NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Broseph]

Oblivion's real world soil erosion technology has changed the cRPG landscape forever.

Indeed, horse armor DLC was far more influential though in my opinion. Truly a landmark game in the genre.

 

[DalekFlay]

If it takes you hundreds of hours to find

1x Ayelid Ruin
1x Fort
1x Oblivion Gate
1x Cave

Also all those cities where the houses had different color roofs.

 

[Lemming42]

SUBTLE ARCHITECTURAL DIFFERENCES

So subtle that they may or may not actually exist.

 

[Zewp]

NOT TRUE BRUMA'S HOUSES WERE MADE OF WOOD BRO

 

[DalekFlay]

Have you backed Amplitude on Kickstarter? OMG why haven't you backed Amplitude? Harmonix aren't rich you know, and Amplitude needs to be made. Holy shit have you seen Amplitude? My wife won't fuck me until you back Amplitude? I'm going to kill this small baby unless you back Amplitude.

 

[Infinitron]

Have you backed Amplitude on Kickstarter? OMG why haven't you backed Amplitude? Harmonix aren't rich you know, and Amplitude needs to be made. Holy shit have you seen Amplitude? My wife won't fuck me until you back Amplitude? I'm going to kill this small baby unless you back Amplitude.

wat

 

[Spectacle]

They're not wrong, Oblivion was incredibly significant for bringing that style of game to massive mainstream console success. It's just that it still sucked, and mainstreaming the genre sucks.

Indeed. You cannot really overstate the significance of Oblivion in kicking off The Decline in earnest.

 

[DalekFlay]

Have you backed Amplitude on Kickstarter? OMG why haven't you backed Amplitude? Harmonix aren't rich you know, and Amplitude needs to be made. Holy shit have you seen Amplitude? My wife won't fuck me until you back Amplitude? I'm going to kill this small baby unless you back Amplitude.

wat

Every single gaming media site is whoring themselves out to fund their local San Francisco buddies' Kickstarter of Amplitude, which is working, as it's about to scrape by on the final day. It irritates me.

Here's Codex fan favorite Ben Kuchera doing it: http://www.polygon.com/2014/5/22/5741472/harmonix-amplitude-kickstarter-frequency

 

[Angthoron]

800K for that? Wow.

 

[Crooked Bee]

IGN Top 100 Games of a Generation

http://www.ign.com/top/games-of-a-generation

#40->Oblivion

Pinging felipepepe

 

[felipepepe]

I definitely had way more fun in the last decade than this shitty list would suggest.

 

[Broseph]

Well, in the Dead Space review they mentioned 2008 as a year of terrible sequels, so they got something right.

 

[CrustyBot]

Prior to Oblivion, the Elder Scrolls series had been something of a secret handshake among RPG players.

Morrowind sold like 4 million copies though. It was a mega hit. Morrowind and KotOR popularised western RPGs on consoles. Until that time, it was a market dominated by JRPGs. Oh well, Morrowind ain't on the 360 and game lists are 99% clickbait anyway.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Look what dropped in from the land of Potato:

 

[Delterius]

Have you seen Brian Fargo on Kickstarter? OMG why haven't you backed Brian Fargo? Fargo isn't rich you know, and <Creative IP licensing> needs to be made. Holy shit have you seen Brian Fargo? My wife won't fuck me until you back Brian Fargo? I'm going to kill this small baby unless you back Brian Fargo.

wat

He just says all we want to hear.

 

[DalekFlay]

"Top ten stealth games" obviously from a console kid. No big deal, whatever, happens all the time I guess. Top three were Batman AC, Splinter Cell Conviction (heh) and Hitman Absolution (heh heh) if you care. The funny part is the comments though. Glorious idiocy from all sides. One lovely sample:

 

[Siel]

http://kotaku.com/memories-of-my-16-year-career-in-video-games-1580581507

New fact: Gaming """"""journalism"""""" is actually as dangerous as being kidnapped in some shithole like Yemen.

 

[shiteatingnippledick]

"Top ten stealth games" obviously from a console kid. No big deal, whatever, happens all the time I guess. Top three were Batman AC, Splinter Cell Conviction (heh) and Hitman Absolution (heh heh) if you care. The funny part is the comments though. Glorious idiocy from all sides. One lovely sample:

 

[Baron Dupek]

Reading most shit as a sarcams is good for your health and sanity.
This case is only another - from countless examples - proof of that,

 

[Siel]

 

[shiteatingnippledick]

It should be bannable offense to repost that image.

 

[PlanHex]

My forehead hurts now. Thanks a lot, Deman.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

http://kotaku.com/memories-of-my-16-year-career-in-video-games-1580581507

New fact: Gaming """"""journalism"""""" is actually as dangerous as being kidnapped in some shithole like Yemen.

His article hits me a little closer to home than it should. I've been thinking about writing of my gaming years in a similar manner, recounting times and titles and what people were a part of my life at that point... just not quite as personal as he makes it sometimes.

The problem with that is I don't think anyone would read it... at least not without some waste of genetic material sending me deaththreats because I played his favourite game wrongly or something.

 

[Infinitron]

Oh, it's Adam Sessler.

What a fucking drama queen.

 

[Angthoron]

Oh, it's Adam Sessler.

What a fucking drama queen.

"Adam Sandler is a Adam Sessler. But he's about to find out that it's not so easy! This summer... Game Journo"