In Progress DECLINE 22: Primitive Proliferation

[Isiloon]

For those who are blind and unsympathetic - this is KoolNoodle's perspective.

 

[KoolNoodles]

You left out Marverni also attacking me in the southern waters(briefly).

 

[Isiloon]

You left out Marverni also attacking me in the southern waters(briefly).

 

[sqeecoo]

Why did everyone decide to gangbang poor KoolNoodles? What happened?

 

[Isiloon]

He agreed to help vs Fomoria, after attacking Fomoria with 2 other players - Fomoria successfully intimidated KoolNoodles into withdrawing.

Angered by his flakiness, I made my own peace deal with Fomoria, so did Rlyeh - allowing Fomoria to continue Machaka, but on the offensive instead of defensive... My own armies turned against KoolNoodles and denied him good positioning or being able to engage Fomoria effectively.

Lanka, Helheim and Marverni all saw writing on the wall and decided to get a piece of the pie before Fomoria and Pangaea got it all to themselves.

Machaka did build a large doomstack and kept it in that castle surrounded by my flags, I put my own chaff-stack next to it and was having an epic staredown, then he left the castle and appears to be ...moving towards his capital...?

Meanwhile, with enemies from every direction attacking any and every province - hard to really be effective at anything except covering your head and curling into fetal position

 

[KoolNoodles]

The broad strokes of what Isiloon says are correct, though please refer to my previous .gif in the thread.

I think in the end, a non-frozen river during expansion somewhat doomed me, but that is another tale.

 

[Infinitum]

What, that scuffle in the inner sea? Mere trifle, that. Proper way of greeting ones neighbours, honing their blades, testing their thanes' mettle, giving their youth the chance to earn glory and recognition in battle. Didn't rise to the intensity of a proper cattle raid even. Marverni have always been at peace with Prax the Lion.

 

[mondblut]

Why did everyone decide to gangbang poor KoolNoodles? What happened?

(this Berlin congress involved a lot of collateral damage though...)

 

[KoolNoodles]

Just checked in with our finest strategic mind, and uhh.......

 

[Isiloon]

I dont think I will ever take this throne.

besides this guy, it has 40 watchers

 

[Grimwulf]

I dont think I will ever take this throne.

You've attacked several Thrones this turn. I don't like it. It looks like attempting a Throne rush.

Why don't you leave the Monolith and Titan of Heaven alone? They are doing a great job keeping those Thrones safe from hordes of naked raving women.

 

[Isiloon]

I was seeing what they had and how it does - it's within my territory so it's of no concern anyway.

Finally, Lebowski is online.

 

[Isiloon]

What the world looks like atm - mostly. The area in white is the middle east.

 

[Joined on the 4th of July]

I dont think I will ever take this throne.

besides this guy, it has 40 watchers

Storm spools and smashers and attack largest on some thugs with decent magic resistance.

 

[Infinitum]

Now trading for nature gems! Enquire within.

 

[KoolNoodles]

So if that's the mideast, what great power wants to prop me up as their nation state?

Grimwulf I appreciated the RP heavy message, good stuff.

 

[KoolNoodles]

Could I get a 24hr extension por favor? There is a drunk holiday today/tomorrow(St. Patrick) and I'd like to not just go AI and try some sort of multi-front resistance to survive for a bit and see if any fights break out over my corpse.

 

[Isiloon]

Give him an extension Dayyālu - lest you set AI to impossible again and we all become food for cyborg Africa

 

[Isiloon]

Can we change turn timer to 48h please, Grimwulf and Grif have large empires to manage ... I also need to do a lot of diplomatic efforts communicating and spreading peace.

also Dayyālu tried to backstab two people, then tried to intimidate me... to give him gems/helping him in his war - against everyone in his vicinity... in exchange for - get this.. not attacking me...

However... he was then attacked by Rlyeh

Spoiler

 

[Isiloon]

 

[Grimwulf]

... You've transformed a Pan into this? Why would you want to transform a Pan anyway? There is nothing wrong with this commander - plenty hp, not old, decent stats, special ability.

You idiot.

 

[Isiloon]

Because I'm maxed out gold-wise and this is how I can get more big mages, this is the only fail cast and it's not that bad.

By casting transform I open space for more Pans, whilst still keeping a big mage.

 

[Grimwulf]

Blood 2, eh? I've just imagined this ant breaking into someone's home and taking away virgin daughters from their family.

Spoiler

Even this ant is more competent bloodhunter than any Vanir from Helheim.

 

[Isiloon]

I think (hope) he's immune to feeble mind....

but who knows, mindless, yet still can cast magic....

the wonders of Pangaea

 

[Isiloon]

Also - dont break into anyone's home... occasionally, one of the maenads is a virgin so they segregate them