantadomat]

You need to go take a look at the Trump Immigration thread. I don't think you know what OCD is until you go there. Basically a guy, posting day after day, for dozens of pages.

Yeah, Infi's tastes are pretty weird. I just don't get the guy.

*goes back to reading Mimic porn*

Are you saying that he have tastes????? I have never seen him talk about any game. Does he have a favourite one???

 

[Cael]

You need to go take a look at the Trump Immigration thread. I don't think you know what OCD is until you go there. Basically a guy, posting day after day, for dozens of pages.

Yeah, Infi's tastes are pretty weird. I just don't get the guy.

*goes back to reading Mimic porn*

Are you saying that he have tastes????? I have never seen him talk about any game. Does he have a favourite one???

Are you forgetting the way he went on a weeping rampage defending his favourite sex partner, Kevin?

 

[Infinitron]

Don't tell me it's not funny that the thread for Cyberpunk 2077, a game with 48 minutes of actual gameplay footage, now has fewer pages than the thread for a game announced two weeks ago where the developers are basically trolling everybody by repeatedly saying absolutely nothing.

Why? Because Baldur's Gate!

 

[Lilura]

I've seen him post about Pillars of Eternity in a bit of depth.

But he's never come out and said Fallout is GOAT or anything like that.

Jarl Frank and Ventilator have good taste. Jaesun as well.

 

[Lacrymas]

Why? Because Baldur's Gate!

Well, yeah, also the fact Cyberpunk 2077 isn't an RPG, while the 'Dex is a forum for RPGs.