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[Infinitron]

Stoned Mario: http://jellymar.io/

Make sure to try to get killed.

 

[Irata]

If Blizzard didn't let the dude go the gaming "press" would be shouting that Blizzard employs child molesters. That brings up the risk that some real news outlet might pick the story up to show how evil videogames are and then investors get panicky.
If he knew she was 15 then he was a moron so I don't feel sorry for him regardless (didn't read the texts).

 

[ColonelTeacup]

Well, Romero is opening a gaming museum and Blakemore is a living fossil, so maybe there's reason for them to collaborate?

Did Romero finally accept he can't make a good game without Carmack and the rest of the original Doom squad carrying his ass?

 

[Clockwork Knight]

 

[Curious_Tongue]

Stoned Mario: http://jellymar.io/

Make sure to try to get killed.

Can't headbutt anything.

 

[T. Reich]

Stoned Mario: http://jellymar.io/

Make sure to try to get killed.

Instructions unclear, head got stuck in a floor.

 

[Dayyālu]

Pliz do not lewd the Sisterhood they're pure

RK's choice in symbolism is something


Playing DoW with Codexers ought to be an interesting experience

 

[Fedora Master]

E-SPERGS DRAMA!!!

There was a time when 15 year old kiddies, regardless of gender, were made fun of until they left the game.

 

[unfairlight]

Woah, AGEIST much biggot? I will let you know that love is love and NAMBLA are heroes of this generation.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Stoned Mario: http://jellymar.io/

Make sure to try to get killed.

Reached end, sexually molested a toadstool.

10/10 GOTY

 

[LESS T_T]

http://www.feralinteractive.com/en/news/862/

Introducing GameMode, a performance-focussed system tool for Linux

Feral has today released GameMode, an Open Source tool that helps Linux users to get the best performance out of their games.

GameMode instructs your CPU to automatically run in Performance Mode when playing games. The first Feral release to integrate the tool is Rise of the Tomb Raider, an incredible action-adventure coming to Linux this month.

GameMode is available now from GitHub.

 

[unfairlight]

Feral does good work for Linux gaming and have for a long time, cool shit.

 

[Unkillable Cat]

Interesting, "Quadralien" is "Mission: Omega" squared.

Something for me to check out.

Mission Omega also had a better main tune (though sadly I could only find a remix):

 

[Unkillable Cat]

FatBot Games, makers of grid-based dungeon crawler Vaporum, released this tribute video today:

 

[felipepepe]

No Kobolds? 2/10

But seriously, that looks really cool. Kudos to them.

 

[unfairlight]

oasis789
What game is this from? I heard they are making a new SC and I'm a huge fan of the series.

 

[Infinitron]

oasis789
What game is this from? I heard they are making a new SC and I'm a huge fan of the series.

https://www.eurogamer.net/articles/...realises-hes-the-last-stealth-video-game-hero

When Sam Fisher realises he's the last stealth video game hero
"Then it's only me…"

Once upon a time, Sam Fisher and Solid Snake were top of the gaming tree, stealth operatives in their prime. Times change, of course. Fisher hasn't starred in a Splinter Cell game since 2013's Blacklist, and the future of the Metal Gear Solid series looks uncertain after series creator Hideo Kojima left Konami to go it alone.

Fisher, though, is back, in cameo form only as part of Ghost Recon Wildland's new Splinter Cell-themed mission. There are a few reasons why this is exciting: Fisher is once again voiced by the wonderfully gravelly Michael Ironside after Eric Johnson assumed the role in Blacklist, and Fisher himself is depicted as an older man who's "clocked some miles" since we've last seen him.

And it's via a new cutscene that we get a cool nod to the Metal Gear series from Sam Fisher himself.

THERE MAY BE SPOILERS AHEAD.

In the cutscene below, Fisher says "I've heard they don't make them like me anymore" before he references an "army infiltration" operative who wore a bandana - a clear nod to Snake. Fisher is then told this person retired, which is a nod to Snake's fate in Metal Gear Solid 5 and, perhaps, Kojima's exit from Konami.

Fisher seems stunned by the realisation he is the last stealth video game hero.

"Then it's only me..." he utters.

 

[unfairlight]

Oh man, that's depressing. It's a shame stealth action went out of style. I hope that new SC game that Ubisoft are allegedly making will be good.

 

[CptMace]

Looks like 47 is out of shape too

Spoiler

 

[Cyberarmy]

Michael Ironside

 

[Tehdagah]

Splinter Cell was always better.

Oh man, that's depressing. It's a shame stealth action went out of style. I hope that new SC game that Ubisoft are allegedly making will be good.

I miss Syphon Filter.

 

[unfairlight]

I played Syphon Filter on PSP. Sick games.

 

[Max Stats]

Looks like 47 is out of shape too

Spoiler

Spoiler

 

[v1rus]

Looks like 47 is out of shape too

Spoiler

Thats... Thats a local politician, and a mayor of medium sized city, who goes by the nickname "Palm Tree". Really interesting fella. People like to quote the time he expressed his admiration at the art of local turbo-folk pop diva (war profiteers wife, ofc, this is Serbia after all), pointing out he knows whats he's talking about, since every classical musician performed for him, except for Beethoven and Chopin, cause he was a baby back then.

I find that entry level, preferring advanced stuff like this -
For context, thats him, on reception for Karate sport event winners from his city.

I hope I shouldnt mention he's been part of the ruling coalition for like, 20 years now?

 

[Delterius]

Looks like 47 is out of shape too

Spoiler

Snake was never the same either.

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