NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Angthoron]

It was actually Cthulhu's doing. These guys were stomping too close to his brand.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

I suppose it makes the Codex devil unexpectedly fitting, now that it's revealed to the world that Satan is a force of incline in gaming.

 

[Xor]

I'm pretty sure the devil has better things to do than troll the developers of a game pretty much no one cares about.

I suppose it makes the Codex devil unexpectedly fitting, now that it's revealed to the world that Satan is a force of incline in gaming.

It's a troll, goddammit. You should know better!

 

[Drax]

Pure gold.

 

[Turjan]

That's funny. Does anybody know what the video at the bottom of the article was?

 

[BlackAdderBG]

Definitely been done before, though I can't remember by who.

Max Payne 3 I think.

 

[Spectacle]

I'm pretty sure the devil has better things to do than troll the developers of a game pretty much no one cares about.

Don't be so sure, now that Reaper of Souls is done he probably has time to fuck about a bit, even CEOs need to have fun.

 

[RK47]

 

[anus_pounder]

to ^ as well as the Kotick Devil.

 

[Spectacle]

LOL to Singaporeans thinking that a conscript army is somehow special to their country.

 

[LivingOne]

 

[Rivmusique]

That got porn?

:shocked:

 

[evdk]

The shocking thing is that it took so long.

 

[Lagole Gon]

WTF

There's only some soft bondage stuff.

Spoiler

 

[Hirato]

WTF

There's only some soft bondage stuff.

Spoiler

And that specific image is at least 2 months old; I could only find one additional piece of fan-art, and that's even older.

BSB

 

[RK47]

 

[WhiteGuts]

 

[Unkillable Cat]

But what about Donkey? Is that the player for having shilled out the money for the game?

 

[WhiteGuts]

"I make games about stuff I don't understand". We can safely assume that Donkey is Ken Levine's self-insert.

 

[LivingOne]

Capcom Halves Profit Forecast After Poor Sales In Mobile Market
March 31, 2014 silvershadowfly 36 Comments
Capcom has announced ahead of its annual financial results that it will revise its current profit projections by more than 50 per cent. Despite an increase in profits from their famed Monster Hunter franchise, the company has issued a statement to halve their profit forecast after underwhelming sales in both the mobile market and Monster Hunter Frontier G – the online game which is exclusive to Japan.

The Osaka-based company has reduced its consolidated net income profit forecast from its original projection of 6.8 billion yen (around $66 million) to 3.3 billion yen (around $32 million). However, Capcom’s net sales are due to increase from 97 billion yen to 101.5 billion yen, primarily due to strong sales from Monster Hunter 4.

Though sales have increased, the mobile market hasn’t quite hit the ground running and Capcom has suffered a significant “special loss” of 5 billion yen from setting aside “post business structural improvement expenses” to reorganise the product development framework and improve development processes. A small section of the offiical statement from Capcom can be found below.

“The forecast for consolidated sales has been increased mainly because of strong sales of ‘Monster Hunter 4′, the biggest title in Capcom’s home video games business, and the highly successful pachislo title ‘Monster Hunter Gekka Raimei’. On the other hand, the operating income and ordinary income forecasts have been lowered because of a decline in profitability. The primary reasons for this decline are below expectations of products in the highly profitable mobile contents and ‘Monster Hunter Frontier G’ online game. The net income forecast has been lowered for these reasons as well as to incorporate the special loss explained in the previous section. As a result, Capcom revises the forecast for consolidated business for the fiscal year ending March 2014.”

who would've expeted such results,really

 

[Durwyn]

Finally some good news. Too bad that DA:I isn't here already, seeing Bioware shut down by EA after imminent flop would make this day complete

 

[markec]

Capcom obviously hates money since anyone sane would already realize that porting certain games like Dragon Dogma to PC is easy money.

 

[CruduxCruo]

 

[Unkillable Cat]

OHGODKILLITWITHFIRE

 

[shiteatingnippledick]

The beginning is seriously disturbing, had to skip that. He also reminds me of Chris-chan, probably has autism too.