NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[CreamyBlood]

New frontiers in Early Access shadiness - releasing $20 "completely finished" non-Early Access DLC for Early Access base game: http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2...ly-access-games-completely-finished-expansion

And look at those reviews: http://store.steampowered.com/app/346110/

I thought we already hit the latest frontier with doing a full release for and charging full price for an Early Access title when No Man's Sky came out?

Except that Ark was already more of a game over a year ago than most modern AAA titles and possibly most of what shit you play that doesn't interest me. The devs have been cranking it out so fast that most people can't keep up with the new content. After over 1100 hours into it, tossing them $20 bucks for a surprise, full-fledged expansion isn't a problem for me although I suspect you don't remember what those things were in the first place.

I think it's a great game and keeps getting better. I suppose my tastes are different from yours, but yeah, forty bucks, grande total so far.

 

[MediantSamuel]

Fuck, I'm still mad about Fallout 3.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

At least it's well proportioned.

Fix

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

http://store.steampowered.com/app/529000/

 

[Unkillable Cat]

I'm testing an old computer to see if it works, and how many of the included games still work today.

While I have no experience with these computers, I'm fortunate enough to have the manual with me, which opens on these words:

Welcome to the world of tomorrow. You have just made a purchase that will reward you for a long time to come. The SVI-328(MKII) Personal Computer that you have purchased will open the doors to the future both today and in the future. The SPECTRAVIDEO family of personal computers contain features that will allow you to take full advantage of all current computing technology and will also allow you to expand your horizons as new technology evolves.

The SVI-328(MKII) is the tool that will allow you to deal with the computer revolution of the 1980's and this is the manual for the operation of this tool.

Again, welcome to tomorrow. Make it what you want it to be with your SVI-218(MKII). Just keep one thought in mind as you progress on your journey: "A Computer is only as smart as you make it. Without you, it's only a rather complex bunch of wires, chips, metal and plastic. You are the most important component of your new computer system!"

That last quote should have been made into a law or something, because computers today are quite capable of ruining your day without your input.

 

[Gerrard]

https://www.rt.com/viral/359668-virtual-reality-groping-game-show/

Reuters, RT.com and Japantoday report that gamers were banned for touching a VR demo because it was meant to be "family friendly." In reality, they were invited to touch her, the mannequin broke, and was only available on business days, meaning no average Joe gamers got to touch it.

 

[CthuluIsSpy]

http://store.steampowered.com/app/529000/

The asian chick is hot. Everyone else...eh.

 

[Caim]

https://www.rt.com/viral/359668-virtual-reality-groping-game-show/

Reuters, RT.com and Japantoday report that gamers were banned for touching a VR demo because it was meant to be "family friendly." In reality, they were invited to touch her, the mannequin broke, and was only available on business days, meaning no average Joe gamers got to touch it.

Looks like we need some heavy duty groping bots, then.

 

[pippin]

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Neat.

Hearing the Menu theme from Hired Guns (PC) again for the first time in 20 years was a nice bonus moment of nostalgia.

 

[Fenix]

Oh, and unforgettable characters?

The ones I remeber about were VAMPIRES!

 

[Gerrard]

E: for some reason he deleted the other clip, well fuck him

 

[GrainWetski]

Big ol' Butt and Titties: The Game

http://steamcommunity.com/app/530890

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

 

[lightbane]

http://store.steampowered.com/app/496680/

SweatShop is a incremental game where you're the owner of a sweatshop, you have to hire more staff to work for you and sell products to gain more money. Buy many different upgrades for your workers and make even more money than before.

Are indie games going too far?

 

[Baron Dupek]

http://store.steampowered.com/app/496680/

SweatShop is a incremental game where you're the owner of a sweatshop, you have to hire more staff to work for you and sell products to gain more money. Buy many different upgrades for your workers and make even more money than before.

Are indie games going too far?

Cart Life did better job and it was DRMfree and free.
edit: damn, developer gave me negative brofist. Foul creatures.

 

[TheHeroOfTime]

 

[G.O.D]

Courtesy of EncyclopæDramatica

 

[Darth Roxor]

Speaking of Bethesda, Jeremy Soule getting jewed

https://www.facebook.com/OfficialJeremySoule/posts/1168557836565405

 

[pippin]

Little faggot thinks he own his work

 

[Baron Dupek]

 

[pippin]

get PILLS against my orders

 

[racofer]

Speaking of Bethesda, Jeremy Soule getting jewed

https://www.facebook.com/OfficialJeremySoule/posts/1168557836565405

 

[Gerrard]

Skyrim took years for me to compose

It took him years to compose the same generic stuff he's been making for the past 10 years? What?

 

[pippin]

I think he should be complaining about ownership instead of "I had to work to do my work". However, this is nothing new in any creative industry.