Bioware adds homo sex to mass effect 3

[Kitako]

Hoping to get in a collector edition a Gaider-shaped dildo

 

[DraQ]

Hoping to get in a collector edition a Gaider-shaped dildo

With authentic chesthair attached.

 

[I.C. Wiener]

Happy to confirm #ME3 supports wider options for love interests incl. same-sex for m&f chars, reactive to how you interact w/them in-game.

But is this unrealistic of some sort (apart from general quality of me series)? If we consider “whore” characters to be realistic touch in games, the same goes for different sex preferences. Btw... what 'bout Fallout 2...

It's unrealistic because by the time ME takes place scientists will have found a way to cure homosexuality

 

[Jasede]

85% Oblivion mods included really, I mean really perverted stuff. Hopefully they won't dissapoint target audience.

Oblivion "canine companion" mod

 

[CorpseZeb]

It's unrealistic because by the time ME takes place scientists will have found a way to cure homosexuality

Yeah... you are probably right. Same goes for atheism, liberalism, bike raiding and fishing.

Ps. Anyway, your idea would be an excellent story for the game, something like 1984'ish or Brave New World'ish.

 

[Multi-headed Cow]

 

[Hobo Elf]

My god.. It's beautiful!

This will be twice the RPG experience that Fable 3 was. Bioware truly are kings of RPGs.

 

[DraQ]

Predicted reaction of the animation team:

D:

 

[Admiral jimbob]

If that had been written by someone else as a pisstake post I'd say it was too blatant. Jesus.

 

[Havoc]

This... this is so BAD, it's fucking glorious! They're fucking their own game! I'm happy. They deserve to be canned.

 

[CorpseZeb]

That post of Jennifer B. can't be real. I'm sure its not real. Hey, Multi-headed Cow, sir, please give us a Link.

Ps. 'cause they can't be that stupid...

 

[Multi-headed Cow]

That post of Jennifer B. can't be real. I'm sure its not real. Hey, Multi-headed Cow, sir, please give us a Link.

Ps. 'cause they can't be that stupid...

Haven't got a link since I only saw the picture. 90% confident it's fake though. My initial reaction was to believe it too because Bioware is that god damn terrible.

 

[Freelance Henchman]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Clockwork Knight]

*grabs collar*

Don't ask, don't tell.

*punts Kaidan out of the Normandy*

 

[Brotherman Bill]

Wait.... No... You're trolling us... Right? This CAN'T be true. And if it is,

 

[Brotherman Bill]

I checked her profile, it doesn't say she's done any work with ME3, only DA2. Also says she's on maternity leave. I don't really think she's working on ME3.

 

[Jaesun]

FUCKING STOP DOING THIS SHIT BIOWARE!!!!!!!

 

[sgc_meltdown]

Jaesun don't be so homophobic

 

[commie]

You faggots! Where's my Chakwas romance you fuckers!

Catering to the prepubescent teens.

Catering to the alien fetishists.

Catering to the faggots.

BUT WHERE'S THE CATERING TO THE MILF LOVERS??


You get to bend over Garrus, Mordin and Wrex but can you tap Chakwas' sweet ass? CAN YOU??? FUCK NO!!!

 

[Hobo Elf]

You faggots! Where's my Chakwas romance you fuckers!

Catering to the prepubescent teens.

Catering to the alien fetishists.

Catering to the faggots.

BUT WHERE'S THE CATERING TO THE MILF LOVERS??


You get to bend over Garrus, Mordin and Wrex but can you tap Chakwas' sweet ass? CAN YOU??? FUCK NO!!!

Future DLC.

 

[Freelance Henchman]

Chakwas is a classy lady with her head and heart in the right places. Ergo, there's no way in hell they will ever make a romance for her. Just not GRIMDARK enough.

 

[Clockwork Knight]

The funny thing is that Chakwas is the most normal person in the crew. Says a lot about the devs that she's the one that's off-limits, really

edit: beaten by Picard_in_a_snazzy_purple_suit.jpg

 

[CorpseZeb]

Haven't got a link since I only saw the picture. 90% confident it's fake though. My initial reaction was to believe it too because Bioware is that god damn terrible.

Yeah, that was just too crazy disrespectful to both (or more) sexual preferences...

 

[commie]

I don't know...I saw an opening for real LUV there during that drinking session. Thought that Bio actually handled that intimacy with surprising understatement and class. Yes it was accidental and due to orders from above that 'grandma' was not to be fuckable, but still, they could have realised that it was this subtlety and slowburn that would make this the most satisfying of romances when eventually completed.

 

[sgc_meltdown]

I'm surprised there's no video of the miranda sex scene with the doctor's face model swapped in.