NSFW Carnal Instinct has arrived to satify our adult needs!

Many of the most popular porn games have at least half of this number of patrons.

 

You seriously never heard of massive loverslab mod-community which is mostly known (as far as I'm aware) for millons of porn-modes to Oblivion/Skyrim (maybe even to MW, I dunno)? It's literally that.

 

I see. Can't wait for the era of re-releases of titles such as Cyberspunk, Skyrimjob, Baldur's Choco-Gate, or Cum of Duty: Black Cocks.

Society is doomed, guys are so weak and pathetic they're turning into goblin-like creatures called simps, and long live our supreme leader China!

 

No man, I guess I'm not seeking out that kind of content. I use the internet like in the 90s, I don't check reddit, FB, memes, twitter, news, etc. When I rarely do, I always regret it afterwards...

 

Society was Always doomed Is because sex was so demonized and controvelsial in consideration that now we have perv furries and Futa in every game with sex.
Of course this game Is not appealing to you and Is not to me but sex Is a Natural and beautiful thing who thinks different Is Just a very troubled Person or a lonley One.

I would like to see truly adult games but games like this are juvinile and stupid.

 

Which doom do you prefer? There is no middle ground.

 

So is there anyway of filtering out the furry shit or is it unsalvageable?

 

Just close your eyes!

 

You want to stare at white screen for hours?

 

So you post a penis with a face in this thread.

Adding insult to injury.

 

Sometimes I wonder what these anti-furry people are asking for when they still want a porn game. Do you want to sit down with a glass of wine, indulge in a mature, sophisticated erotica game while nodding sensibly? Like the fucking Kama Sutra? If you keep watching porn then you'll start to like this stuff eventually anyway, it's only a matter of time. How do you think furries got that way?

 

Had to google what the fuck is boipussy. There's no saving them.

 

Alright, I was feeling a bit under the weather last week which was the perfect opportunity to subject myself to some brainrot and give it a fair shake. And by "it" I mean the game, not my dick, because if you enjoy your horizontal tangos and really don't want to anymore this is a perfect path to ascension into some sort of asexual chaste enlightenment. To put it bluntly and dispel any doubts anyone might have — the game is garbage and induces the state of whatever the opposite of sexual arousal is. Everything in it is just a sorry excuse for a gameplay mechanic and the reason is painfully obvious. It's just fluff around awkwardly animated, stiff and quite frankly extremely lousy sex scenes. If you think hentai games with their hydrocephalic concave-eyed anime girls are awkward, well... it can get even worse with anatomically correct(ish) creatures.

But let's not get ahead of ourselves. There are 10 quests in total, mostly boring fetch and deliver type of deal. There's very little equipment, seemingly some level-up system exists but it had no bearing on my playthrough and I finished all the content on offer. The combat is a joke. I died twice in this game and only because I didn't know what I was doing in the first 10-20 minutes. You just push forward mashing those "special attack" buttons and everything dies. If you get crowded you can die very quickly but the game goes out of its way not to put too many enemies in one location (with one exception in the main quest but it's still a small group of absolute pushovers you can even bypass if you wish).

The funny thing is that all the coital trappings are pretty much divorced from the rest of the game. As a character you don't need to do much to get a sex scene. In fact, there are plenty of instances where it boils down to "U WNT SUM FUK?". When you eventually get a sex scene as a reward they don't even feel like anything special because the rest of the setting is so saturated with them. There is LORE to support this but it's so flimsy and forced it's laughable. In general the writing sort of just "is". It's either amateurish or downright makes you cringe and serves as another excuse for the BIG FUK. Not to mention that the scenes mostly offer two or three angles at most, you'd think one could do better in full THREE DEEEEE than the games with sodding Japanese cave doodles. Apparently it's not the case.

