Cloud is Dead (Final Fantasy VII CYOA)

[ERYFKRAD]

B>D

 

[oscar]

B>E

 

[ERYFKRAD]

B) Let's share the gum.

You sure that's B and not C?

 

[baud]

E same as Baltika.

 

[Dayyālu]

With "gum" you mean booze?

Kk, we're drunk and we suck at charm. I guess C then B, let's try to get some info out of our guardian angel. Not that it will help, considering we are dead drunk and she isn't.

Can SOLDIERs even get drunk anymore?

 

[Baltika9]

C) (sneaky butterface check): Offer her some bubblegum (since she's currently not kicking ass).

Flopping to C>B>E

 

[Random]

The Cs have it.

Changing Times Part V

No sense not trying to make a new friend. You dig through a pocket in your pants and manage to wrestle out your old pack of chewing gum. You hold it up. "You want some gum?"

"No."

"Oh."

You glance down at the other thing in your hand, the bottle of brandy, and clumsily drop your gum on the ground. You think to pick it back up, but then forget to.

"You want some brandy?" you ask.

"No."

"Oh."

What do you do?

A) Go home without further ado
B) [Charm] Try to strike up a drunken conversation
C) [Charm] "How far'll, uhh, two thousand gil get me?"
D) Alternative

Roll Results

Spoiler

Charm to convince the SOLDIER to have some gum:
1d20 + Intelligence - Inebriated - Untrained skill = 8 + 7 - 1 - 4 = 10
TN: Hidden
Result: Failure

Character Sheet

Spoiler

Name: Marcus "Steelwall" Westford
Class: Ranger
Level: 2
Profession: Major of the ShinRa Co. Peacekeeping Corps, Department of Public Safety, Military Police Division
Age: 23
Inner Nature: X
Dominant Inner Nature: None
Health: [Pristine - Fine - Poor - Severe - Critical - Dead]
Status: Inebriated

Characteristics:
Strength 4 Agility 8
Tenacity 6 Intelligence 7

Skills:
Discipline Lvl. 3
Marksmanship Lvl. 2, Athletics Lvl. 2, Bluff Lvl. 2
Hand-to-Hand Lvl. 1, Fieldcraft Lvl. 1, Stealth Lvl. 1, Academics Lvl. 1, Observation Lvl. 1, Electronics Lvl. 1, Computer Use Lvl. 1

Perks:
Tough Guy ("Love the suck." The penalty for all mundane negative status effects is reduced by 1)

Inventory: Civilian casual clothes, Shinra Employee ID Card, Jupiter Energy Bar, Pocket Knife, Portable Handheld System, Wallet w/ 19,670 Gil, Note from Janice, Tom's business card (blood-stained), half-empty bottle of Gysahl Brandy
Gear:

 

[Azira]

Would the malus for inebriated have been -3, had we not had the "Tough Guy" perk, or did you forget to adjust it?

 

[Grimgravy]

A

 

[ERYFKRAD]

B

 

[Baltika9]

Wow. Marcus is pretty drunk.

A.

 

[Random]

Would the malus for inebriated have been -3, had we not had the "Tough Guy" perk, or did you forget to adjust it?

Of course. What kind of hack fraud would forget something like that?

Spoiler

fixed

 

[Azira]

 

[oscar]

A.

Marcus ya lightweight.

 

[Baltika9]

You know, I think it's for the best that we did not ask for a ride home. I don't think Marcus is sober enough to hold on. And the jackass would probably ride at full speed just to fuck with us.

 

[a bear named spigot]

d) sit down and pass out in the street

 

[Kalin]

Feels just like real life.

A - Move things along.

 

[Azira]

d) sit down and pass out in the street

+1

Then the SOLDIER would have to either carry Marcus home or sit with him.

 

[baud]

d) sit down and pass out in the street

This

 

[ERYFKRAD]

OK flip to d

 

[Dayyālu]

d) sit down and pass out in the street

D.

We should cut the alcohol completely. Never helps, and we aren't storming trenches in WW1.

 

[Kalin]

It's just half a bottle.

 

[Azira]

Marcus is a light weight.

 

[Baltika9]

sit down and pass out in the street

But why?

Random, what is the ABV of that brandy?

 

[Random]

Random, what is the ABV of that brandy?

90%. And I feel like this is a good time to remind y'all that Marcus does not possess the Drug Use skill.