NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[pOcHa]

I cried when I saw it in the Secret Level episode <3

when you want to slap people through the screen - for their own good

 

[Gilius Thunderhead]

 

[markec]

 

[Jaedar]

My main takeaway from this video was "fkn hell UT had so many cool maps".

 

[Rövtomte]

Can apophis just fucking strike us down in 2029 already

 

[Necrensha]

Good news, everyone!

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]

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[Dark Souls II]

 

[Necrensha]

Somehow I don't believe that agents would care about TempleOS.

 

[Infinitron]

Good news, everyone!

I suspect this is less about "based gamers rejecting decline" than it is about millions of people logging in to Steam to continue playing a handful of long-running multiplayer live service titles.

 

[JarlFrank]

LMAO this guy got filtered hard

>uses standard classes instead of making his own (my first Elder Scrolls game was Morrowind and when the character creation allowed me to make my own custom class, I did that, not once did I play a standard class... didn't even have a manual yet I managed to make a decent custom class! Meanwhile this guy loses several characters because default classes suck and doesn't even realize making a custom class is a thing... in Daggerfall, where custom classmaking is the best thing)
>says "No" when offered a main quest, then panics when he can't talk to the NPC again and realizes he just permanently rejected the main quest - he thought it would be like Skyrim where you can say no at first then come back and say yes anyway lol
>wants to reload a previous save game but goes into the save menu instead of the load menu, then when the "Are you sure you want to overwrite your save?" confirmation pops up he clicks yes and only then realizes he just overwrote his save

Yeah I don't think his problems with Daggerfall are the game's fault

 

[NecroLord]

My main takeaway from this video was "fkn hell UT had so many cool maps".

Facing Worlds is not even the best CTF map, though it is still great in its beautiful simplicity.
My favorite is Darji16.

 

[Darth Roxor]

LMAO this guy got filtered hard

Well, it's always amusing to watch people suck this hard, but let's not pretend Daggerfall is easy to get into. Or rather, easy to play around for more than 3 hours of dicking around in the clothing shops.

Still, what I find the most perplexing is how the guy actually gets pretty far in the main quest, and despite getting increasingly more wrecked by increasingly stronger enemies, he never gets the neuron activation necessary to realise that maybe he should not keep trying that until he gets adequate gear and stats. Getting one-hit-killed by a zombie should have triggered the first lightbulb, but okay, let's assume he can just kite it to death or something. But then seeing that his weapon is ineffective against the succubus? How is THAT not a blatant way for the game to tell you that you shouldn't be here, because you're too weak? Especially if it's a combo of "WTF my weapon is ineffective" + "wow we're going to have to savescum this dungeon". Is using your brain to draw logical conclusions really this hard to come by nowadays?

 

[Heroic Liberator]

 

[NecroLord]

LMAO this guy got filtered hard

Well, it's always amusing to watch people suck this hard, but let's not pretend Daggerfall is easy to get into. Or rather, easy to play around for more than 3 hours of dicking around in the clothing shops.

Still, what I find the most perplexing is how the guy actually gets pretty far in the main quest, and despite getting increasingly more wrecked by increasingly stronger enemies, he never gets the neuron activation necessary to realise that maybe he should not keep trying that until he gets adequate gear and stats. Getting one-hit-killed by a zombie should have triggered the first lightbulb, but okay, let's assume he can just kite it to death or something. But then seeing that his weapon is ineffective against the succubus? How is THAT not a blatant way for the game to tell you that you shouldn't be here, because you're too weak? Especially if it's a combo of "WTF my weapon is ineffective" + "wow we're going to have to savescum this dungeon". Is using your brain to draw logical conclusions really this hard to come by nowadays?

Not being used to being kicked around like a stray dog, as was the case with oldschool games.
You learned by failing and trying harder.
Besides, does he even know that there's magic in the game?
What kind of useless character has he made?

 

[JarlFrank]

Towards the end he mentions that Morrowind never really clicked with him either when he played it.

Seems to be a zoomer irredeemably damaged by modern game design. Sad!

 

[Hag]

 

[Average Manatee]

LMAO this guy got filtered hard

Well, it's always amusing to watch people suck this hard, but let's not pretend Daggerfall is easy to get into. Or rather, easy to play around for more than 3 hours of dicking around in the clothing shops.

Still, what I find the most perplexing is how the guy actually gets pretty far in the main quest, and despite getting increasingly more wrecked by increasingly stronger enemies, he never gets the neuron activation necessary to realise that maybe he should not keep trying that until he gets adequate gear and stats. Getting one-hit-killed by a zombie should have triggered the first lightbulb, but okay, let's assume he can just kite it to death or something. But then seeing that his weapon is ineffective against the succubus? How is THAT not a blatant way for the game to tell you that you shouldn't be here, because you're too weak? Especially if it's a combo of "WTF my weapon is ineffective" + "wow we're going to have to savescum this dungeon". Is using your brain to draw logical conclusions really this hard to come by nowadays?

Daggerfall definitely have problems in character creation (premade classes are all somewhere between underpowered and nigh impossible to play), and quests (ending the main quest by saying no once, or delaying to do certain tasks), but the rest is all a skill issue.

 

[JarlFrank]

>say no to main quest
>it actually means no

Looks like that's a consequence of your action.

 

[JarlFrank]

>Skyrim player

Yeah that explains it

 

[NecroLord]

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>Skyrim player

Yeah that explains it

Milk drinker.

 

[The Nameless One]

Modern UI be like...

Not bad at all.

 

[Ninja Destroyer]

 

[ds]

 

[Taka-Haradin puolipeikko]