DayZ, a zombie mod for ArmA2 - Now standalone on Steam Early Access

[Ulminati]

 

[someone else]

There are already toilets in the game, found a tent in one once.

 

[Konjad]

there should also be wanking-o-meter

 

[MetalCraze]

Yeah the game needs fapping. How are you hoping to survive in Chernarus if only womyn you encounter are often the ones you shoot first and have only so much time while the corpse is still warm.

This can also be tied to temperature management. Fapping = temp goes up.

Also you can't fap without pron magazines so you have to scavenge for them. Naturally the pron magazine gets all dirty and sticky after the "usage" so you need to find a new one.

 

[CreamyBlood]

I agree. We need fapping material in the outhouses. Not tents, but asswipe and penthouse magazines. Otherwise the video game just isn't realistic, nor emotionally engaging.

 

[someone else]

Been busy with my vehicles so never bothered to look for crashed helis. Then I ran across two near each other.

One to the left, had to make two trips.

Cheat gun!

 

[thesoup]

You should totally update to 1.7.2 now.

 

[someone else]

1/4
Boring video of me looting Berezino.
Dark+hardcore+1.715 = less players.
The aspect ratio is wrong. Well... it is in alpha.

2/4:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35SdLKmuJrA
3/4:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icTlLwp4r9w
4/4:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq-EhzO5nB0

 

[thesoup]

Do not update yet.

Hi guys

This patch will only run on a limited server, it's not a finalized build and may break stuff.
We need a few testers to help stresstest our 1.7.2.1 server

Download the package from http://cdn.armafiles...ns_v1.7.2.1.rar
Unrar it onto your @dayz/addons folder .

Come to "Dayz - SE 3" and help stresstest.
This invitations extends to people who arent afraid of respawning your characters

Zombies are broken on purpose. They will not despawn properly if a player logout or exit area to cause excessive amount of spawns.

// Ander

And I was getting my hopes up.

 

[Darklife]

I gotta say that server admins should really chill out with implementing these experimental patches. The server that I had my tents on updated to it for some reason and now I can't access my shit.

 

[MetalCraze]

Motherfucker got infrared gun. At least you didn't pay for DLC and thus it has shit textures

Now go into Cherno at night




1.61 RC1 is out. Comes with 0.3333 new maps from Czech DLC

 

[villain of the story]

I've been through 10 heli wreckages the past couple days and all I ever found are: FN FALs (and occasionally with the NV scope), M14s, Bizons, DRMs and M107s plus the usual supplies.

And 1.7.2.3 out but still fucked up. Don't play just yet.

And I saw these in the local market:

(not my pic)

I swear they just weren't there before I started playind DayZ. Nice coincidence.

 

[villain of the story]

Check this out, it's useful:

Hey all you would be snipers! Here is a custom map for ArmA2 that you can use to test out every weapon in a controlled environment:

http://kronzky.info/targetrange/index.htm
http://www.reddit.com/r/dayz/comments/wj5f1/hey_all_you_would_be_snipers_here_is_a_custom_map

 

[someone else]

1 week ago I proned beside a tree and got killed.
About an hour ago, I drove my ATV into a clump of trees to hide. When I got off the ATV I got killed by a tree.
So I got killed by trees twice in a row and had nearly 1000 kills on this life.
And the server restarted when I was going back for my body.
So I lost my nvgs QQ, but I recovered my cheat gun from my tent.
I have to get on 1.723 soon to save my vehicles, hope my gun makes it.

thesoup if you are still on 1.715 you can have the cheatgun. Some people are complaining that it goes missing in 1.723.

 

[thesoup]

Then don't stash it in a upgraded server yet. Or give it to vots as he will probably play on 1.7.1.5 until the issue gets resolved.
I'm on 1.7.2 and lazy to roll back.

 

[someone else]

The L85A2 AWS saved my life today.
1 player on a moonlit server so what will you do? I hit the NWAF, scanned from the north, loot the NE barracks, went to the south, scanned north then hit the SW barracks. Zombie count was around 40 so I assumed the other player was in a town. I was thinking of hitting the hangers but decided to do a quick scan for zombies. Instead I see the other player running towards me at only 150 meters away, I got quite a shock when I saw a man running with a gun when I was expecting zombies. He didn't see me as I was in the shadows with ghillie. I even had SD rounds loaded so I could kill him without aggroing the zombies. But I'm too much of a carebear and ran away, must have spooked him when I fired at the zombies chasing me.

*hugs the cheat gun*
But I'll rather have an NVG or a bike.

 

[CreamyBlood]

Alpha versions 1.7.2, 1.7.2.1 and 1.7.2.3 with Arma2 Beta patch 94876 all work fine for me. Not sure what's going on with all the pussies here. It's kind of embarrassing considering this is the Codex. Not sure what to say about that.

 

[villain of the story]

You crossed a line there saying that, buddy. Your gonna get fucked. No, not by me. But your gonna get fucked for that nonetheless.

 

[CreamyBlood]

Haha. Actually Lord Hawhaw just joined me and I popped in to say that he got properly updated and eventually joined the same server as me and respawned on the coast. So, beware, just because it didn't happen to me, doesn't mean it won't happen to you.

And yes, Villain, I'm going to get fucked regardless. Over and over again.

 

[MetalCraze]

Fucking trees want to kill you now too

I guess that's what rocket meant when he said the environment should be the enemy

 

[CreamyBlood]

I dive under trees every time I go to the fridge to grab another beer, logout, login, scout out an area or whatever. It hasn't happened to me but I've seen it happen to Bear. Must be some bizzarre specific angle you have to crouch/dive into. Not sure.

Lord HawHaw! Thanks for showing up, it was a good night.

 

[someone else]

Picked up another cheat gun while trying to stash my current one.
I've upgraded to 1.723, if the server where I left the guns upgrades now we can kiss them goodbye.

Oh I went in 1.723 in civilian skin and changed to camo in a tree as I'm afraid of snipers. Guess what happened? Death by trees three times in a row.
So don't: Prone near trees, get off vehicles when a tree is to your left and change skins in a tree.

 

[SoupNazi]

I read that as "change skins to a tree"

 

[MetalCraze]

 

[Metro]

omgomomgomgomgmogmgomgmoggomgmogmogogomo daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyzeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

So, does this mod work with the Steam version? If so I guess I might pick it up during the sale.

 

[MetalCraze]

Yes.