the clean faggots shiny armor and frilly smocks trigger the shit out of me. All the characters look like they ran to makeup for 2 hours before appearing on set. Its gay as hell. Their clothes are absolutely gleaming, their hair looks like it has gel in it. WTF. WHY? Why all these sexually confused faggots running around with puffy shirts like in a Seinfeld episode or a Shakespeare play? When did this becomes peoples idea of D&D and why is it appealing?
They look like characters in a parody play of a Baldur's Gate game. They're too clean and fresh faced, there's no grit or rawness to their visuals. Their portraits are shit too while in previous BG games the portraits really helped sell you on a character and what they were all about. Keldorn is a good example of how much a picture can tell you about someone. Battle scars all over his face, gray has settled into his hair, heavy bags under his eyes, blood splattered on his plate, you know this is a guy that is grizzled and has seen tons of shit, been in tons of shit, and walked away from tons of shit. Yet, the most important part? The expression. It's fierce, yet it holds to it a calm certainty. Not arrogant or smug, but a silent confidence that tells you this character is indeed a proper knight (or in this case paladin/inquisitor) who knows gallantry. When shit goes south, this is the dude you want at your back and to rally with.
You're not getting any of that with BG3's portraits which are all lifted from their insipid and goofy looking in game models. They look like a group of traveling theatrical bards, not adventurers or heroes or cutthroats or whatever else.