Bioware adds homo sex to mass effect 3

[Azalin]

GOTY 2012

 

[DraQ]

This makes absolutely no sense at all.

No longer can you safely pick the dialogue option to bro-fist your space bros, 'cuz that might actually lead to bro fisting bro.

 

[Commander Xbox]

FUCK FUCK FUCK


Bioware is a piece of shit company. When will these idiots learn catering to a deviant as fuck mutant forum (bioware social) will only result in shit game.

 

[CorpseZeb]

This makes absolutely no sense at all.

No longer can you safely pick the dialogue option to bro-fist your space bros, 'cuz that might actually lead to bro fisting bro.

Now, you know how to be like a female Shep... Why, as male, you find this... disturbing?

 

[Brotherman Bill]

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[Haba]

This makes absolutely no sense at all.

No longer can you safely pick the dialogue option to bro-fist your space bros, 'cuz that might actually lead to bro fisting bro.

Now, you know how to be like a female Shep... Why, as male, you find this... disturbing?

Proving my point, proving my point.

Can't bro-fist as femshep. Not safe. Xenos will try to fuck. Will try to fuck xenos.

 

[CorpseZeb]

Proving my point, proving my point.

... which is valid point since Cinderella and noone especially bothers... Now, when no one is safe from fisting by Sheps, problem suddenly arising...

 

[Ovg]

I just want lesbians. They can keep their gay in their "fatty orgy club" aka production team.

 

[Oesophagus]

I just want lesbians.

You do have a point bro, let's not get ahead of ourselves here.

 

[Sulimo]

Hmm, I wonder if we'll get news like this in 2020 about tranny-crossdresser sex in Mass Effect 15. I can't wait to see what combinations they can come up with in the future.

(Not that I particularly mind this news, but still, curious to see where it ends.)

 

[The King of Comedy]

I want to romance the Normandy, I can barley contain myself when I see those sexy afterburners...

 

[Volourn]

"Lets just hope they don't push you to the homosexual path like in DA2."

You aren't pushed uinto anything of the sort. If you were a homo in DA2 it was 100% your choice. C&C, biatch!

 

[Azalin]

Hmm, I wonder if we'll get news like this in 2020 about tranny-crossdresser sex in Mass Effect 15. I can't wait to see what combinations they can come up with in the future.

 

[Pegultagol]

Bioware, outing the closet gay, vicariously, since 1995

 

[mondblut]

Pfft, playing ass effect is a digital equivalent of sucking a nigger cock anyway. Adding some buttfuck cutscenes on top won't make you any more of a faggot you already were by the virtue of installing it.

 

[Jasede]

Such strong principles! Such unyielding morals!

Have you played Drakensang 1/2? Is it any good?

 

[mondblut]

Only 1. Game mechanics are fine, but combat engine atrocious and much of encounter design appalling (such as a four-level dungeon populated exclusively by giant rats, trololo). Areas getting locked after you are done with them are unexcusable. But it's not that there is much to choose from; between Drakensang and NWN2 there is hardly anything else this decade that can be designated as an RPG and yet had more than 2 neckbeards working on it.

 

[Jasede]

I tried the Drakensang 1 demo but thought it sucked. I'm playing the German Am Fluss Der Zeit (Drakensang 2) demo now and it's... better. And I read areas don't close off and keep offering new side-quests as you progress.

The encounter design in the demo is best summarized as "Giant Rats", though. Damnit. The combat system it terrible, too.

But you're right, slim pickings. I might just have to get it just because it's German, has a "complicated" character system (HAH) and isn't made by Bioware.

 

[mysterious-stranger]

I love how this thread has even more posts than the official one on the front page

 

[Clockwork Knight]

^a quick glance to the thread names yields the answer, o mysterious stranger

 

[Excidium]

I just want lesbians.

You do have a point bro, let's not get ahead of ourselves here.

Indeed.

It surprised me that Ashley wasn't into womyn, I wanted to tame her wild bush.

 

[CorpseZeb]

^a quick glance to the thread names yields the answer, o mysterious stranger

Are you... are you, sir, suggesting is something fishy... erm I mean... dicky... going here?! A very disturbing thought!

 

[mysterious-stranger]

Stop dicking around everyone, this is serious

 

[Orgasm]

I for one am waiting for the addition of nice ass penetration scenes!!!

 

[Tel Velothi]

85% Oblivion mods included really, I mean really perverted stuff. Hopefully they won't dissapoint target audience.