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[Astral Rag]

 

[Grimlorn]

Games for the Dean Takeshis of the world.

 

[Infinitron]

Brutal Quake: http://www.moddb.com/mods/qore

This mod for Darkplaces (https://icculus.org/twilight/darkplaces/download.html) aims to quench even the last drop of blood/acid/unholy liquid out of the foes and monsters that want to invade earth through the slipgates. Help the Ranger once again on his jolly journey through the 4 realms of Quake - but now with a spicey and sprinkling touch of red to the most famous 256 colour palette of game history.

This gore mod aims to show it all: Decapitation, fleshwounds, general dismemberment, new combat abilities for the Ranger. But mostly Blood, guts, bits and pieces. Have a look at the video.

http://www.moddb.com/mods/qore/videos/qore-v-04-vid

 

[T. Reich]

Brutal Quake: http://www.moddb.com/mods/qore

This mod for Darkplaces (https://icculus.org/twilight/darkplaces/download.html) aims to quench even the last drop of blood/acid/unholy liquid out of the foes and monsters that want to invade earth through the slipgates. Help the Ranger once again on his jolly journey through the 4 realms of Quake - but now with a spicey and sprinkling touch of red to the most famous 256 colour palette of game history.

This gore mod aims to show it all: Decapitation, fleshwounds, general dismemberment, new combat abilities for the Ranger. But mostly Blood, guts, bits and pieces. Have a look at the video.

http://www.moddb.com/mods/qore/videos/qore-v-04-vid

So, basically, they turned Q1 into Q2.
What a waste.

 

[Night Goat]

 

[Siveon]

"Nothing really ruins a game like motion blur"

 

[Siveon]

 

[Tehdagah]

Did he really imply that Mario 64 has good camera placement but Mario 3D World doesn't?

 

[markec]

 

[LESS T_T]

From the prestigious developer of Vaping Simulator and Pill Cosbi, a not-Pickle-Rick-don't-sue-us-Adult-Swim action game Pickle Ricc:

 

[kintake]

Just looks like a poor man's Skyrim mod.

 

[Lahey]

Tripleposting like a supreme faggot then i'm done with this shit.

1/3

 

[Lahey]

2/3

Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwzzVdbrz20&list=PLMj7raxM5vDMX2caUvPDZuHIWHk_I3bbu

 

[Lahey]

3/3

 

[markec]

http://www.siliconera.com/2017/10/1...engard-nier-sequels-well-adult-video-someday/

Yoko Taro Wants To Make Drakengard And NieR Sequels As Well As An Adult Video Someday

Yoko Taro previously said he’d do NieR remake or just about anything if he gets money for it, and he reiterated that he’d also do a Drakengard sequel as well if given the funds during the SEA Summit held in Singapore on October 12-13.


Here are some highlights from the Q&A session as reported by Famitsu:



Q: Yoko Taro-san, have you ever thought about making a movie based on a game?

Yoko Taro: I’ve thought about it before, but it would require money, so first and foremost I’d like to find someone with money.



Q: What about the next Drakengard title?

Yoko Taro: I believe this one goes to the Square Enix producer who is over there, if the producer says he’ll give me money then I’ll make it anytime.



Q: What if you were to make the next NieR title?

Yoko Taro: I think I’d imagine a NieR: Automata sequel that everyone is thinking about, then make something that is not that. I’m going to ruin it, is what I’m thinking.



Q: Yoko Taro-san, you’ve touched up on video games, novels, and stage plays, so what form of media would you like to work on next?

Yoko Taro: I think this may be off-putting, but I’d like to make an adult video. I think of it as something I’d like to at least make once in my lifetime.



Q: You talked about the importance of marketing research, so does that mean you had to look into all kinds of countries?

Yoko Taro: This is about the previous title, but I was told that “machos are well-received” in foreign countries, especially in America. However, the game didn’t sell at all. Fans told me “I like macho, but that’s not what I look for in Square Enix games.” That previous title sold so-so in Japan, so we made NieR: Automata with the concept of let’s at least have it sell in Japan. So to be honest, I haven’t studied foreign markets at all. In the end it was a hit, and we have no idea how it sold so well. However, that makes the story I told today completely meaningless.

 

[markec]

 

[G.O.D]

3/3

Always thought this stuff was hilarious. Too bad this hasn't spread to the dex yet.

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

The annual Citizen Kane of Gaming award A.D. 2017 goes to :

 

[markec]

 

[Lahey]

Too bad this hasn't spread to the dex yet.

Deus vult!

It already has though:

 

[Infinitron]

Unkillable Cat Relevant to your interests I guess.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polybius_(urban_legend)

 

[pippin]

 

[G.O.D]

Too bad this hasn't spread to the dex yet.

Deus vult!

It already has though:

^That's great XD

What we need is Codex Got Talent™

1. Trademark
2. Shill, pander and exploit
3. ???
4. Profit

Sounds like effort though, and don't know if the Codex is ready for this.
It does sound like a fun community activity.
Coming to a thread near you in 2018 (maybe?)

 

[Infinitron]

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Commenters didn't take long to identify the arcade reseller he's at.

At the very least it makes for fun viewing.