Squad 1 reporting in sir, what do we do? Nobody is fighting. Slave Mitzoqelopctl was saying he overheard the priests talking about a "Great Cataclysm" ? The men and beasts grow impatient.
You will do
nothing soldiers, these are orders from the Great One himself. Apparently the old powers are content to wait this thing out, whatever it is. I've been around hundreds of years and killed hundreds of enemies and yet this bothers me. Still, I have my orders.
Squad 2 reporting in, ummm....yeah but this is really boring. I fear the demons will at least fly off, or the toads will eat our farmers. We can't just sit here and wait to die when the world ends!
Don't fear, cowards, we have a slew of great and powerful mages working on a solution. Surely one of them will end this threat.
Some of these will do
something, they have to. And if they don't do something then their seconds and thirds and fourths and....well, you get the idea.
Squad 3 reporting in sir. Couldn't help over hearing.....but mages? What have mages done to destroy our enemies and expand our kingdom. What about some real troops.
Real troops? What about these? This is but a sample of what our mages have done.
Squad 4 reporting in, SIR. These wayward magic beings? They might flee as soon as the weak mages fall. We need tough bad ass dudes.
Sigh....well what about our undead leaders. They are
pretty cool, ok, if it comes to it they can handle a few "horrors".
*Cold lifeless stare*
Squad 5 reporting in sir, can we just....
Shut up.
Ok, I am DONE for today. No more reports. *shuts door on the rest*
Muttering to himself: "Not like it matters, nothing will happen, nothing ever does"