But let's talk about the MEAT of the matter. If I were to sum up Carnal Instinct in one image it'd be this:



The fucking obsession these people have with that particular glue component is astounding. Apart from all the obnoxious furry shite, in the character creator you can choose your cock. Like half of what's on the list are different types of horse dicks. Few scenes even require the player to "equip" them. Sure, your character running around the desert with an erect dick (of any kind really) plopping between his legs is amusing for all the 5 minutes, but it mostly just caters to a few cumbrained deviants. Oh, and there's a pretty entertaining bug where if you stand on a blood decal it shows on the characters dick. Not anywhere else, just the dick. Apparently the desert would be too empty without the rabbis having their work cut out for them.

I agree. This game and others like it are only "adult" in the sense that they contain material unsuitable for kids. However, their nature is entirely juvenile. They are created if not by then for people whose development is in some way stunted. People who are probably porn-addicted and overstimulated, which causes boredom. Normal people don't want to fuck a snake-person or watch a horse dick penetrate a humanoid lizard. It can work on some comedic level, sure, but if you seek arousal through themes like this, well, you're a fucking deviant, mate, what can I tell you (other than #summercamp #freetrainride #showersincluded). I actually went through their roadmap, apart from the traditional glorious five year plan of perpetual grift, I mean development, they have plans for "impregnation" with this lovely fucking note:

"Player childbirth is a cutscene only. There will be no children running around in the world for obvious reasons."

The obvious reason being that you either are a bunch of nonces or you make games for a bunch of fucking nonces. I'm sure that at least a few of these furry horsecock aficionados wouldn't like their drives searched for kiddy diddling materials as they already found a way to insert babies into their porn game.

This is absolute nonsense. The commodification of sex, destigmatization of sexual deviancy and ease of access to smut gave rise to various sad groups. Not to mention the internet. In the days of yore if a village idiot thought to himself "I'd like to shag a turnip, turnips are so sexy" he'd either fuck that turnip an realise it's a stupid idea or share his thoughts with the rest of the village and get stoned to death. Now the village idiot types "sexy turnips" into a search engine and finds Rule 34 for turnips and probably a few other retards (with a hard "r") sharing similar "interests".

tl;dr — it's an incompetent and obsessed with horsecock non-game catering to psychosexually stunted mongoloids with too much free income. For a product about sex there's not much sex, mostly bestiality. I would prescribe a Wallachian treatment for the devs and especially the patrons, but I'm afraid some of them might actually enjoy the impalement.

 

to your poor brain cells.

 

tl;dr of tl;dr please

 

The same thing happens to coomers irl, it's the reason they keep having to find new, sick fetishes until the point where they get caught having sex with a drugged out prostitute with a raccoon up their rectum.

 

Horsecock!

 

We literally got the best review of the game that isn't even released, that's how prestigious Codex is.

 

OP has a small wee wee.

 

That's a cruel statement to make. I wanted to put a No! rating on, to protest it, but then I thought: what if somebody asks how do I know it's not true? and promptly reconsidered

 

Wise choice. That being said compared to Horsecock! we all have a small wee wee.

 

This game Is deeply cursed we all know where It come from, It Is in fact a fusion between furry fetish with hentai content. I use the Word hentai because Is what It Is, you have not well done complex sex scene where they belong you have things asking casually for a bad animated casual sex tainted with stuff like horse cock and such. There Is nothing bad in playing in adult games per se but this Is not a adult game because of the sexual content this Is merely a juvinilel fetish fest with no appeal to me.

 

They will probably iron out some of my more "mechanical" grievances, but it has a flawed premise at its core (all the furry, horsecocky and noncey garbage aside), it's porn first and a game second. Also, it will never be "out", both because they're inept and it's mostly an asset flip, and because the money is too good. They are getting monthly payments for making it. There's no incentive to actually finish the damn thing. Most importantly you can buy it on Steam and we all know Early Access doesn't mean shit anymore. It's as out as it's ever going to be.

I mean... what? Someone must be having a stroke, 'cause I can't understand half of what you just said. And I don't smell any burning toasts, soooo...

 

We got a new smiley!