Cyberpunk 2077 Pre-Release Thread [GAME RELEASED, GO TO NEW THREAD]

MartinK · Oct 12, 2020

Hey, just had this relaization. If they honestly expected the game to compete on its own, woudl they hire expensive celebs? I mean what value does the guy form matrix or mustrat’s wife add to the game? Muskrat’s wife is actually making the game worse by having her shitty music included.

Modern Diakatana.

Gerrard · Oct 13, 2020

it doesn't have to be at night
it doesn't have to be in a large city
it doesn't need to be 3rd person
it doesn't need to have different classes
it doesn't need the player to be able to use flying cars
it doesn't need accessible interiors for buildings
it doesn't need to be free of liberal bullshit
it doesn't need to have good customisation options
it doesn't need to have real dialogue choices
it doesn't need you to be able to join different factions
it doesn't need to have killable NPCs
it doesn't need to have Trauma Team as a gameplay element the player can use
it doesn't need to have destructible environments
it doesn't need to have good graphics
it doesn't matter that CD Projekt Red is staffed by Americans now
it doesn't need mod support
it doesn't need to have good box art
it doesn't need to not blow all its budget on b list actors
it doesn't need to be an RPG
it doesn't need you to be able to purchase new apartments
it doesn't need you to be able to choose different childhood heroes
it doesn't need you to be able to customise your cars or apartment
it doesn't need Cyberpsychosis to be part of the game
it doesn't matter that it's cinematic garbage
it doesn't need to not be downgraded
it doesn't need to not be GTA 2077
it doesn't matter that NPCs don't refer to you as "he/she" anymore
it doesn't need to have a branching story
it doesn't need to have massive crowds of people
it doesn't need dynamic weather systems

Ol' Willy · Oct 13, 2020

Gerrard said:
it doesn't have to be at night

Friendly reminder of the games where action took place at night only:
Hitman: Contracts
Max Payne 1
Max Payne 2
Deus Ex
Bloodlines

How good are these games?

ThatsRightImInIt · Oct 13, 2020

they added epsteins island to cyberpunk???? wtf...

Daedalos · Oct 14, 2020

God I can't wait for these autist "discussions" to die down, and the game releases, so we can have actual game discussion and feedback and impressions.

It's gonna be a long month wait... stay vigilant and GET HYPED

Yosharian · Oct 14, 2020

Infinitron strikes again

kangaxx · Oct 14, 2020

Daedalos said:
God I can't wait for these autist "discussions" to die down, and the game releases, so we can have actual game discussion and feedback and impressions.

It's gonna be a long month wait... stay vigilant and GET HYPED

The more hyped I get the more disappointed I'm likely to be in this game.

Abu Antar · Oct 14, 2020

Daedalos said:
God I can't wait for these autist "discussions" to die down, and the game releases, so we can have actual game discussion and feedback and impressions.

It's gonna be a long month wait... stay vigilant and GET HYPED

As if "these ~~autist~~ autistic (see what I did there?) "discussions" will ever end.

Naraya · Oct 14, 2020

Eh, it's good to have perspective and remind oneself when reading Codex bloodbaths over topics like "But what IS an RPG?!" that we live on a pale blue dot and all of this doesn't make any sense in the grand scheme of things.

:positive:

kangaxx · Oct 14, 2020

Naraya said:
Eh, it's good to have perspective and remind oneself when reading Codex bloodbaths over topics like "But what IS an RPG?!" that we live on a pale blue dot and all of this doesn't make any sense in the grand scheme of things.

If aggressive aliens turn up I'd like to think this forum would convince them of humanity's worth.

Prime Junta · Oct 14, 2020

kangaxx said:
If aggressive aliens turn up I'd like to think this forum would convince them of humanity's worth.

Beaming the shoutbox archive at them ought get them to nope the hell out of here PDQ.

agris · Oct 15, 2020

I think that would only work on mind devourers; they would all get food poisoning.

Jenkem · Oct 15, 2020

ahh cdpr fanboys gathering in their hugbox for a little preemptive cope. cute.

Semiurge · Oct 15, 2020

kangaxx said:
"Male of female, what will you pick?"

Those outdated terms? They have zero significance outside of the preferences of potential sex partners, and even those are hypothetical. The choise is purely aesthetical.

Ol' Willy · Oct 15, 2020

Naraya said:
Eh, it's good to have perspective and remind oneself when reading Codex bloodbaths over topics like "But what IS an RPG?!" that we live on a pale blue dot and all of this doesn't make any sense in the grand scheme of things.

Little do we know, but it is God who plays the ultimate RPG. Jesus was his character, and he rolled Him as a charismatic cleric: with the spells such as cure light wounds, cure disease, cure blindness or deafness, bless, charm person or mammal, walk upon water, and such. He tried to do the pacifist run, but failed persuasion check against Pontius Pilate...

Wunderbar · Oct 15, 2020

Ol' Willy said:
Naraya said:

Eh, it's good to have perspective and remind oneself when reading Codex bloodbaths over topics like "But what IS an RPG?!" that we live on a pale blue dot and all of this doesn't make any sense in the grand scheme of things.

Click to expand...

Little do we know, but it is God who plays the ultimate RPG. Jesus was his character, and he rolled Him as a charismatic cleric: with the spells such as cure light wounds, cure disease, cure blindness or deafness, bless, charm person or mammal, walk upon water, and such. He tried to do the pacifist run, but failed persuasion check against Pontius Pilate...

serves him right for being a storyfag