NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[Astral Rag]

The Crew will be available to media to begin their reviews when the game launches on December 2. There will be absolutely no embargo on any type of coverage once the game is available for sale. While we fully anticipate that you might see some reviews immediately at launch – largely built around the preview sessions we facilitated during the past months or the limited content of the closed and open betas – they won’t be based on optimal conditions or reflect the finished game.

http://blog.ubi.com/the-crew-road-tested/

 

[DramaticPopcorn]

It still is. As long as you can learn how to navigate through irrelelevant bullshit (like your posts)

 

[Castozor]

CoD and Metal Gear Solid are roleplaying games now? With their definition every game becomes a roleplaying game.

 

[garren]

That and many other lists have been copypasted a million times, many times the poster has just photoshopped the list with whatever he feels like, with cod i'd say that's just a troll list.

 

[JarlFrank]

That picture sucks because it specifically only focuses on story in games, which is one of the less important parts.

Gameplay trumps EVERYTHING else.

 

[LundB]

lol people taking a painfully obvious troll pic seriously.

Codex gonna Codex.

 

[Night Goat]

That picture sucks because subtlety is the key to good trolling. If you're going to make a list of RPGs to troll people with, putting Call of Duty on it kills the suspension of disbelief and ruins the whole thing.

 

[Perkel]

It still is. As long as you can learn how to navigate through irrelelevant bullshit (like your posts)

Last time I checked you were one of the people brofisting my posts, now look how ironic. God a tad hurt in the butt, bro? Just because your shitty gaming forum took a sharp turn to gamefaqs tier alley and blatantly doesn't deliver as it used to? This place was great before retards jumped in and helped turn it into parodyland. The Codex is now the tumblr's feminists of the gaming websites.

On scale from 1 to 10 how oppressed you are ?

Spoiler

 

[Stereotypical Villain]

Adolf Hitler / 10

 

[Infinitron]

It still is. As long as you can learn how to navigate through irrelelevant bullshit (like your posts)

Last time I checked you were one of the people brofisting my posts, now look how ironic. God a tad hurt in the butt, bro? Just because your shitty gaming forum took a sharp turn to gamefaqs tier alley and blatantly doesn't deliver as it used to? This place was great before retards jumped in and helped turn it into parodyland. The Codex is now the tumblr's feminists of the gaming websites.

The "Codex is going down the toilet" thread is over there, sir

 

[Clockwork Knight]

one poster in a site with a million users said something stupid. FUCK THAT SITE

Being on the edgy side of the fence the Codex has the unfortunate tendency to look like the perfect home for rejects that were kicked out of other forums/boards for being insufferable faggots, but it also attracts the people who were chased out for not fellating every game that comes out as the new Citizen Kane 10/10 GOTY. I guess the mature thing to do would be to go full SCO and ignore everyone on the first group, but that's boring.

 

[Jaesun]

They don't even have the Codex Trilogy™ in the Codex Section.

 

[SuicideBunny]

bloodlines with its mostly linear plot that features several chokepoints and always culminates in a minor variance of the same scene, just like pst, is god tier, but toee which while overall less reactive but also more freeform and more diverse endings is on the shittiest plot tier? neverwinter nights on the highest degree of plot reactivity tier? what the fuck am i reading?

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Prisoner of Ice / 10

 

[Night Goat]

Don't encourage him.

 

[Average Manatee]

DA:I Ad disguised as a list, nice try.

then it would have dai closer to the top, not on place 19 where hardly anyone will ever see it, since most people don't bother with so much text anyways.

The list is "in no particular order", and from the point of advertising you want to end the list with the product being sold, not begin it (which most will have forgotten by the time they reach the end).

Nah, it's clearly an ad.

 

[Spectacle]

That picture sucks because subtlety is the key to good trolling. If you're going to make a list of RPGs to troll people with, putting Call of Duty on it kills the suspension of disbelief and ruins the whole thing.

On the other hand, without cod the list would be indistinguishable from any number of sincere best RPG lists. You can't be too subtle while trolling, or nobody will care enough to take the bait.

 

[Astral Rag]

 

[Astral Rag]

www.eurogamer.net/articles/2014-12-03-tomb-raider-2-is-out-now-on-ios

 

[Astral Rag]

The Crew will be available to media to begin their reviews when the game launches on December 2. There will be absolutely no embargo on any type of coverage once the game is available for sale. While we fully anticipate that you might see some reviews immediately at launch – largely built around the preview sessions we facilitated during the past months or the limited content of the closed and open betas – they won’t be based on optimal conditions or reflect the finished game.

http://blog.ubi.com/the-crew-road-tested/

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2014-12-03-the-crew-is-broken-but-packed-with-potential

 

[Cyberarmy]

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2014-12-03-the-crew-is-broken-but-packed-with-potential

From the comments;

"I also laughed last night when I found there was a day one patch to allow you to join crews. That's right, they had to patch crews into a game called The Crew."

 

[DramaticPopcorn]

It still is. As long as you can learn how to navigate through irrelelevant bullshit (like your posts)

Last time I checked you were one of the people brofisting my posts, now look how ironic.

No. my brofists are ironic.
Now you know

 

[Caim]

http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2014-12-03-the-crew-is-broken-but-packed-with-potential

"Hey, the main character looks like Gordon Freeman from Half-Life so in a way you have one cool thing."

That amused me way more than it should.

 

[LundB]

http://radiatoryang.itch.io/hurt-me-plenty

Thought it would be Doom-related given the name.

It isn't.

 

[pippin]

It must be a real pain in the butt to play a real time game on a mobile device. That platform could be perfect for low budget tb or adventure games, but our market is already too fucked up for that, it seems