You want to talk? Let's talk.
Throne of Ice.
Claimed by Pangaea. 1 point.
Titan of Heaven Throne.
Surrounded by Pangaea from all sides. Will be claimed as soon as Isiloon finds his balls. 3 points.
Monolith Throne.
Surrounded by Pangaea from all sides. Will be claimed as Isiloon learns how to read and
opens page 13 of the thread. 3 points.
Throne of Water.
Claimed by Lanka, vassal of Pangaea. Is free to be claimed by Pangaea at any point. 2 points.
Unknown, unclaimed Throne.
Resides on province owned by Fomoria, yet another vassal of Pangaea. Basically Pangaea's property. 1 point (trying to be optimistic here).
Let's count. 1+3+3+2+1 = 10 points. Wait...
Well, shit. It seems we have a victory
already.
Let's see what you have to say about this.
Grimwulf is basically going unchallenged the entire game and will win the game at this rate, maybe before our NaP expires.
Awright! Our NAP expires at turn 45, I got 12 turns to win this game. Let's see what I got...
Throne of Winter.
Claimed by Helheim. 1 point.
Throne of Summer.
Might be claimed by Helheim, in case we manage to beat Machakan army. Otherwise will be claimed by Pangaea. 1 point.
Unclaimed Throne at Dampdale.
Will be taken from Berytos and claimed by Helheim. 1 point (was protected by shit PD).
Let's count. 1+1+1 = 3.
Grimwulf what? Will destroy every other nation? Will domkill everyone? What, WHAT??
HOW STUPID MUST A MAN BE IN ORDER TO BELIEVE YOUR BULLSHIT?!
For someone owning a harpy scouting network, you are very oblivious of things happening outside Helheim. Let me enlighten you.
Marverni is currently larger than both of your vassals combined.
Berytos war was a decisive victory for them. But they are nothing compared to the threat of Mictlan. Do you people even notice who claims which Thrones? Anybody?
Mictlan owning 30% discount on blood magic? Pffff, nothing to worry about. Right?
Right my ass. I'll take a long look at your suffering face when the aztecs throw Astral Corruption on it.
But even Mictlan is looking bleak compared to the growing R'lyeh influence. R'lyeh is currently larger than Helheim. Fun fact: Perpetual Storm doesn't hamper income in UW provinces. R'lyeh is not only the largest, but also most profitable nation gold-wise.
And still there is no clear canditate for victory, except you,
Isiloon. You are trying to sneak an honorless Throne victory, avoiding any painful war whatsoever. Breaking NAPs, jumping on people without rhyme or reason, at the same time screaming anti-Helheim propaganda.
Sure, Helheim is large. And rich. And strong. Helheim is capable of inflicting extreme pain on whatever nation dares to attack us. And that's just what you need, right? Someone who can occupy Helheim while you are stealing a victory. Someone who can occupy the only nation capable of stopping you. That will not happen. I don't believe there is anyone stupid enough to buy your shit.
It's not too late to redeem yourself. Here is a public offer for you:
1. Both of us stop waging war upon Machaka. Let the Lion keep his Throne of Summer.
2. You release Fomoria and Lanka from their oaths.
3. We solve our quarrel between ourselves. You and me. Mano-o-mano. No gangbangs, and no one else to help you.
What say you?
P.S.:
Grimwulf is basically going unchallenged the entire game
Eating an AFK AI, then becoming the largest player
Just FYI, Xibalba attacked me before my expansion was over. And then he immidiately went AI. Engaged in extremely early war against my will, I found myself having nothing to break Xibalba walls. After going AI, Xibalba received crazy boost to gold, rec-points and resources. Ever tried to break walls with hundreds of fliers sitting inside them, while playing goddamn HELHEIM?
Muty's daring attack AND his decision to go AI is the sole reason why YOU ARE SO BIG. I had to give up on western expansion, letting you claim those lands uncontested. Be fucking grateful to Muty and stop this "unchallenged hurr-durr" nonsense.