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[Jigawatt]

but here’s your confirmation: terrorists are sometimes also software pirates.

Correct conclusion is surely: software pirates are sometimes also terrorists.

 

[ColonelTeacup]

Van Van Damme has to be the hottest frenchman in existence.

He's Belgian.

It's also a well known fact that I'm the hottest frenchman in existence.

Citation needed.

 

[taxalot]

Any woman interested is free to private message me.
I am certain we can work something out.

 

[Astral Rag]

Bin Laden or somebody in that compund had some taste indeed:
...

 

[adrix89]

Further proof that Bush did 9/11.

 

[Drax]

Damn, OBL was fucking monocled.

 

[TheHeroOfTime]

 

[catfood]

 

[Tehdagah]

Muh immersion

 

[markec]

 

[I'm Big Into Anal]

Press [F] to Watch

 

[Infinitron]

 

[Drax]

If, for some reason, I end up being hanged, I hope to have the will of strength to go like Saddam, talking shit to everyone until the last moment.

 

[TheHeroOfTime]

Today, the CIA publically released nearly a half-million files recovered from Bin Laden’s hard drive. That includes Al-Qaeda correspondence, video files, propaganda, draft materials, and Bin Laden’s personal journal. It also includes loads of copyrighted materials, including films ranging from Antz to Resident Evil, loads of videogames, and a substantial collection of anime. Even Final Fantasy VII makes an appearence, with evidence of sequel movie Advent Children having been watched.

It seems Bin Laden - or whoever else used his computer - was a connoisseur of emulated DS titles, judging by the ".sav" entries populating his file index. Those naturally include standbys like New Super Mario Bros and Animal Crossing: Wild World. His tastes also ran alongside the otaku, with plenty of Naruto, Bleach, and Dragon Ball games in the list, on top of the complete Devil May Cry anime series.

Not everything originated from Japan, though. There are also PC games like casual ball-shooting puzzler Zuma, as well as a torrent for plastic soldier RTS Army Men 2. It probably shouldn’t come as a surprise that Bin Laden was gathering his games illegally, but here’s your confirmation: terrorists are sometimes also software pirates.

:terrorist:

Zuma. The man had taste. The sequel sucked though.

I want to see his village in Animal crossing: Wild world from DS.

 

[ERYFKRAD]

Haha the guy was a weeaboo? He deserved a headshot, preferably several.

 

[HansDampf]

 

[Jaedar]

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

 

[TheHeroOfTime]

 

[Hoaxmetal]

 

[Mr. Pink]

 

[Jaesun]

Let's all take a moment to look back on the 2014 Codex GOTY:

OMG!! Added to my wishlist! Thanks!!

 

[Infinitron]

Words of wisdom from former Obsidianite Nathaniel Chapman:

Incidentally this is also how to become a good Codex poster.

 

[KazikluBey]

Lurk moar? I must be a great shit poster soon.

 

[Lord Romulus]

I don't understand, why would you pursue a career in game design if you have no interest in playing games? This isn't like being a doctor or lawyer where it's a high paying, prestigious job that parents want their kids to get. Are there people retarded enough to pay money to study game design, only to sit quietly in class when their classmates asked them if they played the latest Ass Creed or CoD, only to reply autistically with "I don't play video games"?