NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[JarlFrank]

You might want to apply for membership with NAMBLA, Jarl. I hear they have similar tastes.

Do they have chicks covered in blood, preferably their own?

 

[Jasede]

No matter how weird a person you are, you'll always find weirder people on the Codex...

 

[Kotario]

I'm curious Jarl, after Bridget, what do you think about Poison?

 

[Admiral Rimjob POOBUM]

Bridget crashed my sexuality.

 

[Anaglyph]

 

[Ahzaruuk]

What the hell are traps?

 

[Jasede]

trap 1 (trap) n.
1. A contrivance for catching and holding animals, as a concealed pit or a clamplike device that springs shut suddenly.
2. A stratagem for catching or tricking an unwary person.
3. A confining or undesirable circumstance from which escape or relief is difficult: fell into poverty's trap.
4. A device for sealing a passage against the escape of gases, especially a U-shaped or S-shaped bend in a drainpipe that prevents the return flow of sewer gas by means of a water barrier.
5. Sports
a. A device that hurls clay pigeons into the air in trapshooting.
b. A land hazard or bunker on a golf course; a sand trap.
c. traps A measured length of roadway over which electronic timers register the speed of a racing vehicle, such as a dragster.
6. Baseball; See web.
7. Sports
a. A defensive strategy or play, as in basketball or hockey, in which two or more defenders converge on an offensive player shortly after the player gains possession of the ball or puck.
b. The act of trapping a soccer ball.
8. Football A running play in which the ball carrier advances through a hole in the defensive line created by allowing a defensive lineman to penetrate the backfield.
9. A light two-wheeled carriage with springs.
10. A trapdoor.
11. Music; Percussion instruments, such as snare drums and cymbals, especially in a jazz band.
12. Slang; The human mouth.

 

[Anaglyph]

What the hell are traps?

See picture of Bridget on previous page. Notice Bridget looks like a cute girl. Notice comment revealing that he's in fact a boy. See motivational poster. Hot Asian girl in said motivational poster is actually a hot Asian boy (actually there's some doubt about that, I believe, but it's not really relevant here). Read the definition of the word "trap" that Jasede posted. Now string it all together and what do you get?

 

[Solomon Doone]

What the hell are traps?

See picture of Bridget on previous page. Notice Bridget looks like a cute girl. Notice comment revealing that he's in fact a boy. See motivational poster. Hot Asian girl in said motivational poster is actually a hot Asian boy (actually there's some doubt about that, I believe, but it's not really relevant here). Read the definition of the word "trap" that Jasede posted. Now string it all together and what do you get?

This small piece of evidence finally confirms that there are indeed no women on the internet.

 

[Fez]

The best you can hope for is that if you ever go to prison you'll be sharing your cell with trap like that rather than Big Bubba. Remember it doesn't count if you are just prison gay.

 

[Solomon Doone]

The best you can hope for is that if you ever go to prison you'll be sharing your cell with trap like that rather than Big Bubba. Remember it doesn't count if you are just prison gay.

Even worse... http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1175444219141.jpg

 

[Fez]

I'm not sure if seeing a banner advert for 4chan is even worse than prison rape.

 

[Nicolai]

Any way you could upload Angel Stomp Future and Hunting Party or at the very least, direct me to a site where I could read the rest?

Here's The Hunting Party, find the other stuff yourself. Where? Many of the larger torrent sites (I use Demonoid and Z-Cult FM) have comic sections, and Direct Connect (ApexDC++ is a pretty decent client) has a quite a few comic hubs*.

*I'm usually online as GobbleTrouble in the decent ones. Drop me a line if you see me surfing the data stream.

 

[Ahzaruuk]

What the hell are traps?

See picture of Bridget on previous page. Notice Bridget looks like a cute girl. Notice comment revealing that he's in fact a boy. See motivational poster. Hot Asian girl in said motivational poster is actually a hot Asian boy (actually there's some doubt about that, I believe, but it's not really relevant here). Read the definition of the word "trap" that Jasede posted. Now string it all together and what do you get?

Lemme see if I have it... Traps are guys who look like hot girls and are designed to get guys to jack off to them?

 

[Jasede]

It's hopeless.

 

[Fez]

Let him find out the hard way.

 

[Cthulhugoat]

You see, there is this boy. You actually don't know he's a boy, he looks quite feminine. You get a hard-on, and have hot dreams with "her". Later you discover that "she" is he!

Then you chop your dick off out of shame. Is it that hard?

 

[Fez]

It'll be all the worse if he only discovers it while between the sheets.

 

[Sovy Kurosei]

It'll be all the worse if he only discovers it while between the sheets.

I'd think it would be pretty funny.

 

[Fez]

Depends on who comes out on top too.

 

[A_Leftist_Pig?]

I'll expose what a tarp is and how to tarp pplz if you do not get the hell out of my thread!! Plus I'll try to get you that Jesus you want.

 

[Fez]

I'll expose what a tarp is and how to tarp pplz if you do not get the hell out of my thread!! Plus I'll try to get you that Jesus you want.

 

[A_Leftist_Pig?]

GODUDAMNEDBE!!!!!!111111 Fool.

 

[A_Leftist_Pig?]

-Feels as he has killed this thread-


I'm sorry for ruining the best thread ever! Won't happen again, please forgive me.

 

[OccupatedVoid]

Come on page 100...