In Progress DECLINE 22: Primitive Proliferation

[Grif]

Looks like I missed quite a bit.

 

[Isiloon]

Looks like I missed quite a bit.

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[Isiloon]

 

[Infinitum]

Mistakes were made. Still;

 

[Dayyālu]

Everyone works to stop the Russian-Pangaea Menace and I get a shitton of treacherous gauls to try to kill me, again.

Betraying their own word, even!

It's time to show those betrayers what happens when you awake a sleeping giant.

 

[Isiloon]

I'm not Russian (Ukrainian technically and Jewish, speak Russian + English) and also I'm not a menace.

Also - due to the large amount of events that happened this turn, can we please extend 24h?

3 different wars started in the same turn by different players for different reasons :D

 

[Isiloon]

Everyone works to stop the Russian-Pangaea Menace

Why though I haven't done anything wrong. I am leading my people out of poverty

 

[Grimwulf]

I'm not Russian (Ukrainian technically and Jewish, speak Russian + English) and also I'm not a menace.

I am the Russian menace.

You are a harpy.

 

[Isiloon]

I am the Russian menace.

The perpetual storm is pretty menacing. I'm sure everyone's incomes tanked except Rlyeh, including yourself.

No more flaming arrows for Machaka, Berytos and Mictlan.

you are a harpy

I think I'm more of a centaur

 

[Isiloon]

The people of Machaka and Lanka are revolting, riots in the streets as protesters embrace freedom and nature.

Maenads appear increasingly large numbers, disrupting law and order



In some cases they overpowered the local police, raising flags of green drugs and sacred geometry magic

 

[KoolNoodles]

The people of Machaka are doing FINE(the bird clan is recently very sad, but that's another issue), I can't vouch for Lanka though.

 

[Isiloon]

Lanka has really good sacreds but he's broke...

and so am i

 

[KoolNoodles]

This thread tho.

Spoiler

Not sure that was worth the effort, but feels good.

 

[sqeecoo]

No more flaming arrows for Machaka, Berytos and Mictlan.

Arros? What are arros?

But I'm surprised at the perpetual stork being cast! How come that and not gale gate or something? Fomoria has sailing himself and is far from Bethyros, and Xibalba is ded. Cui bono?

 

[Grimwulf]

The perpetual storm is pretty menacing. I'm sure everyone's incomes tanked except Rlyeh, including yourself.

Fomoria has sailing himself and is far from Bethyros, and Xibalba is ded. Cui bono?

Summon Storm Power, you morons. Now it works without Storm caster. Fomoria, Helheim and maybe Berytos are the happiest nations right now.

 

[Dayyālu]

I'd be happier if I wasn't jumped by a thousand boars. Sure, Air spam kills everything, but it's annoying to have to reo-organize an entire nation.

I seriously hope Marverni has more than Ambibates this time. Invuln 10 does not cut it against midgame magic.

 

[sqeecoo]

Magic? What are magic? Do you mean like clubs with really shiny obsidian?

 

[Grimwulf]

A black raven is flying above Machaka, KoolNoodles.

Prepare yourself.

 

[Dayyālu]

I'm not Russian (Ukrainian technically and Jewish, speak Russian + English) and also I'm not a menace.

Also - due to the large amount of events that happened this turn, can we please extend 24h?

Extended.

Also, you all look Russian to me. Huge, slavic and vaguely intimidating. Also, insane.

I am still convinced that every man in the Balkans and former USSR is some kind of almost-two-meters tall giant. I mean, that's my personal experience.

 

[Infinitum]

Everyone works to stop the Russian-Pangaea Menace and I get a shitton of treacherous gauls to try to kill me, again.

Betraying their own word, even!

It's time to show those betrayers what happens when you awake a sleeping giant.

Dude, It's a unenforced diplomacy FFA. Looking at it from my perspective, there was also that agreement to jointly attack Mictlan where you mysteriously didn't show up for 6 months, the sparse and obviously staged attacks when you did and that province defense that mysteriously boomed when I needed to relay raiders. Lies of omission don't count I take it? Having my main army trapped beyond the thawed straits come summer seemed a bad idea at the time.

I do stand corrected though; enjoy your Mictlan holiday. I hear there were problems with the return cruise?

And now to get repeatedly struck by a gajillion thunderbolts for the next few turns..

I seriously hope Marverni has more than Ambibates this time. Invuln 10 does not cut it against midgame magic.

Sure I do. Like, a thousand of them!

 

[Dayyālu]

Dude, It's a unenforced diplomacy FFA. Looking at it from my perspective, there was also that agreement to jointly attack Mictlan where you mysteriously didn't show up for 6 months, the sparse and obviously staged attacks when you did and that province defense that mysteriously boomed when I needed to relay raiders. Lies of omission don't count I take it? Having my main army trapped beyond the thawed straits come summer seemed a bad idea at the time.

I do stand corrected though; enjoy your Mictlan holiday. I hear there were problems with the return cruise?

And now to get repeatedly struck by a gajillion thunderbolts for the next few turns..

There's no one to return from Mictlan, they are all dead to uphold my promises

I have proof, you know



Because someone kept his word and played the long game. Someone else betrayed his own word and his own proposal just because. Not even discussing now the idiocy of attacking me again while Pangaea gets everything (even UW provinces that I was going to contend) but here you go. I'll have to re-organize everything, hope to smash your armies, and we'll be again on stage 1: you with half of the island, I with the other.

IF no one else chooses to kill me off (for example, at attack from Starspawns would be GG for me and Mictlan or Helheim would GG you easily).

Again, you choose to betray, and will pay the consequences in lost trust and useless warfare. Maybe sooner than you realize.

Whatever, it's not like I wanted something else than another useless war. Sigh. I should have taken Hinnom and bless rushed you in year 1, it's only thanks to Ambibates that you pulled through.

 

[KoolNoodles]

A black raven is flying above Machaka, KoolNoodles.

Prepare yourself.

Ah come on man, I'm already fighting like 5 people!

 

[Isiloon]

KoolNoodles this could have all been prevented you know, if only you showed bravery earlier.

I am still convinced that every man in the Balkans and former USSR is some kind of almost-two-meters tall giant. I mean, that's my personal experience.

I'm actually a stalky well-paid IT manlet (160cm), but I've defeated a western man fitting your description in a formal duel infront of 200 people at highschool one time and then some people would call me Tyson.

Basically Vegeta

 

[KoolNoodles]

What's the AI difficulty set to in this game?

 

[Isiloon]

Don't be a loser, just die like a man - kamikazi your big stack into Grimwulf, for stabbing you in the back like a dirty Russian spy!