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Discussion in 'General Gaming' started by Jaesun, Mar 15, 2011.

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    What about a cheat code that makes it into a good game?

    Looks like I made a lot of coomers mad. Your game is shit, deal with it.
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    Codex 2012 Codex 2013 Serpent in the Staglands Codex USB, 2014
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    Codex 2016 - The Age of Grimoire Make the Codex Great Again! Grab the Codex by the pussy Bubbles In Memoria
     
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    Remember Black Stone? It seems a few other oldfags do, and made a spiritual successor with QoL improvements, although it seems a bit bugged with the "need food" message. Worse, it looks and sounds horrible with the bloody retro-faux graphics, which is a shame because the enemy variety, weapon variety, and nice touches are there.



    The protagonist's face looks more like a simp than someone who does hard work in a spaceship.
     
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    Shadorwun: Hong Kong Divinity: Original Sin 2 Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire Pathfinder: Kingmaker
     
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    This is more of a spiritual successor to Xenomorph than Blake Stone. Thanks very much! :D
     
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    Codex 2014 Make the Codex Great Again! Grab the Codex by the pussy


    Seven times Tetris World Champion "Boom! Tetris for Jonas!" Neubauer has died.

    For those wanting context, this video may provide it:



    (Boom! Covid for Jonas?)
     
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    Shadorwun: Hong Kong Divinity: Original Sin 2 Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire Pathfinder: Kingmaker
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    Don't understand a thing but still

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    Having just finished Blake Stone myself, this feels odd to see. Well, the in-game sprites don't look too bad, more Catacomb than Blake Stone, but not bad. But yeah, the NES-style sounds combined with the literal MS Paint title screen aren't doing it any favors. Blake Stone had more than its fair share of failings, but I think this "Blake Stone but as a survival horror game could be interesting".
     
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    Came across this in youtube:
     
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    Those few Codexers that (admit) having a Switch might enjoy this. Someone has watched too many Godzilla movies.

     
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    Or, you know

     
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    Mario wouldn't say "so long gay bowser" to THAT guy
     
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    You can be sure that Baldur's Gate is a a real classic when litterature such as this comes out 23 years after the release.
     
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    Wow that's a side of Larian I didn't expect.
     
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    Is the GTA6 female character gonna look like that aside from tattoos? No way will SJWs find that acceptable. First, see has boobs, is fit, showing skin, and worse of all she is WHITE.

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