Decline 15: Underwater Friends

[Eadee]

Sorry guys, I need to ask for an extension. 12 hours at least.

 

[Isiloon]

I dont have access to the heresy rating, but that's what I bestow upon you Eadee

Stale like a man!

 

[Eadee]

I won't double my total stale count for a game in which I actually have a chance to win annoy people.

 

[Joined on the 4th of July]

Oceania, my greatest ally, couldn't find a fight elsewhere, so he had to attack me.

I don't have much troops in that fort, but I can try to figure out some plan for them.

 

[Dayyālu]

We can always rollback. You have just to ask.

After all, you got some cheap victories (like sieging my cap with your random sacreds runnin everywhere) thanks to that.

Even worse, I think I will rollback.

I'm a sore loser like that and it's not like this match has much going on.

 

[Joined on the 4th of July]

noooooooooooooooo

 

[Joined on the 4th of July]

I'm a sore loser like that and it's not like this match has much going on.

why don't you just end the game?

 

[Dayyālu]

why don't you just end the game?

Can't do, promised Ys I would help them despite them pretty much ruining the game for me.

And because if I'm gonna lose I want to lose straight and to be beaten on the battlefield, and not because I staled.

And I'm gonna lose. But we're the last two global powers, don't tell me you feel offended because I don't want to stale and give shit freely. It's not like you won or lost something relevant this turn.

 

[Isiloon]

oh man, I wasn't even going to attack you lol. Don't know what yu're on about

 

[KoolNoodles]

Wasn't this game supposed to end after that hilarious bad global cast?

 

[Isiloon]

send at me an army worthy of mordor

 

[Eadee]

send at me an army worthy of mordor

So, a guy in a dress with a stick, a gay version of William Turner, a guy who dies half way to the battle, a guy who's totally into GILF's with pointy ears and five midgets, one of them fat with a beard?


That request is... kinda... specific you know?

 

[Dayyālu]

Atlantis Waiting for 2h file
Oceania Waiting for 2h file
R'lyeh Waiting for 2h file
Ys 2h file received

I can't exactly pinpoint what, but there's something wrong with this.

 

[Eadee]

I NEVER SAID THAT YOU F***ING LIAR!

But what's the deal anyways?

 

[Isiloon]

I love sucking fat dick

c41m d0wn m8

 

[Eadee]

Stop releasing my secret loveletters to you to the public Isiloon !

 

[Isiloon]

I intercepted the ones you've been sending to sqeecoo with my Russian hacker powers

 

[Eadee]

So you found out and pull this off because you're jealous? Cheap Isiloon that's really cheap.

 

[Dayyālu]

I am extremely sorry to interrupt the squabble between Jew and German (even if the roles are, well, a tad reversed here) but I'd like to point out that Pelagia went AI.

This makes the game kinda moot, as he technically won (as I have a single army UW and he has at least three-four). What should we do?

Extending and waiting for the opinion of others.

 

[Eadee]

Huh, okay, now I see what you meant.

Stupid timing, since you just dispelled Sea of Ice which would've set things in motion.
Is it possible to set the AI into player hands again?

I know Pelageia is strong, but I refuse to give up without getting a serious beating, no matter how strong Pelageias economy/army looks.

 

[Isiloon]

well the AI will just zerg us so we can fight the hordes together?

 

[Joined on the 4th of July]

I propose declaring Eadee the winner.

 

[Isiloon]

Eadee You won, but more importantly - I didn't lose.

You're like Saudi Arabia and we are Kuwait, Bahrain and UAE.

Dayyālu is Qatar obviously because he's a terrorist

 

[sqeecoo]

I feel that R'lyeh won the moral victory here. Of course, Starspawn Ethics are far beyond the understanding of the lesser races.

 

[Dayyālu]

Then, we declare this over? I'd like at least a final battle between me and Oceania, let's see if we can organize something.

I'll extend and discuss with the Slavic Loon.