NSFW Best Thread Ever [No SJW-related posts allowed]

[DalekFlay]

To be fair I haven't even heard of half of those on the PC list, let alone care about them. Still, damn impressive stuff.

I don't care about any of the console exclusives. Like literally not one of them would even tempt me.

Red Dead Redemption though...

 

[Toffeli]

That's a little exaggeration. Many of those game have been released a couple of months ago.

 

[evdk]

Also there's going to be tons of shit shovelware titles exclusive to each console too.

 

[Zewp]

That's a little exaggeration. Many of those game have been released a couple of months ago.

As it says at the top, the list was compiled on 11 June.

 

[Kitako]

 

[Roguey]

Buckley finally has a stopped clock moment. After making so many comics, one of them was bound to be intentionally funny.

 

[Vaarna_Aarne]

That's a little exaggeration. Many of those game have been released a couple of months ago.

As it says at the top, the list was compiled on 11 June.

I'd have just put East vs West on the list and stopped there. Really, there's something to be said for quality over quantity and all that.

But honestly, the whole exclusive craze started to feel more than a little retarded ever since last gen of consoles. I mean, back in 16-bit and 8-bit exclusive was actually thing, around PS2 majority of games were multiplat, and by this point everyone knows you either need someone to fork up the money+profit for the entire development cycle if they want something like an AAA dollar black hole as an exclusive. Nowadays I'm actually surprised when I hear someone say the word "exclusive" in hypespeak, it's become something of a curio or a relic of the industry's earlier days.

I'm rambling. Point is, it's all stupid shit that doesn't even mean anything anymore. I'd rather just have good games.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

Sooooo, Elder Scrolls Online...what about it?

 

[kazgar]

That's some glorious aspie butthurt.

 

[Cassidy]

Why are always the blandest, most dull, banal, shit, boring, and undeserving settings the ones that get such kind of over-analyzing and trying too hard to find depth in a puddle? It is like witnessing the "intellectual" side of dumbfucks.

 

[RK47]

W..will there be a Codex Guild?

 

[Zewp]

I'd have just put East vs West on the list and stopped there. Really, there's something to be said for quality over quantity and all that.

But honestly, the whole exclusive craze started to feel more than a little retarded ever since last gen of consoles. I mean, back in 16-bit and 8-bit exclusive was actually thing, around PS2 majority of games were multiplat, and by this point everyone knows you either need someone to fork up the money+profit for the entire development cycle if they want something like an AAA dollar black hole as an exclusive. Nowadays I'm actually surprised when I hear someone say the word "exclusive" in hypespeak, it's become something of a curio or a relic of the industry's earlier days.

I'm rambling. Point is, it's all stupid shit that doesn't even mean anything anymore. I'd rather just have good games.

I think the image is being satirical of the whole exclusive thing, because often when you're discussing the merits of PC gaming some console fan will come in and go 'm-m-muh exclusives!'

That said, I don't disagree with you. The whole fight over exclusives is pretty dumb. Most console exclusives are shit anyway, and browsing through that PC list most games there are shit too.

 

[DalekFlay]

ESO's lore is irrelevant because anyone who gives a shit will treat it as non-canon, no matter what Bethesda's overlords say.

 

[Toffeli]

That's a little exaggeration. Many of those game have been released a couple of months ago.

As it says at the top, the list was compiled on 11 June.

Cannot into US dates.

 

[Spectacle]

ESO's lore is irrelevant because anyone who gives a shit will treat it as non-canon, no matter what Bethesda's overlords say.

Until the writers of TES VI are ordered to treat it as canon...

 

[DalekFlay]

ESO's lore is irrelevant because anyone who gives a shit will treat it as non-canon, no matter what Bethesda's overlords say.

Until the writers of TES VI are ordered to treat it as canon...

I'm assuming they set it 1,000 years earlier so the actual Bethesda, an entirely different dev team, could ignore it. I guess if it becomes really successful there might be pressure to change that, however. I obviously hope for the opposite.

 

[TheEntitledOne]

W..will there be a Codex Guild?

Onlly if loverslab mods are allowed.

 

[DraQ]

Sooooo, Elder Scrolls Online...what about it?

Good, good.
The more butthurt flows through everyone, the better.
Maybe this fucking abomination will fucking bomb as it fucking should.

 

[DraQ]

Why are always the blandest, most dull, banal, shit, boring, and undeserving settings

As opposed to?

 

[dnf]

Why are always the blandest, most dull, banal, shit, boring, and undeserving settings

As opposed to?

Planetscape

 

[Clockwork Knight]

IIRC the setting isn't as pussy-moistening as Torment makes it look.

 

[FeelTheRads]

IIRC the setting isn't as pussy-moistening as Torment makes it look.

It's actually better.

It's true that Torment avoided many of the retarded things that you can find in Planescape. And there are retarded things, especially in the bestiary, but really nothing truly awful.
However, Torment also misses a lot of what makes Planescape great.

 

[Baron Dupek]

Why are always the blandest, most dull, banal, shit, boring, and undeserving settings

As opposed to?

Planetscape Torunament

 

[DraQ]

Planescape is merely a self-conscious ultimate kitchensink with some philosophy taken to its logical conclusion. Very neat but nothing superawesum.

Bonus points for:

of course.

Why are always the blandest, most dull, banal, shit, boring, and undeserving settings

As opposed to?

Planetscape Torunament

 

[Delterius]

You have to remember, for many of these mouthbreathers Oblivion was their first 'RPG'.

Unfortunately, the HD Bloom God has turned them blind. Thus, no game has ever been as good as Oblivion because they can't see anything without blinding rays of light.